Entourage

Okay, wait for it, wait.

Bam! (LAUGHS)

Get two peas and a biscuit and bang!

Left hook, bitch.

Don't even think about getting up.

Why don't you go home with your mind intact, brother?

If you can't handle the trash talk, learn how to jab.

Then you won't have to hear it.

You know what? Go cry to your trainer. We're done.

Who are you talking to?

Just some tool in lowa who clearly can't handle my skills.

Oh, Jesus, what? You've been up all night?

You know it. Gotta train. Somebody's got to earn us some money.

Oh, yeah, that's right. The Xbox tournament.

That 10 grand should really keep us in diamonds and furs.

Yo, Vince, he's messing up my training.

What are you doing, E?

Don't mess with his head. Guy's my top earner.

Hey, I'm gonna be contributing to the pot, too. Vince, tell these guys.

All right, you tell them your plan, Johnny.

I measured my room. It's 600 square feet.

That's 10% of the home.

Now the mortgage costs $24,000 a month.

I'm gonna pay $2,400 a month

and I'm gonna own 10% of the house.

Where are you gonna get $2,400 a month, Johnny?

- What, do you think I cook for free? - (SCOFFS)

Okay, so Johnny's got his plan.

Turtle's got a plan. What's your plan, Manager?

I'm working on some things, Vince.

You may wanna work on calling Emily back. She left three messages.

What am I gonna say, "I'm an idiot"?

"I shouldn't have promised you the print of a movie I can't get"?

I like the idiot part.

Why don't you call Walsh?

Ah, see, here's the thing you don't seem to be grasping.

- I don't make the calls. - He don't make the calls.

- I make the movies. - He's the movie star.

And I make the money, or at least I used to.

Till he hired this guy.

- You wanted to hire me yesterday. - That was yesterday, bro.

I'll make some calls.

Hey, the manager's working.

Go get 'em!

Eric, do not fear.

I got my top lieutenants meeting me in the war room in 10 minutes.

Ari, I'm getting killed over here. Vince isn't happy.

Course he's not happy. Nobody's happy in this town except for the losers.

Look at me, I'm miserable, that's why I'm rich.

Cut the bullshit, Ari. I'm serious. Vince needs a job.

Sounds like you might, too. I tell you what, Domino's is hiring.

Why don't you put that little pizza sign on top of your Maserati?

Now that is comedy.

Getting dragged through your office in front of your entire staff

by a guy half your size, now that's tragedy.

Okay, people, cancel your lunches.

We are going to close The lvy today,

'cause no one is leaving this room until we score a big payday

for my boy Vinnie Chase. Who wants to be a hero?

Liz?

David E. Kelley's got a terrific new pilot.

Television?

Lots of movie stars are doing TV now, Ari. Gary Sinise...

Well, when Vince looks like Gary Sinise, he'll do television.

Peter Gallagher, Anthony LaPaglia...

Get out.

Seriously, get the fuck out.

Don't even grab a bagel. Next!

- Davies, what've you got? - Tobey just fell out of something.

Could probably get Vince half what they were gonna give him.

All right, that is what I'm talking about.

You, my friend, deserve some very expensive lox.

Would you tell Mr. Wick that Eric Murphy called again?

Murphy, M-U-R-P-H-Y.

Yeah, I'm Vincent Chase's manager.

Look how puffy his eyes are.

Damn, I'm telling him to get more power on my hooks.

Check this out.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

Oh, I think you knocked his molar out. Look at this.

If only life came with a joystick, huh, Turtle?

Yeah, I know.

- Anything? - They won't call me back.

It's like they don't believe I'm your manager.

We don't believe it. Why should they?

I do like the action you're gettin' off this thing.

I know, it's like I'm superhuman.

I know 250 bucks is a lot to spend on a controller, but you know what?

Fuck it, it's a tax deduction, right?

You have to have an income to have a tax deduction.

Where's Vince's income, player?

This controller, a bag of crip weed

and I'm walking away with the belt.

Turtle, about the weed, I forgot to tell you.

I spoke to Scott over at EA.

He says this year at the tournament they're drug-testing people.

- That's funny. I'm dead serious.

And don't embarrass me.

I don't want them taking me off the players' club list.

Are you fucking with me?

Turtle, I got no money, I got no job,

I don't have the energy to be fucking with you.

Don't fuck around.

Hey, Ari.

