Impractical Jokers

all: Hey!

Hey, everybody, we're on the "impractical jokers" cruise

With thousands of your friends. Say hi, friends.

Murr: That's right.

We're on vacation for a week with our fans,

And you're coming along for the ride.

We'll be counting down our top ten memories of other times

We've taken the show on the road.

So who's ready for a countdown?!

-Here we go! -Whoo!

Sal: Prepare for something amazing.

Hey, mustache, what's up?

Murr: Like a boss!

Sal: I will never forgive you!

Joe: Larry!

Sal: Let's give the people what they want!

This is amazing. This is crazy. Look around.

We're gonna have so much fun the next five days.

Who's ready to go on vacation with us?

- -nice!

Murr: You know, we have, uh, some celebrities on the boat.

I-I hear fat crow is on the boat somewhere.

Right? Bouncing around. -A.K.A. Karate tortoise.

I see the handsomest doctor. Dr. Frank right over there.

Guys, it's the chicken-bone bandit!

-There he is! -Ohh!

Sal: Yeah, you son of a bitch!

And we got joey fatone. He's got a...

Where's he at?

Who's ready for a countdown?!

All right. Let's take a look at the number-10 travel moment

From the show.

Howdy, y'all.

Who am I?

"I'm rodeo champion of the world!"

I'm rodeo champion of the world!

All right, buddy, go rope a calf.

All right. Got it.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Got it.

Joe: He corrected the way to hold the rope!

Here's the part q doesn't know about --

Texas justice. Murr: Yeah!

Whoa! Whoa! What the hell are you doing?!

What are you doing?! Get the hell away from me!

Get the --

-Whoa! -Drag him!

What are you doing? Don't --

Are you kidding me?!

Are you kidding me?!

What are you doing?

Okay... I'm gonna kill you.

-Champion of the world! -Champion of the world!

-Yes! -Yee-haw!

Joe: Yee-haw!

You may not know this, but the "impractical jokers" cruise

Is the very same ship we filmed on years ago.

And this... Is where I got punished.

My name is james s. Murray, your master of ceremonies.

I used to sail with my dog.

She had beautiful brown eyes and a tongue that didn't quit.

All: "joker" cruise!

-That's a nice jingle vest. -Thank you.

Let's take a look at the next clip.

- -shake!

-This is my dream. -It is?

I'm not even kidding around. Like, my dream is to own

A hoveround, jazzy, or a rascal.

Uh...Hold on, hold on, hold on. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

Come on, guys. I'm sorry. Sorry.

I'm just trying to help a pal.

Excuse me. Do you know where collins avenue is?

Collin? Collin avenue?

There he goes.

See the guy on the phone.

Murr: Oh, no.

-Get in closer. -Get closer. Get closer.

Sal: About to die.

Within an inch of the guy while he's on the phone.

It's a nice day, huh?

Joe, your chair is voice-activated.

Joe: Chair, go forward. Chair forward.

Chair, sto-- chair. Chair.

Aw, come on. Come on, chair!

Chair, left! Chair, forward!

Forward, chair!

Chair, go forward! Forward!

chair, stop!

Chair -- oh, sorry. Chair, stop. Sorry.

My voice activation is all .

Joe: Welcome to the bellyflop contest, y'alls.

This year, pizzazz is what we're looking for.

Joe, what about you?

Flair. All the pizzazz.

If you're not gonna flop with pizzazz,

Get out of my pool.

Let's get this thing started.

-Ohh! Okay. -That was nice.

-This is how we do it! -Yeah!

-Pizzazz! -Oh.

Fatone: Hey!

I saw commitment, but I didn't see enough splash.

I would've gave it a 7 myself.

Joe: Here we go.

-Ohh. -That was a good one.

It's about technique! I hope you all learned something.

Joe: Here's -- fat crow is here.

fat crow! Fat crow! Fat crow!

Fatone: Fat crow, fly!

Joe: Ohh!

That's how you do it right there!

-Ohh... -Oh, my god.

Joe: I like!

Fatone: Boom, baby!

And now enjoy the next clip

For "impractical jokers" countdown.

So, joe is about to crash a cannonball contest on the ship,

Except he can only do belly flops.

There he goes!

Ohh! Ohh!

That was painful!

Ohh! Joe, do it again, buddy.

Here we go.

The whole crowd goes, "ohh!"

Look at the difference between his back and his front!

Look, it's pale white and hot pink.

I'd be feeling so bad right now

If the three of us didn't have tattoos on us.

Man: Ohh!

All the fervor and life is being sucked out of him.

Joe: Oh, god.

Dude, he's exhausted.

If he was a video game, the life meter would be blinking.

He's done.

Murr: Here we go!

-Whoo! -Whoo!

All right! Everybody, we thank you.

We gotta take a break for commercial.

We'll be right back with more special.

Whoo!

Hello, everybody. Let's play some flip cup!

Flip cuppery has begun.

This is for all the marbles.

-Woman: Come on! Ohh!

You better flip! Ohh...

Man: The pretenders! The pretenders win!

How ya doin'?

My favorite travel moment was actually in orlando, florida,

When they visited fat one's.

It was actually one of the most exquisite moments of my life

Because they actually came to my restaurant

And messed around with people.

Take a look.

Joe: All right. Here we are at fat one's.

When do we start getting hot dogs?