Johnny Test

(FIREWORKS WHISTLE, RAPID EXPLOSIONS)

This summer,

Speed McCool will meet his toughest challenge yet...

Stop right there and finish those snacks!

as a preschool parole officer!

I made doodies.

It's the funniest, most exciting thrill ride of the year

as Speed takes on ninjas...

-(GRUNTING) Whoo-hoo!

Yeah!

a rogue cop bent on revenge...

And a mob of turbo toddlers!

-(KIDS SCREAMING) -Hey! Back off! This isn't in my contract!

Hey!

It's the best movie in the history of the world...

ever!

We gotta see that movie!

I'm a dog not a goat, but that movie was...

baa-aad.

Speed McCool in a comedy? Why did we go see that?

'Cause the guy in the TV commercial said it was the...

"funniest, most exciting thrill ride of the year!"

-Hey, that was pretty good. -Face it, a great voice-over

can make the most boring of things

sound more exciting than ever!

What seemed like an ordinary vegetable

was about to give Johnny super strength

and razor-sharp vision.

Hey, that does make eating a carrot sound more exciting.

Keep going.

Johnny didn't know it, but his math homework would help him

to unlock the secrets of the universe.

What? This doesn't tell me what hot dogs are made of.

The point is a cool voice-over

can even make math sound exciting.

But I want my life to be more exciting.

Imagine, a voice-over

that could actually turn a boring old day

into an exciting movie!

Hmm.

-(BOTH GASP) -Uh, we were not playing with bunnies!

We were, um... experimenting.

Whatever! Now, life can be boring,

and voice-overs are exciting.

You guys are geniuses, right?

So what about inventing a voice-over thing

that could bring real excitement to life?

So every day is...

the "most exciting thrill ride of the year!"

It's an interesting thought, Johnny.

But it's scientifically impossible.

Oh. Oh, well.

Then, I guess you won't be starring

in your very own real-life romantic comedy preview

with Gil Nexdor.

Stop! We'll see what we can do.

Behold, the Voice-Over 9000!

Humans only use ten percent of the brain's capacity.

So the VO-9000 uses the other 90 percent

to connect powerful brainwaves

that actually change people's behavior.

All you have to do is talk into it.

This summer,

one dog would learn the true meaning of spirit

in "Cheerleader Dog!"

Gimme a "D!" Gimme a "U!" Gimme a K-E-Y!

What's that spell? Dukey!

-(BOTH GIGGLE) -Well, that was weird, but I do feel peppy.

And pretty.

There's also an auto mode.

We pre-programmed the VO-9000 with several movie trailers

guaranteed to make your day more exciting.

You can switch from action to horror,

to romantic comedy!

The girls had given up on love,

until Gil Nexdor

realized they had as much in common

as three hydrogen atoms.

Gil!

Hello, girls who love science as much as I do.

Would you like to join me for a lovely afternoon

of doing things we have in common?

Later, Johnny. -Oh, this is gonna be good.

Johnny was sick of long rides on the bus.

So this morning,

his ride was gonna get a little longer.

-Hey! -Wait for it.

Nice.

I wish you could come to school with me, 'cause I'm gonna have fun

testing out the auto mode.

Johnny, be sure to hurry home from school. Tonight's meatloaf night!

-Where'd you get the limo? -Found it. Whoo-hoo!

And simply solve for pi.

In a world where a teacher was taking "bored"

to a whole new level,

Johnny would soon discover

that the only pi he'd have to solve...

-was pizza pie! -(STUDENTS CHEER)

Whoo-hoo!

So, Gil... what should we do now?

Go dancing? Swimming?

Look at the clouds and dream?

No. I thought we could play with...

my bunny collection!

Isn't it great that we have so much in common?

Ugh...

This might be Susan and Mary's greatest invention yet!

-Huh? -(RECORDED MUSIC PLAYING)

So... give it here.

What started out as a normal afternoon

was about to get sweeter.

Who wants free ice cream?

Free ice cream tastes way better than paid-for ice cream.

Um, careful where you drip.

Eh, it won't hurt anything, right?

Coming to a theater near you!

Rated PG13! Speed McCool!

Love was r-r-r-right around...

monkey! M-m-m-monkey.

In a wor-wor-world...

Anyway...

L-l-little did Johnny know

he was about to be kidnapped by ninjas.

-Say wha? -It shorted out and it's stuck

on action-mode!

Oh, this is bad. Run!

-(BOTH SCREAMING) -(NINJAS GRUNTING)

And this is Charlotte and this is Rachel. She's my favorite.

Playing with bunnies with new friends is fun!

Yeah, lots of fun.

Yeah, but we have to go, now!

And find our brother and dismantle a little invention we made.

Get out! I love little inventions too.

Behold the Bunny-Bot 9000.

-(BARKING) -(BOTH SCREAMING)

Aw, he likes you.

Find Johnny!

-Turn if off! Turn it off! -It won't turn off!

B-b-but how could they deal with a rogue cop bent on revenge?

No, no. Not the rogue cop!

You two are going down.

Wait! Don't you wanna do science-y stuff together?

No!

Okay. Uh, then let's go dancing.

Huh? (GIGGLE)

Look, we even have

the same dress in common!

Uh... (SCREAMING)

And a p-p-pack of turbo t-t-toddlers!

-(SCHOOL BELL RINGS) -(SCREAMING)

Do you want sprinkles?

We have to find Susan and Mary!

Come back, girls who I have so much in common with!

Um, we have to go to a ballet, so go home. Bye!

But I love ballet too!

Where have you been!

The Voice-Over 9000 is broken!

I got ninjas and cops and kindergartners chasing me!

Don't break it or its effects could become irreversible.

It has to be rebooted.

Take a screwdriver and open up the back.

Ah, the joys of making meatloaf.

There's a blue wire that runs the length of the device.

-Got it. -Don't touch that.

-Okay. -(SCREAMING)

Huh?

There's also a yellow wire

that connects to a small red terminal.

Don't touch that either.

Now cross the green wire with the red terminal to force reboot.

Huh? Oh, yeah.