Eric, I got the cash you wanted.

Yeah? Did you dust off your tranny gear and hit Santa Monica Blvd?

That's not bad. Meet me at Urth Cafe in 20 minutes.

- I'm with Vince. - Perfect, he'll love this.

- Mike Hyer's on line three! - Does it look like I'm here?

- We got a gig. - What kind of gig?

Chaing Chung.

- What? - Chaing Chung.

Do you know what he's talking about?

No. What the fuck are you saying, Ari?

Chaing Chung is the hottest director in Hong Kong.

Tarantino has already decided he's the next guy he wants to steal from.

Cool, the guy must be good. Tarantino only steals from the best.

- That's right, baby. - So what's the movie?

Not a movie.

- What is it? Is it a TV show? - No.

Let me guess. Does it rhyme with... What the fuck is it, Ari?

- Tell us. - It's a commercial.

(IN VIDEO GAME) If you can't protect yourself,

the referee has to do it for you.

You're dropping your guard. You're dropping your guard.

I can't play when I'm not stoned.

Well, smoke a joint then, 'cause you can't win like this.

You heard Vince, I gotta be drug-tested.

Weed stays in your system for 30 days.

Nobody says you've got to quit smoking.

You just got to find yourself some clean urine.

It's the Chinese motherfucking Red Bull.

They guzzle it over there. It's on every corner.

I can't believe you want me to do a commercial.

Ari, I started in this business peddling Mentos.

I don't wanna go back.

Vinnie, all the big shots, all of them, do foreign commercials.

You think L. Ron pays for Travolta's planes? Please!

Big John has been pumping the Japs full of Sanka for years.

Ari, come on, my grandfather is Japanese.

What I say, Japs? Is that derogatory?

If you call Wick, set up a screening...

Are you kidding me? I'm not gonna call Wick

because I do not want James Cameron to see the movie.

I'm still working on getting the meeting back that you fucked up.

You let Rumpelstiltskin run your career.

Oh, like you're doing so fucking great, Ari?

I mean, you promised the guy a statue, I guess you meant the CLIO, right?

Ari, I don't want to do a commercial.

Vinnie, it will never appear on U.S. Soil, all right?

It is one day's work.

He said he doesn't wanna do a commercial.

For half a million dollars.

What was the director's name again?

Cha-ching! I'm sorry, Chaing Chung, boom!

Five hundred grand a day?

We should do 100 of these a year. That's 50 million.

Take the other 265 days off.

That's better than a teacher's schedule.

What do you think, E? No more movies, no more critics.

Why be a movie star when you can be an international spokesperson?

Yeah, I remember my first national commercial.

Oh, what was that, Valtrex?

Yeah, it was, so fucking what?

It got me my Fiat.

Plus I got a blow job from the makeup girl putting my sores on.

- That's nice. - I wanna live in China.

Hey, Vince, why don't we replace Olga with one of these hot geisha girls?

Geisha girls are from Japan, jackass.

My point is we should have a hot cleaning lady who fucks.

- Then she'd be a hooker. - Yeah, a hooker who cleans.

Oh, fuck, it's Emily again.

You can run, but you can't hide.

I'm stalling till Wick calls me back.

No, I hate it when people tell me they can't get my agent on the phone.

Don't let me start hearing about my manager, too. Answer the phone.

No, you know what? I'll take it.

Come on, I'll tell her you're immersed in meetings.

- Emily. - Vince, hi.

- Hi, how are you? - Good.

Oh, my God, wait... No, stop!

Stop! He's trying to rip the phone from my hands, can you believe it?

Oh, Jesus, relax! God! Oh, take it.

Hey, Emily.

Eric, do not make like you haven't got my last 20 messages.

Well, I'm having a hard time getting the print.

What you mean? How hard can it be to get a print of a movie?

The director is a bit of an egomaniac.

Does he know James Cameron wants to see his movie?

Yeah, that didn't really impress him.

Eric, I cleared James' whole schedule for this.

Don't make me look like an asshole.

If you can't get it to me, let me know as soon as possible.

Okay.

Mr. Chase?

I'm Li Lei, Mr. Chung's technical advisor.

Yeah, Li Lei, you did all the fight sequences

in Lau and Mak's Infernal Affairs. Those scenes were amazing.

Wait till you see what Mr. Chung has in store for you,

even more amazing. Follow me this way.