So Random!

"And now a sneak-peek at the all new season of

"dancing with the stars."

This year Justin Bieber,

Beyonce, Lady Gaga

And barack obama

All said no.

So we set our sights on the people who would all say yes...

Your favorite Internet stars.

And we put them all together on

"dancing with the Internet stars."

Argh! I'm on "dancing with the stars"!

Hi, Carrie Ann, hi.

He is the most elegant dancer I've ever seen.

Every move tells such a beautiful story.

I turn. Now I'm spinning you and I'm turning you and...

Oh, you got your spray tan all over me.

Argh! I'm so orange.

Now the Internet stars aren't just on the stage.

They're in the audience, supporting their friends.

Hey hey, Fred, hey.

I'm the orange guy on the Internet.

I'm slipping. Argh!

Arghh-hh!

300 million of you have seen Charlie bite his finger,

But you've never seen him dance while he does it.

Charlie bit me.

And it really hurts.

I'm as excited as a butterfly dancing in a balloon.

About the Charlie bit me.

Their double quickstep viennese samba

Is like a delicious chewing gum for my eyeballs.

Too much hip action.

It's like a stalk of candy canes

On a rainbow bridge to destiny.

Oh, that samba was all over the map.

Ow. Ow. Charlie bit me.

And it does hurt.

And this season features a real triple threat.

She dances; She plays her own music;

And she poops in a box.

No, I'm not talking about Carrie Ann.

It's keyboard Cat.

There's one lowlight for me this season,

And that's keyboard Cat.

She's got no rhythm. It's like she's got four left feet.

Too much hip action.

Oh.

And this season will also feature.

Our first backseat dancer.

It's David after the dentist.

- Is this real life? - It sure is, buddy.

But I'm really gonna need you to dance right now.

I... I feel funny.

I need you to feel the beat.

- Like this? - No, don't touch your stitches.

"dancing with the Internet stars."

This season's gonna be a...

10.

Two.

Like marbles- sprinkled-with-cupcake...

And-jelly-bean party.

"Dancing with the Internet stars"

Coming soon.

Give it up for Zora Lancaster!

Welcome to "so random!"

We've got a great show for you tonight.

And it's extra fun 'cause it's tie day.

Happy tie-dye!

Tie-dye? Tie day.

Didn't you get my text?

Yeah. Look, it says,

"it's tie-dye. Pass it on."

Great. I guess auto-correct changed it.

It was supposed to say, "happy tie day. Pass it on."

Sloppy pie day.

I'm a mastodon.

I'm a tappy fly...

With glasses on.

Yeah, sorry about the text.

Text? What text?

Oh, this is great. According to my text,

The blue boyz are here!

Don't you mean The New Boyz?

No, she meant us.

But as long as you're here,

The New Boyz are performing tonight,

So stick around!

Oh.

Why am I wearing this? You said this was a dressy party.

Uh-oh, I think you two are overdressed.

Jee, thanks, Captain obvious.

You're welcome.

That's my theme song.

That's the sound my boat makes.

Hi there. I'm Julia Peters.

And this is my best friend/ camera operator

Leslie charlet.

Hi.

And welcome to "the I'm going to marry Zach Feldman show!"

The only show that despite the online comments.

Is not creepy at all.

Today we've snuck into Zach's gym class.

If we're lucky, we'll get to see Zach.

In his cute new gym shorts.

Maybe they'll be red like his lips...

Or blue like his eyes.

Either way they'll be cute.

- So cute. - So cute.

That's it.

Hey, it's Jay herrick.

Jay,

What color gym shorts is Zach wearing?

I... I don't know.

Are they red like his lips...

...Or blue like his eyes?

Well, a) I'm not in the same gym class as him;

And b) does your mom ever ask about me?

Hello, Mrs. Pete...

Gross.

It's coach Taylor, Zach's gym teacher.

Oh, hey there.

Making a movie?

You get to be around Zach when he's all sweaty.

Uh, what?

You're on "the I'm going to marry Zach Feldman show!"

Here's an invitation to the wedding.

Oh, fancy.

And here's an invitation.

For you to see the school counselor.

I'll see the school counselor...

At the wedding!

Why you treat gym floor.

Like... like garbage can?

No no, not you.

Oksana, Zach's cleaning lady.

Former cleaning lady.

I get fired from cushy cleaning job at feldmans'.

Now I work bones to the finger.

Cleaning up all these "see counselor" notes...

All of these, all of these.

Just since lunch.

You should go see counselor.

Uh, Julia, this is Zach Feldman.

I have something I need to tell you.

Go on, Zachary.

Yeah, the thing is,

I'm not coming out of the boys' locker room until you leave.

I know what that means.

He doesn't want me to see his shorts.

Before the wedding... so romantic.

- So romantic. - So romantic.

I'm serious. Go away.

Aww, wedding bells.

See you next time on Zach Feldman show!"arry.

You're ruining my life!

Aww, he's already working on his wedding vows.

Coming up next on "so random!"

Lady Gaga.

I come with exciting news.

My name's Jeff foxworthy.

This little furry guy here is my buddy lucky.

- Recess is boring. - I know.

It's like I fell asleep and woke up in the middle of.

One of my grandma Mildred's stories about the cost of milk.

Your wakeup call has arrived.

Dude, did this ball just talk?

No, I did.

Whoa, Lady Gaga.

Earth children,

I come with exciting news.

It's a new c.D. Made specially.

For my littlest monsters...

"born to play"!

"born to play"

Features all your favorite playground songs.

On a c.D. Made out of leftovers.

From my meat dress.

It's delicious.

Just ask my good friend

Justin Bieber!

Safety first, y'all.