Love Island (Fire Island)

Hey, baby.

Baby.

- All right, my love, I hate to do this,

but I really need to finish this proposal.

Come on.

I miss you and I didn't get dressed up for no reason.

- God, babe, this is so fucking tempting right now,

but I'm gonna have to take a rain check.

- I just wish you came out to the island.

I really miss you.

I miss you, too.

At least you have the beach.

A beach with no one on it.

Oh, I totally forgot to tell you.

Troy is out here, and we're gonna get a drink this weekend.

Jealous.

Well, I have to get back to work.

I love you, you beautiful fucking psycho. (laughs)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I love you too.

Goodnight, baby. - Goodnight.

Night.

Oh, shit.

Down this lonely road

Would you walk away from me

From our history

Down this lonely road

You take my heart away

Here I stand alone

As you fade away into yesterday

Here I stand alone

And I wait

There's just one thing I know

Yep?

- You're really gonna make me call you?

Answer your damn text.

All right, well, get your shit packed

'cause we're gonna be there in two hours, okay?

Mm.

I don't, I can't.

No.

No, no, no and no. You are not bitching out again.

Get your ass out of bed,

eat something like a normal person

and be ready in two hours, got it?

Okay.

- Oh, and make sure to pack something sexy.

I have a friend who might be there

and I think you guys would be-

Maria.

I'm not meeting another one of your friends

in the middle of a fucking pandemic.

- No, this isn't an option.

I won't let you in the car

until I see something sexy in your suitcase.

Bye.

Hey.

Hi.

Gonna...

Is that for me? - This is for you,

for joining our pod.

This is from Zoe.

Can I?

Let's...

Is it like... (chuckles)

Hi. - Hi.

It's really good to see you.

- It's good to see you, too, Sam.

- Okay, so, welcome to your new pod.

It's, um, we've all been like incredibly safe,

we haven't left the house for literally months-

No, I trust you. It's...

Okay.

Are you doing okay?

Good.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- I just want you to know that I'm here for you.

Okay, thanks.

Yeah.

Can we?

- Yeah, come here. - Okay.

- Oh wow, it feels pretty good to hug somebody.

Right?

- Hi. - Hi.

- Wait, wait, wait. - What?

- Let me see it. - Oh, the sex outfit,

it's, it's the trunk, in the back.

- Go get it, we're not leaving until I see it.

- I saw it, it's incredibly sexy.

He has it here.

- It's very sexy. - Two nipples like headlights.

- Okay, well you better not be lying to me.

- Hey Troy. - Hi, Zoe.

Hi, hi.

Have you met my boyfriend? - I don't think so.

Hello. - This is Matt.

He's amazing, he's a programmer.

Awesome.

- Troy's the one who did my website.

Oh.

Very cool, what'd you use? Like C++ or?

Square, Squarespace.

- Oh. - Whatever.

It's all black magic sorcery to me.

Okay, let's go.

Oh my god, shut up.

You're the one who wanted a whole runway show.

Fire Island bitches! (cheers)

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Hey.

Hm?

Wake up.

You can't sleep all day. - Why?

It's not like we need to be anywhere.

- Sir, you do not get the luxury of sleep today.

You left the door open again, the house was freezing.

What?

- When you came back from smoking.

You didn't close it, again. - Yes, I did.

Okay, then, why was it open?

Wind? I don't know.

Well let me see.

Who was the last one out last night

and who gets high all the time and forgets shit?

Oh, I can't remember.

I think his name is Bess or Chess or...

Oh, okay.

I can forgive you, if one condition is met.

Pancakes?

Pancakes.

Hell yeah.

We got the whole place to ourselves.

- Oh, I was secretly hoping it'd be packed.

I miss being in a crowd. - Oh, I know.

Squeezing through sweaty bodies.

Making out with strangers.

- Catching the virus, dying slowly and horribly.

Okay, can we just forget

about reality for just a few days?

Like ban all talk of Trump and COVID?

Yeah, done and done.

The new headline is,

"Trump asks people to go outside, that's dangerous."

Here we go. Same old group.

Are you ready?

I hope people enjoy the sun.

- God, can we please turn this off?

I can't listen to this depressing news every morning,

on my birthday.

So, birthday boy.

Anything you wanna do today?

I want you to know,

I really appreciate you coming back to the island.

I know it wasn't easy for you.

- Coming back is the first step to getting past things.

Plus, it was like three years ago.

Can you believe it?

- And that fucker is at the bottom of the ocean.

So they say.

Joseph, baby, come on.

You don't actually believe...

They found his body.

A body.

But could, could we just stop this?

I'm really, I'm fine.