Dance of the Dead

Ma'am.

Stop.

All right, that's enough.

That's enough.

Next. Come on.

I said stop!

Yeah! Yeah!

Aloha, kids.

Don't forget to buy your tickets

for the Hawaiian Hula Prom tonight.

Tickets are on sale outside the main office

or at the door. Aloha!

Get your prom tickets, only 50 bucks.

- What a rip-off. - It's gonna be a very special night...

That's okay.

Get your prom tickets.

Greetings and welcome

to the 59th official Sci-Fi Club meeting.

Hold on, isn't this supposed to be the Amnesty International meeting?

They're here at 3:00.

Guys, guys, stay.

- We got food coming. - Dork.

Scalpel cam.

Mm, oh, yeah.

Nasty.

Looks great on the macro lens.

I'm just gonna have to take your word for it.

I cannot wait to take you to the prom tonight.

Okay, Jimmy, we gotta get to work. Come on.

Don't tell me. Tell the frog.

You can have all of me, Lindsey, my love,

cut me open, take my heart. It is yours.

I feel the same way, froggy.

And so do I, froggy.

Jimmy, quit acting like an idiot and dissect your frog.

And you... how many times have I told you shut that camera off before I break it.

You, cheerleader, take your scalpel and cut open your frog.

I can't. I like frogs.

There's the stomach.

There's the liver. There's the pancreas.

There's the brain. Look at it.

What a dick.

What was that?

I was just saying what an inspiration you are to all of us, sir.

I mean, it's teachers like you that really make a difference.

Stand up.

Seeing as we're dissecting animals today, class,

I'd like everyone to take a look at this one...

James Dunn,

Jimmy Dunn Dunn Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb.

Notice the brain

devoid of all intelligent thought;

capable of only C-minus average, barely passing high school;

the mouth, big and loud,

always running with nothing to say.

only worthy of working at a drive-though;

a loser, a nothing,

a nobody.

You may be seated.

Um, Mr. Hammond,

you forgot one organ.

And I think you know what you can do with that.

See you in detention.

Man, why did I get in trouble?

Guilty by association.

Sorry.

Man, fuck this school.

Kyle. Kyle.

Do not make me call the police again.

Sit down.

Relax.

Shh. Please.

Are you recording?

Hey, this is Kyle Grubbin.

This is a screen test.

Yeah!

- You faggots looking at something? - No.

I wonder which one of his sisters he's taking to the prom.

Dude, shut up. I heard he carries a gun in his truck.

Dunn, you're up.

Just relax. He can't even hear me.

Yo.

That was amazing.

Okay.

It looks really good on camera.

So I heard your date to the prom got sick.

Yeah.

Still going?

I wanted to talk to you about that.

Really? Wow.

You can do it, Steven!

Are those the...?

Yeah, the sci-fi guys.

Total geeks.

Do you know them?

No.

Come on, Steven, ask her!

- Use the force, Steven the force! - Come on!

Will you guys shut up? I'm trying to talk to Gwen.

So should I ask him?

Him?

Him...

Nash Rambler.

Nash, the band guy? He's, like, 30.

I mean, you're a guy, Steve. What would you say?

Yeah, I'd say yes.

Really?

Okay.

I'm gonna go ask him.

- Oh, right now? - Wish me luck, okay?

Yeah.

Good luck.

Hey, listen, listen. Forget her.

We have got a serious Sci-Fi Club meeting tonight.

Yes, we do, baby.

Bring your camera. Bring your camera, all right?

Jules, I'm not going to another robotics convention.

Ha ha, funny. Child's play, my friend.

Listen, I want you to focus.

Great secrets will be revealed tonight, my young Gandalf.

You got that?

Steven, I know it hurts, okay?

Let it out.

Let it out.

Steven, Steven, your destiny awaits.

- Your destiny. - Destiny, Steven, destiny.

Destiny.

My destiny was back there.

Come on, dude.

There are three As in "Hawaiian."

And we have 10 hours until this dance starts.

Okay, so either you work with me, people,

or you get the eff out of here.

Sorry. Sorry.

I'm just super stressed.

Hey hey hey, don't worry about it.

I'll take care of it.

Hey, can we get someone

to take that down, please?

Thanks.

So I heard

Jimmy got kicked out of Hammond's class again.

Yeah.

Are you seriously going to prom with him?

Mitch, we've talked about this.

I am going to prom with Jimmy.

In the pizza wagon? Please.

You want to smell like pepperoni

or vanilla bean air freshener?

Do you smell that?

Something's in the air.

This town always smells like ass, man.

No no, this is... this is bad.

Between global warming and smog

and that freakin' power plant down the block,

we're killing ourselves, bro.

Am I interrupting?

No.

I'm Gwen from third hour.

You do good flips.

Thanks.

Um, I was wondering,

are you taking anyone to the prom tonight?

I mean, I was gonna go,

but then my date ate bad spinach.

So now I'm going solo.

Yep, solo.

Are you taking anyone?

I'd rather chew my tongue off with a mouthful of gasoline

than go to that fucking dance.

May I ask why?

Because we refuse to listen

to the Pinata Heads play. That's why.

If Quarter Punks don't play, Quarter Punks don't go.

Tell you what... go ahead and skip that prom,

come over and watch us play,

and afterwards you can give me head.

Shut up and stare, goofball.

- This is detention, not dreamland. - Yes, sir.

I thought I told you to say nothing.

So what do you say when I say to say nothing?

Nothing.

You must think I'm a real idiot, don't you?

Oh, so you do think I'm an idiot then?

Answer me, boy!

Sir, you told me not to talk.

What the hell are you talking to me right now then for, sissy boy?

It's 30 more minutes of watching the Brick Channel for you...

all brick all the time.

You may not believe this, Dunn, but I'm trying to help you.

You do want to do something with your life, don't you?

Yes, you do.

You don't want to wind up alone, Dunn,

credit card debt up the wazoo,

nobody to talk to but your dog,

ex-wife won't return your phone calls

'cause she's a bitter, fat, stinking piece of hog meat.

What are you looking at? Drop and give me 50

and count them off!

Everyone thinks prom is this big event