Entourage

This place is sweet.

- What? The airport? - No, the film festival, bro.

Take it all in.

Your first film festival only happens once, Vince.

I let my first one pass me by.

Barely remember a thing.

What was that first festival again, Drama?

'Cause we barely remember it either.

Palm Springs International '93.

I was the toast of the town.

I thought I told you guys about this.

Fuck Palm Springs.

Did they have 6 inches of fresh powder over there?

No, but they did have a sandstorm

that nearly blew Bob Hope off the podium.

I hear the slopes out here are insane.

Give me a break.

Anywhere you can ski in short sleeves is for pussies.

They got no ice out here.

- Well, who wants to ski on ice? - Men, E.

- Men who like speed. - I'm with Drama.

There's nothing like the possibility

of a good head-on collision.

If you can ski Hunter Mountain, you can ski anywhere.

- Yeah. - First, we're boarding, not skiing.

Second of all, you guys have been on boards twice.

One of those times was in the store

- when we were testing them. - Sounds like a challenge.

I'll put up a G for the first man down the hill,

unless I win, then you all have to walk home barefoot.

- I'm in. - I'm in.

What's Sundance without the spirit of competition? I'm in.

Hey, E, you sure Cameron's coming?

I don't see his name on any of these signs.

It's in the bag.

They're probably cleaning the wings of his 767 right now.

Or maybe he's got some new vehicle that burrows

its way through the center of the earth.

Sorry, I'm late. The dog sled only does 30.

- Hey, Shauna. - Hi, you look gorgeous.

- Thank you. - How was the flight?

- Good. Made it. - Car's outside. Come on.

- I'll catch up. I'm gonna hit the head. - Hurry up.

Nothin' like a good shit.

Hey, give me one of those towels, will you, kid?

Here. Trash it.

- Harvey, right? - Yeah.

I'm Eric Murphy. I represent Vincent Chase.

Ari Gold represents Vincent Chase.

Ari's his agent. I'm his manager.

Tell me something. The managers, agents,

what the hell is the difference between you guys?

Managers are the ones who care.

That's good. I like that.

You're not serious, are you?

21A.

Attention, please.

United Airlines flight 6566...

Guys, this is your driver Cassie.

She's a good California girl, so be nice.

Cassie's leaving on Sunday

to track down dolphin poachers for Greenpeace.

Actually, it's not Greenpeace. It's the Peace Corps.

That's sweet. Hi.

Whatever. This is Vincent, Turtle and Drama.

Cassie, how you doin'? Peace Corps, huh?

- Where you gonna be stationed? - The Sudan.

Those are some lucky Sudaners.

That's called Sudanens, jackass.

Actually, it's Sudanese,

but with your accents, I'll let it slide.

Watch out for these two.

They get out of line, smack 'em.

- Oh, no, they're sweet. Smack 'em anyway.

Let's go. - Guess who's breaking bread at 2:50?

- Who eats at 2:50? - Harvey Weingard.

Oh! Harvey's a prick to work for, but he's a genius.

Everything he touches turns to Oscar gold.

You're the man, E.

- Fantastic. Good job, man. Thank you.

I don't get why we have to share a room.

Seriously. I need my own space to operate.

Yo, guys. E found the movie. E gets his own room.

You can attack this gift basket if you stop complaining.

Multiple Sidekicks! EBay, baby!

Yeah. What do I get?

In Palm Springs, I had a king-size bed all to myself.

Yeah, he tried to bang a bunch of senior citizens, but he's a non-closer!

- Oh, you slay me, E. - Drama, one more complaint out of you,

and you're not getting those two tickets I scored

to the Alejandro what's-his-name's screening.

- Teva! The Spanish Spielberg! - Yeah.

Thank you. I thought they were sold out.

You know what? Fuck all you guys.

When I score this guy's matador movie next year,

I'm gonna get my own condo.

Well, let's go check out our quarters.

You gotta be shittin' me.

Bottom!

Give me a call when you guys want me to pick you up.

What was that number again?

Don't worry, I already got it. Come on!

Drama, if you were a stand-up guy,

you'd back off Cassie.

