Impractical Jokers

Narrator: Coming up, why is joe getting sassy...

Lassassa sassassa shingots?

...What's got q and murr bringing the hype...

Big ups, everyone. Big ups.

...And which losing joker will be totally bummed out

By tonight's big punishment?

-Oh, god. -Oh, my god!

Sal: Prepare for something amazing.

Hey, mustache, what's up?

Murr: Like a boss!

Sal: I will never forgive you!

Joe: Larry!

Murr: Come on. You're the deuceman.

Today, we're working as receptionists,

Checking people into their appointments.

Except that all the utterly ridiculous names

We need to call out, such as... Cranjis?

Cranjis mcbiscuitball?

...Have been given to us by the other guys.

The goal is not to laugh

While you're calling out these silly names.

And whoever laughs the most loses.

We're at work.

Okay, murr. Ah, come on.

Have a seat wherever you like.

You know how this game works. You got to read the names.

We wrote them for you. Don't laugh.

Any day that we play cranjis mcbasketball...

It's a good day. ...Is a good day.

So the first name is luke johnson.

Murray's wedding crasher.

I have a distant friend named luke johnson.

Crashed my wedding. No joke.

And he was the best guest.

How about vladimir ploppers?

Vlad? No? -No.

Ploppers. So I'm gonna put him in group three.

Okay, next, we have macadamia butt.

-Boot? Boot? -Macadamia boot?

Mac?

-Mac boot? -Mac boot?

Mac boot pro?

Mac -- mac boot pro?

Sal got you with the follow-up.

Another non-name.

Okay, so they have mortimer pinkett smith.

no.

Next monsieur jumblies?

Who names are these?

Next, they sent shirley itsaboobjob.

Shirley? Are you mrs. Itsaboobjob?

No?

One second. Troy?

troy is waiting.

Troy is waiting with bated breath.

It's not a walkie-talkie.

They must be in the next group.

Yeah. I love you. Talk to you later.

Okay.

Joe: He can't even get it out.

Slick deuceman, attorney-at-law?

slick?

Come on. You're the deuceman.

No?

slick deuceman.

You see all the billboards on I-95, right?

Malpractice. He does injuries.

When a dog bites you, he bites them back.

When a dog bites you, he bites them back.

-Slick deuceman. -Slick deuceman.

You look like him. It's not me.

Okay, next, they sent albie -- albie?

Albie darforyu?

You won't be "dare" for me?

Okay, wicket...Fot.

Wicket? Wicket fot?

I guess mr. And mrs. Fot.

And these are from new jersey with these names?

You don't know any wicket fots in new jersey?

No wicket fots.

Joe: You're done, but you did terrible.

Murr: Alright, joseph.

So they're going to be ready for some people

In a couple minutes.

When I say your name, I'll tell you what room to go to.

It looks like joe's spiky hair

Is trying to make a comeback right now.

It's going... Yeah, it's, like, willing its way back into existence.

It's, like, defying the gel.

The wave is cresting again, joe.

Joe, your hair is fighting the l.A. Looks.

So, if you hear your name -- I'll just call them out.

Hung miner.

Is there a hung miner in here?

Joe, let's get some upper-lip sweat, please.

There we go.

P.P. Balloons?

No p.P. Balloons.

p.P. Balloons.

Blo fongool?

Blo fongool.

blo fongool.

No. These had to be the names from the earlier one.

Grandfather flesh?

Nobody's a grandpa here?

Smallmedium fat.

That's the one he laughed at?

Smallmedium fat instead of "small, medium, large."

Smallmedium fat. -Oh, my god.

I guess that's it.

Lassassa sassassa shingots?

Aye yai yai.

I mean, this is lassassa sh--

Lassassa sassassa shingots.

-Hey, troy? -Hey, troy.

I got the intel for lassassa sassassa shingots.

"I got the intel."

A name on a list is intel.

Okay, well, I'm going through the whole list.

I know.

You, too.

-Troy. -Troy.

Hey, troy, you may want to hold up sal on this one.

Joe, we're in position. We're ready.

We're in position. Yeah.

Mutha doug white.

Mutha doug white.

Good job, joey.

They just sent me a list of names,

And then they're going to send you into the room

To do a focus group.

Johnny calabash?

Okay, no johnny calabash. No? Okay.

Raylee? Raylee ota?

Sal: Smirk. Look at that, look at that, look at that.

-Raylee ota. -Raylee.

Toodles valentine?

Nicknamed toodles? Valentine?

no.

Buffalo childrens.

That's a laugh. We got one.

Hey, troy.

Yeah, they -- so far, nobody's been here yet.

Joe: He just hung up on troy.

He didn't even say goodbye. He just hung up.

Lisa?

Forgettable lisa?

get it all out.

Alpha noogiepuss?

Nope.

-Got him. -You got him. Alpha noogiepuss.

Is it, beefies candelabra?

murr: Beefies candelabra.

Beefies candelabra.

You would think the best thing for me to do is just...

-Ask for our names. -...Get everybody's names

And then just check it against the list,

But we'll just keep going this way, I guess,

'cause it makes more sense.

Ah, this must be it now.

Okay, karen whitebitch?

Karen whitebitch?

Sal: Why did he say, "this must be it"?

"this must be it"? Why did you preface it that way?

The one-and-only egg montoya.

I thought you were gonna say eric.

-Oh. -Yeah.

-Eric montoya? -Yeah.

-No. -You don't go by egg, do you?

Montoya's my middle name.