Bleach (BLEACH)

Ichigo Kurosaki.

Hey, good morning Ichigo.

Hey.

How's it going?

Ichigo!

-I see that you have found yourself

a nice spot on the floor.

I need first aid.

What a nut.

I don't know why he keeps trying that trick.

It'll never work.

Hi, Ichigo.

Good morning.

-There's something called a comb.

You you, you should try one.

Oh really?

Shut up.

-- Oh, you're standing around together like you've got

a secret club and I'm not allowed to join it.

Why is Chad with Orihime and Uryo?

It's like the beauty, the beast, and the nerd all together,

without me!

Ever since the beginning of summer break,

you've been stuck together like glue.

I demand to know why that is!

Those three never used to hang out,

what could have happened over the summer

to create such an unnatural alliance?

And what are you doing with them?

Oh, the humanity!

It's the tragic end to a beautiful friendship!

Chill out.

Nothing happened.

I've got it.

I'm nothing but an aging puppy that no one wants to pet.

I'm finished.

Sounds about right, puppy.

So why don't you go stand somewhere else?

Get a grip on yourself, Keigo.

Don't you know you're being teased?

-Oh, stupid blue skies, I knew you were teasing me!

Good morning!

It's nice to see you!

Back off!

-As usual, an impressive reaction.

It's nice to know nothing's changed around here.

-I just want to keep you abreast of the situation.

Nothing ever changes with you does it, Chizuru?

Here it is autumn, and you're still in heat.

Good morning.

How you doing, Tatsuki?

Oh, hi.

So, how's your assignment coming along?

An assignment's due?

-You forgot about the assignment we

were given over summer break?

I told you all about it, Ichigo.

Oh yeah.

I guess I forgot.

Oh man, I can't believe you.

Don't blame me if you don't finish it in time.

Don't worry.

I won't.

Well, you better not.

Man, you're going to get in trouble

if you keep missing so much school.

I mean it.

Hey, what's that thing?

Huh?

Oh, this?

It's a lucky charm.

Dad, I'm sorry.

I forgot to return this to you.

Actually, I'm not even sure why I still have it.

Hmm.

I don't want it.

Huh?

-I don't need this lucky charm anymore.

So I'm giving it to you out of the goodness of my heart.

Hey, hold on a second!

Why are you sewing that thing onto my uniform?

Dad!

My dad did it.

He sewed it on my uniform.

-I could figure that out without even asking you.

-How the hell did you already know that?

It's a simple case of logic.

Who else but your dad would give you something as goofy

as that thing?

Anyway, that doesn't matter.

What I really wanted to ask you about was that skull there.

Oh, you mean this.

Interesting you should ask that.

I bought it from this guy I met.

I mean, I found it.

Wait a sec.

Tatsuki, you can see this?

Huh?

What's the big deal?

It's right there?

Hi, everybody.

Ah, Miss Ochi.

All right, get to your seats every one.

OK.

Right.

Let's see if all my students are in attendance today.

Oshima and Sorimachi are never hear,

because they're juvenile delinquents.

So we won't worry about them, will we, class?

I have an exciting announcement.

A transfer student's going to join our class.

-This badge is more powerful than it looks.

It is dangerous for anyone other than a Soul Reaper to use this.

That is why it has a visual barrier built into it,

to keep ordinary humans from seeing it.

That's what he said.

I wonder if it's broken.

A hollow.

Something wrong, Ichigo?

It's nothing, really.

A little gas?

Hey.

Please be quiet.

You can come in now.

Odd, where'd he go?

Hey Ichigo, where are you going?

To the restroom!

Restroom?

Right.

Hey!

Chad, Orihime!

Where are you two going?

-- To the restroom.

Orihime, shame on you.

You should know that a young lady never

runs off to the restroom like that.

Honestly.

But I'm about to pee my pants, or worse!

Go on then and come right back.

Ha, ha!

Bathroom, bathroom, bathroom, bathroom, bathroom!

You're not going anywhere.

-Favoritism, favoritism, favoritism, freedom to pee!

How come Orihime, Chad, and Ichigo get to go?

I demand a .

Beef, pork!

The Hollows are still around.

I can't believe it.

Yes, it's true, Orihime.

I fear that hollows will inhabit this planet for as long

as there are human beings.

Beef!

Look, just make up your mind.

Beef, or pork.

Dinner.

Pork.

Enjoy your meal.

Look who's here.

Didn't trust me to take out a Hollow all by myself,

so you tagged along, huh?

But you two didn't have to skip class.

-Well, honestly, I've always had this fantasy

about lying just so that I could get out of class.

-It's a great quality to be honest about that.

But try not to overdo it.

-I'm really surprised that Uryu isn't here.

There's nothing he could.

Remember, he doesn't have spiritual pressure anymore.

-It's been two now and he still hasn't joined us.

I wouldn't worry about it.

He'll figure something out.

It'll be fine.

He fought like a champ when he didn't have his powers before.

We should believe in Uryu.

Yeah.

You're right.

Ichigo Kurosaki.

My oh my.

We finished our unpacking finally.

Well, good for you.

Though I'm surprised to find out that

you actually had things to unpack.

I certainly did.

I received a number of parting gifts

from Miss Orihime, which was very kind of her.

-Are you sure she wasn't just dumping

all the useless garbage she had?

What a thing to say.

How rude.

Well, you seem to have made yourself

just as cozy as can be inside of that stuffed animal suit.

-Hey, why don't you two start ditching your gegai as well?

It's not so bad once you get used to it.

I agree with you.

We're going to be staying at Urahara's shop,

and it's not going to cost us a dime.

The least we should do is try not

to take up space and cause a lot of trouble.

-What was it that made you all decide to come

and live here with us?