Surface

All right!

Yeah, I know. Let's have more.

God, chill out.

Maybe I should stop. Yeah, you think?

Stupid girl.

Sharks like to feed at night, you know.

Yeah, well, don't tell Miles. The kid's already freaked about being here.

Whoa!

Man down, homes.

Let's wait to go get him.

Yeah. Let's mess with him some.

So lame.

Zack. Awesome.

Hold your...

Okay.

Help!

You guys! This isn't funny!

Chill out, dude. He's faking. Help!

I think we should go. Help!

Zack, come on. Let's go, man. Help!

What are you screaming about?

The board, you little bitch!

Screw the board! You get it.

That board costs me $150.

Swim out and get it yourself.

Dude, what is your problem?

There was something in the water, okay.

This is the Coast Guard. We're pulling alongside.

Pour out the beer. Party's over.

Do you know what "zero tolerance" means?

Means you can take my boat.

No, it means I can take your dad's boat.

I'm dead.

You okay, dude?

On the flight deck,

let's stand well clear...

Clear. Okay.

...zero. Clear to disengage. Flight deck...

Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

Here we go.

Cold enough for you, sir?

Where is it?

We found her about four nautical miles south of here,

just listing in the waves.

It was sheer luck, really, that we found her at all.

A storm had blown it east.

You haven't tried to board it, have you?

We were under orders to wait until you arrived.

I'm not one to question orders, Dr. Cirko,

but it seemed ridiculous not to board.

Those men have got to be half-starved.

I understand your concern, Admiral.

This is a special case.

You're damn right it's a special case!

Lose track of a nuclear sub for 46 hours and boom!

It shows up 5,000 miles from where it went missing.

Then Glisson sends me a civilian biologist.

Evolutionary biologist, Admiral.

You can take up any command issues with the White House.

I want those corpsmen ready!

All right, I want a compartment search.

Please stay alert, this is not a drill. Repeat, this is not a drill.

Copy, sir. We're entering the trench at D-deck.

Clear, sir.

Check that. We're in the missile room.

I copy that. You should be on...

The place is absolutely deserted.

There's nobody here.

We checked the reactor compartment and engineering spaces. Nothing.

Horsecrap.

We checked twice, sir.

Top to bottom with infrared.

What about main control?

That's what I was gonna tell you about, sir.

Nav system's fried. Silicon in the chips melted.

Major electrical shorts in every system.

Like she was struck by lightning.

No one touches anything. I want an accurate record.

Beijing, maybe.

Moscow doesn't have its act together to pull off a stunt like this.

You don't look too surprised.

I'm not.

I've been expecting it.

Paleontologists report that they have found

what they believe to be tracks... Jesse!

...of a wormlike animal that lived more than a million years ago.

Jesse, I don't hear the shower. Come on!

I'm not going.

We've already been through this, Jesse.

I don't see why you have to dive now.

Sweetie, I told you. This is the only time I can dive this year.

But Dad puts me to bed on time.

What? Are you saying that I don't put you to bed on time?

I'm just gonna stay here. I'll be fine.

You can bribe me all you want!

I'm not gonna bribe you.

I'm gonna break you.

If you don't get ready for your dad's,

Melvin will lose an ear.

You wouldn't.

Okay, okay. You win.

Thank you.

This time.

I love you.

And while you're there, go get my silk blouse.

I don't have time to go to the dry cleaners.

Nice work, butthole. You and your slack friends.

Leave me alone, cow.

Two words. Community college.

Savannah, leave your brother alone.

He was harassing me, Mother.

Straight home after school. You are in the doghouse, my friend.

Today begins a new regime.

What do you say, big guy?

Keep your girlfriend away from me. She's not my mom.

I didn't teach him to say that.

He's a lot like you, D.

I like to think he got his bad habits from you.

Look, I'm not gonna start, okay? No claws, see?

Okay.

I'll be back on Wednesday.

If he doesn't feel like eating,

try some of those microwavable pizza pockets.

His bedtime's been upped by 15 minutes.

I'm sorry, he conned me.

Look, I've got him, D.

Don't worry. Have a great trip.

I'll see you next week. Yep.

Be safe. Always.

All right, y'all. Here we go. All part of a day's work.

Hey! Yeah.

Look, we got a little lemon butter and garlic to go with it.

If you need it, we got some tartar sauce, okay?

You wouldn't think three guys could kill eight cases in nine hours, huh?

Huh, well, shoot, not when one of them's Bug.

I heard that!

Hey, to my little bro's first rig dive, huh?

Cheers. We're gonna have a good time tomorrow, buddy.

Yep! To slaying 'em tomorrow.

What? It's my Cajun wetsuit!

You see, I get in the water and I'm invisible.

They never see me coming.

Come on, bubba.

Okay, I got the benthic spectrometer, extra syringes,

dry ice, blank tapes for the video feed, an extra sweater...

Andy, what would I do without you?

So, you nervous, D?

Nervous? Why would I be nervous?

I mean, more people have been to the moon than the Hot Vents.

You're a genius. Ah, Andy.

Make sure that your shoes are tied.

You sound like my mother. Hiya, Doc.

Good to see you.

Four years. You ready? I better be.

Come on, I'll walk you up. Okay.

That what it looked like, dude?

Kind of. Not really.

Was it like an otter? Like a lizard?

No, it wasn't an otter. It had a blowhole.

Look, Savannah, the halfling can read.

I read when it's interesting.

Heard about your little stunt, by the way.

Yeah, Dad really threw the book at him.

Six weeks no phone, no IM, straight home after school.

At least your parents care enough to ground you.

That is so sad.

I'm trying to make him feel better, idiot.

Don't you two have Glee Club or something?

We just wanted to see what was so interesting.

Nothing, Spezmorph.

Hey, give it!

"1734. Off the south coast of Greenland.

"A six-headed sea serpent was spotted."

Give it back!

You whack, you are deranged.

Look, you wanna read about the Sasquatch, that's fine,

but remember, we're brother and sister. You reflect on me.

All right, so pay attention. I was born paying attention.

Just watch out for thermal drafts.

Don't get in their way and watch the vents.

Got it, Barry, like the first 50 times in the simulator.

It pays for me to be remedial with you.

Now don't get cocky down there.

Healthy fear. I know. It's your funeral.

It belongs to the Navy, you know.

You break it, you bought it. Got it.

Stand by on the loading dock. Stand by on the loading dock.

Mystic descending and we are at 500 feet.

We are now at 2,300 feet.

3,000 feet.

All right, let's get into the intro.

Ready when you are, D.

This is Doctor Laura Daughtery onboard the Mystic submersible

...to the San Juan...

She's gonna do fine.

I know.

...will collect biological samples to support the theory

that the Hot Vent Ecosystem is the origin of life on the planet.

Okay, we're at 5,000 feet.

All right, keep on that heading.