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I love each and every one of you who have

supported me over the years with all my heart.

It's difficult for me to come to terms with my diagnosis,

but I do know that the emotional bond we share is real.

So while I only have a few months left to live,

I'm reminded that even though I've only met a few you

in person, that our time together has made my life

everything I always wanted it to be.

I'm so grateful for all of you,

and I made this flash to remember you all.

Fucking cunt.

What?

Laura, I hate her.

Laura, who is dying of cancer?

Oh, c'mon, you know she's just doing it

to get to the top of the charts for the week.

She got cancer so she could get the most views?

Maybe she didn't get cancer for that reason,

but she's definitely milking it.

She's going to be dead in a few months.

I think you can wait that long

to get back to number one on str33ker.

I was number one for six weeks.

Seven would have been a record str33k.

Well, maybe when Laura is dead,

you can get that str33k started again.

Shouldn't you be studying for that exam tomorrow, anyway?

I have to get ready for the party.

You're going, right?

Do I really have to?

I really need to study.

I still don't understand this taxonomy stuff that well yet.

Kinky people can often find good sex.

That's all you need to remember.

Ha, ha, very funny,

but I don't think that's gonna be enough.

We have to memorize like 200 plant species.

I'm sure you can study wallflowers at the party.

Get ready.

Whose party is it?

I don't know, some old guy who still thinks

it's appropriate to be hanging out with college students.

Ugh, that's creepy.

It's a Halloween party.

It's supposed to be creepy.

Hello Bailey Nation,

or Bailey World, Bailey Universe.

We've been number one for the past five weeks,

and I just wanna thank all of my awesome fans

with, da, da, da, da, a tour of Hollywood's weirdest!

Also, I wanna thank my very, very,

very unfortunately short roommate,

Emma, who's helping us film today.

Emma is super studious,

but I believe she has a really fun side

underneath all those piles of books,

and when she finds out the scientific cure for nerdom,

she'll be having as much fun as the rest of us.

Emma, say hi.

You know, Emma, smiling doesn't cost you anything.

Alright, so let's see what cannibal

hobo freaks we can find today.

So, uh, I know I've been quiet this entire time,

but honestly, I'm just in shock right now.

What now?

Are you dressed as a, as a poop?

Yes.

So you thought it was a good idea to go to a cool party

where you're gonna meet new people dressed as a turd?

A poop.

A turd is a poop.

No, a turd is a specific type of excrement.

A poop is more general.

I am a poop.

So, you're generally speaking,

depicting a broad category of excrement with your costume

as opposed to a specific, single type of excrement?

Yes.

Okay then, moving on.

When we get to the party, if anyone talks to you,

which I highly doubt because you're dressed as a turd.

A poop.

Whatever, a frickin poop.

Just don't mention anything about the str33k, okay?

Especially if Brayden's there.

Fine.

But you can smile, if you want.

I don't.

How 'bout laughing?

Good enough for a poop.

What's up lion buddy?

Kinky people can often find.

Did you see that poseur carrot at the party?

Oh, right.

Oh, that's her.

Hey, guys.

Bailey, I can't believe you lost your str33k.

Oh, yeah, well, Laura, you know?

She's probably faking it.

Yeah, um, excuse me.

Did I ever tell you yellow is my favorite color?

- This was a fun party. - Oh, you stink.

Hi, Bailey.

Hey, Brayden.

I'm a little busy.

Oh, you weren't too busy to call me every

single day last week begging to hang out.

Well, you had a str33k then, now.

Oh, now I'm just nobody?

Yeah, pretty much.

You know roses are my thing.

I don't think you own the legal rights to roses.

I don't think you own the legal

rights to being a fucking dickhead.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

Well, you're a loser.

Good one.

Give me back my key.

You're finally gonna see how many bolts you get

on your flashes when you don't

have a woman doing everything for you.

Oh, but I'm nobody, right?

Whatever, I got a flash on the charts.

Oh you do, really?

Mm-hmm.

Is it the one that I edited and shot,

or the one that I wrote, edited and shot?

Bye now.

Ugh!

Yeah, so like, whose lame party is this anyway?

Do you guys mind, I'm trying to study!

Oh, sorry.

Ugh!

Kinky people can often find good sex.

Are you dressed as a turd?

Oh shut up.

Next year I'm dressing as something more popular.

Bailey!

Bailey!

Bailey!

Bailey!

Bailey!

Bailey!

Bailey!

It's 4 A.M., come on we have to go.

Okay, okay, no.

Five more minutes.

No come on, get up.

Okay, I'm going, I'm going.

No you can't walk.

No be careful!

No, no, no you're drunk.

No be careful, be careful.

No, no, no, no, no, no be careful.

What's so funny?

Nothing's funny here.

Come on, you're okay.

I'm so drunk Emma.

I can tell.

I'm really angry with you right now.

Why?

You know I don't know how to drive.

Then why are you sitting in the driver's seat?

They taught us in health class in high school

that it is better to drive without

a license than it is to drive drunk.

Oh, I bet you got an A, miss smarty pants.

I did.

You're gonna fail that test tomorrow.

Kinky people, something.

Fuck, who cares?

Well, Professor Vargas probably does.

No she doesn't.

She comments on all my flashes, she doesn't care.

Everyone just cares about flashes, anyway.

That's not true.

People like you for you.

You don't even like me for me.

I do too.

I liked you before the flashes.

I still like you now.

I just wish you cared about something other than clicks.

And I also wish that you were driving right now

because this is making me very anxious.

Oh wow, we're getting real real

in the car right now, okay.

It's a safe space here.

So safe.