Tropic Thunder

Alpa Chino!

We're loaded

I love the pussy, hell, yeah

I love the pussy, hell, yeah

I love that pussy dripping down to the floor, oh, no

The wet test pussy, hell, yeah I love the pussy, hell, yeah

I'm drinking up your Booty Sweat and busting a nut

Alpa Chino got that pussy control

Alpa Chino's Booty Sweat.

Pop an ass open!

Booty Sweat and Bust-A-Nut bars available at concessions now.

In 2013, when the Earth's rotation came to a halt...

The President has declared all of North America a disaster area.

I call on my fellow Americans to come together...

...the world called on the one man who could make a difference.

When it happened again, the world called on him once more.

And no one saw it coming three more times!

Now,

the one man who made a difference five times before,

is about to make a difference again.

Only this time, it's different.

Who left the fridge open?

Tugg Speedman.

Scorcher VI: Global Meltdown.

Here we go again.

Again.

Will there be anything else?

Yes, my dear man. More beans.

Granny!

Please!

This summer, America's favorite obese family is back.

Gross!

- You're just mad 'cause I'm skinny. - Am not!

Jeff Portnoy.

Jeff Portnoy.

Jeff Portnoy.

And Jeff Portnoy are The Fatties: Fart Two.

In some countries,

it's considered a compliment.

Letting loose this summer.

In a time where to be different was to be condemned,

and to be condemned was to die,

one man chose to question his God.

From Fox Searchlight,

five-time Academy Award winner Kirk Lazarus

and MTV Movie Award Best Kiss winner Tobey Maguire.

Winner of the Beijing Film Festival's coveted Crying Monkey Award,

Satan's Alley.

I've been a bad, bad boy, Father.

In the winter of 1969,

an elite force of the U.S. Army

was sent on a top-secret assignment in southeast Vietnam.

The objective, rescue Sergeant Four Leaf Tayback

from a heavily guarded NVA Prison Camp.

The mission was considered to be near suicide.

Of the 10 men sent, four returned.

Of those four, three wrote books about what happened.

Of those three, two were published.

Of those two, just one got a movie deal.

This is the story of the men who attempted to make that movie.

Whisky Fire Old Snake requests an LZ prep

at Alpha-Delta-two-four-eight-niner, over.

Floyd, this is lead. Right echelon approach from RP to LZ, acknowledge.

Floyd, Wall-Eye airborne. Welcome aboard.

All right, lead's going in. Give her some cover.

Delivery on five. I repeat, delivery on five.

This is Zero-Three. I'm on your six, don't worry.

Chalk-Three's taking fire. Guns right, guns right.

Lay that shit down!

Come on!

Come on, you damn dirty heathens!

Fats! Run your motherfucking ass over there,

hold these men off, now!

We're fixing to lift off!

Put some pep in your step, dick! Jelly-ass bitch!

Wall-Eye, Wall-Eye, this is Boomer One-Seven in the Zee!

I need fast movers on my Yankee Smoke, copy?

Boomer, this is Wall-Eye. I got two-Alpha-four

- snake and nape on the ready! - Oh, Jesus! Holy shit!

Holy shit!

Get on that horn and get some firepower, boy!

Jesus Christ!

Listen, you cherry fuck,

you call in that snake and nape and get us some boom-boom now!

I'd do it myself but I'm kind of goddamn busy!

I need an answer, Boomer!

Wall-Eye, Wall-Eye!

I copy!

We got beaucoup zips in the zee.

Rock and roll!

What the fuck?

That's for Brooklyn, motherfucker!

I think I can put it back in!

We got to get back to the bird.

Lukemeyer's got popped!

This is the last Christmas I spend with Victor Charlie up my ass!

Want some? Get some!

Hey, yo, Fats! I ain't seen Four Leaf!

Don't count him out! That bastard's got luck tattooed to his ass!

Motown, get your Detroit jukebox Jheri curl ass

in this chickenshit chop-chop! ASAFP!

Four Leaf is still outside the perimeter, Sarge!

Miss me with that cracker chump jive! We di di mau! We di di mau!

Come on, Sarge. Stop jiving. Four Leaf is there.

Dead meat, soldier!

Or do you want to be a hero?

That's just how Brooks got his Jew ass killed, man.

And Meatball's dago ass bought the six-by-three farm.

Now get your ass up in the Huey, before I stomp a trench in your hiney hole!

Come on, get down, get down!

What am I looking at? What is this?

Come on, let's get, let's go! Come on, elevator up, up!

Sarge. It's Four Leaf.

No!

You get out of that hole!

You make it home, now.

Survive!

I hope y'all like hamburger meat.

'Cause that's exactly what I'm gonna be bringing back

and serving up in this whirly bird.

Cover me, you limp dick fuck ups!

Peek-a-boo! I see you!

Hold on, Four Leaf!

Oh, shit!

Watch my right!

Fuck you, Charlie!

Come on, Leaf, let's boogie!

No!

No!

- Fats! - Holy fuck!

Take us over to those men! Shit!

Look at you, man. Playing with grenades.

I'm cold, Linc.

I can't feel my legs.

Ain't nothing but a thang.

Hey, Linc.

What, man?

Why does man

got to pick up sticks against another man?

Instead of using them sticks to

prop a man up?

I'll never know.

Hold my hands,

'cause I got something to...

I got something to say.

Oh, boy.

- You holding 'em? - I got 'em tight.

When we get back to the world,

we gonna put together that three-piece combo band we talked about?

- Me on stand-up bass. - Johnny on drums.

And me tickling the ivories.

I ain't never been worth a nothing in this life,

but I want you to know something.

What, man?

You are my...

You are my brother.

You are my brother. You are my...You are my...

I am your brother.

I'm sorry. Could we cut?

- What's he saying? - Damien, can we cut?

- No. No, no, no, no, no... - All right, you know what?

We got the jets coming in, big explosion, two minutes.

Still rolling.

You know what? No, not still rolling. Can we cut?

- We're cutting. - No, we're not. Get out!

Hey, what's going on? For real, my butt is hurting!

This harness is riding up my crack!

- Damien, are we cutting? - No! No! Still rolling!

Mr. Cockburn! Are we cutting, sir?

No! No. I'm not cutting! We're still rolling!

Damien, what's the dealy, dude?

Are we gonna blow this tree line or what?

Tuk Tuk and Kim got the blue balls here.

I'm gonna let them squirt if we're a go!

- Play it through. Still rolling! - Dieter, can he hear me?

That's C-4, dipshit. Put that back. I said a detonator.

I need some dudes up here who speak American, God damn it!

He's making a fucking sweater back here.

I'm trying to put Tiger Balm on this jungle's nuts.

Everyone, please shut up.

The jets are coming in. We only have one chance at this!

And go!

Let's do it. You feel it? You feel me?

- You are my... - I am your brother.

We've seen it all, man.

I'm sorry, Damien?

Are you seeing that?

The little froggy on the boom mike? It's right in my eyeline.

Donny! What's up, man?

It's been there the whole show.

Yeah, well it's right in my face,

I'm staring at a frog, I'm trying to feel...

It's always the yellow frog that brings them black frog on Fridays, man.

Hell, no, I didn't pee on that girl.

No, I didn't pee on her, listen, listen, listen, listen. No, no.

The story is this. She was in the way when I was peeing, she walked past.

What the fuck is going on here?

On three, baby. One, two, breathe.

Look, do me a favor. I don't want to do a countdown before I do the scene.

- No countdown? - No countdown.