- Why would I do that? - Because I saw her first.

Bullshit. I distinctly recall

hitting the airport curb before you did.

Actually, guys, I walked out and I saw her first.

Look at their faces! I'm kidding.

There's a whole mountain full of women.

- You guys are gonna compete over one? - It's a little weird.

You come to Utah to hit on a girl from Pasadena?

You can't choose who you fall for, bro.

On the way here, I was dreaming of hooking up with a nice Mormon girl.

Why don't you go after a Mormon? They're all over the place.

Everyone knows they know how to treat their men right.

They're like Catholic girls times 100.

You think the night before a Mormon wedding a guy says,

"How am I gonna sleep with the same eight women for the rest of my life?"

I've been married. Loving one girl right is tough enough.

- Loving eight would be impossible. - Vince could do it.

I don't know. What if I get divorced?

Paying alimony would be a killer.

Nah, they don't get half. They only get an eighth.

They get a ninth, you moron, or else Vince would get left with nothing.

You're looking out, E. Always saving me money.

- Oh! Oh! - What? What?

You don't let your guard down! Come on!

- Don't take the bear! - Oh!

Oh, he went behind the back!

Drop the girl!

All right! I give, I give. I give.

Got your ass Sonny Corleone-style, Gold.

Good aim could keep you in minimum wage for the rest of your life.

What's up, man? You're on fire, baby. You kidding me?

Every distributor in town is here to see Q.B.

Can he pick 'em, or what?

Harvey Weingard, "King of Sundance," is looking to buy it, too.

- How do you know? - E stalked him in the airport bathroom.

Really? Took the initiative. I like it.

We should put a gold star on his forehead.

I did a little more than take initiative. I got us a lunch.

- Bullshit. - Yeah, it's true.

2:50 today.

2:50? Everyone knows 2:50 is a jerk-off meeting.

What's he gonna do, clear his throat until 3:00 comes?

You don't have to worry about it,

- 'cause he said not to bring you. - Not to bring me? Really?

Without me, he'd be producing

Kevin Smith movies for the rest of his life.

Guys, I gotta run or I'm gonna miss the Teva flick.

Are we not hitting the slopes at all today?

Not me. I'm gonna grab Cassie

and introduce her to Spanish New Wave cinema, brother.

- New Wave is French. - It's still in Europe.

Yeah, Europe.

You really want to go head-to-head with me?

Bring it on, bitch. Toodleoo.

ARl: Go back, put on the gloves. I go in,

'cause they're real and beautiful. And I celebrate them.

Hey, don't let him kid you. This guy's a fagelah!

Good to see you, baby. You know Vinnie Chase.

- Vinnie. - Yes.

- Hello, Vincent. - Hello.

- Eric. - Yeah, hi.

- Ticket? - Sidekick?

Sonny Bono presented me with the bronze ribbon himself.

My mom's got it hanging up in the foyer.

Wow. Sonny Bono.

Did you ever meet Cher?

No, but I did play racquetball

with Rob Camilletti for years.

Hey, guys. - Hey!

Could you slide down one? Thank you.

What'd I miss?

First time I came to Park City,

just to give you an idea,

Redford was fucking Sonia Braga.

Harvey, it's 2:54. We got six minutes left.

- Let's talk about something real. - I know about Cameron.

The big shaygitz is coming tomorrow. The big Jew is here today.

And I don't have to see Queens Boulevard

to validate you, my friend.

- So what do you got? - Whoa, Eric, aggressive. I like that.

What I got is a book. It's an adaptation of a Kem Nunn novel.

- You know it, Tapping the Source? - The surfing thing?

I've been trying to make this movie for 15 years.

And I'm just looking for the right actor to ride the wave with me.

I read a draft of that script. It's pretty good.

- It's fucking great! - I thought Josh Hartnett was doing it.

Hartnett's out. He has no motor skills.

- He can't stand up on a moving object. - (LAUGHS)

So what do you boys think?

I have excellent hand-eye coordination.

Great. We start shooting in Australia

in three weeks. See you there.

Bye.

Bravo! Bravo!

Bravo! Bravo!

Jesus! You're like the proud mother, Drama!