Don't Say Good Luck

Terrific.

- -

Hi, buddy.

Good morning.

Good morning.

[piano version of "Enough for You" playing]

Yeah! Oh!

- -Ow! Ow! Ugh, you idiot!

- Sophie? - You all right?

I'm fine!

Oh! No.

And you feel good about your audition song?

Well, I did until I burned myself practicing.

Aw. Just means you're losing yourself in it. It's good.

Maybe just don't sing and curl at the same time.

-Okay. - That looks good.

-Does it? -Mmm. Kind of.

All right.

Ugh. Mallory's gonna get Jenna. Everybody knows that.

And Jenna is…

The main waitress in Waitress . It's like playing Annie in Annie .

Oh.

I can maybe get Dawn. She's the funny friend.

I just want to be good.

Oh, honey, you will be.

Why is Dad calling me?

- I don't know. -Hello?

Please don't… don't lick your brother.

- Ugh. Butt-dial. - Ethan…

-Should we do the thing? -Your brother's licking the floor.

-This is an issue for both of you. -

It's so… so dirty.

Uh, Sophie, thank you so much for showing me those butterfly tattoos

that go all the way from your neck down your back.

They're stunning.

Yes. Thank you for giving me permission to do that

and telling me to not tell Dad.

Yes, of course, because we all know

that your father doesn't believe in women's rights.

-Mm-hmm. -Go lick a vegetable.

-He can't hear us. -No, that was crazy.

- -Ted! Your phone!

Again?

-Yes! -I can't.

Can I have a snack?

A snack? You just had breakfast.

- Oh, it's true. - No, but seriously?

Hey, did you do teeth?

-I did not. -I brushed mine and Ethan's.

-His tongue had white dots on it. - So does yours.

Uh… your brothers ate all the bagels and the eggs.

But I got you a banana. I know, a banana is not a bagel.

-Banana's perfect, Dad. -Thank you.

Who wants a ride?

-Come on, boys. - I want a ride.

-I'll be back for you later. -Okay.

We're gonna be good.

-Okay? -Yeah.

-I love you. -I love you.

- Don't wanna get stuck in traffic. -Be nice to your brother. Leave him alone.

You are beautiful and talented.

-Oh, jeez. -And ready.

- Thank you. -

-Carolyn's waiting. I should go. -Yes.

Driving lessons soon, I promise.

Am I allowed to say "good luck"?

Just say "break a leg."

But I would be so sad if you broke your leg.

-You'll get over it. -

-I love you. -I love you.

-Bye-bye. -Bye-bye.

["Young Blood" by The Naked and Famous playing]

-Oh. -What?

Did you bring a hat? You can audition in a hat.

I'm telling people it's a hickey, and you're going along with it.

-On your face? -Yes.

Oh, shut up. Just drive.

Dude, it's…

-Good morning, Frank. -Morning, boss.

- Hey, guys. Good morning. -Hi.

-Good morning. - Thank you.

-Lenny, how's the kale wrap comin'? -Oh, they're comin', they're comin'.

They should be on a bagel.

You're not understanding this, okay? People want healthy.

All right? They wanna eat the wrap and they wanna still be hungry.

But it's better on a bagel.

We still have bagels. It's an option, Lenny.

Ooh, hey. I gotta take off early. I'm bringing Lizzie someplace, okay?

Ooh, afternoon delight?

- -

Mmm!

Mmm. Ugh!

And just make sure you get through chapter six

so you're ready for Wednesday's discussion, okay?

All right, that's it. And don't forget the quiz is next week.

Nice and short. Ah!

-We're ready. -

Shake it out, shake it out.

Gimme a drumroll.

Let's welcome to the room

your favorite teacher next to me,

your director for this production,

Ms. Parker!

Thank you!

Thank you very much, Mr. Stewart.

-Okay, people, let's do this! -

Singing in front of everybody is so scary.

You're supposed to picture everyone in their underwear.

Actually, don't.

- Except maybe Jack. -Stop it.

- - Thank you, Trista!

- Yeah! -Really looked like you were havin' fun.

Thank you, Ms. Parker.

Mallory?

-Crush it, Mallory. -Sweet Sophie!

Hello.

Okay.

-Forty-three. - Go, Mal!

- You got this, Mal! - Go!

- Whoo! -

How big of an orgasm do you think she's gonna have when she gets Jenna?

Stop. Don't be mean.

I'm not being mean! A big orgasm is so nice.

So, for Jenna, I'd like to call back Hannah Williams and Mallory Sinclair.

Of course.

-For Dr. Pomatter, Jack Davis, TJ Everett. -Yes!

Yeah, TJ!

For Dawn, Rebecca Lewis and Sophie Birenbaum.

- - For Becky…

Dr. Lambert to imaging, please.

Dr. Lambert to imaging.

It's nice your husband came with you.

Oh. Yeah.

I haven't told mine yet.

Um…

-Do you wanna practice on mine? -

Elizabeth Birenbaum?

Dr. Vaughan, please come…

Dr. Vaughan…

Good luck.

Thanks.

Elizabeth. Ted.

Jenna, our lead.

A waitress in a small-town diner

and incredible baker of pies.

Before she died, her mom taught Jenna how to bake.

And now, Jenna is pregnant herself,

but she's in a bad relationship with the baby's father.

- I'm gonna go to the bathroom. -Nervous pee?

Always.

-Hi, Dad. - My God.

Ugh. Can you please stop butt-dialing me?

- When do we tell them? - I don't know.

I can't believe this. I just… I can't believe this.

- I know. - I can't…

- - I know.