Adolescence

You want something to drink?

Okay, love?

Knock it off, give him back his toy!

What's the matter with you?

- I was just joking. - Pick on someone

your own size!

Do you want someone to pick on you?

Hey!

Jennette, is that you?

Oh, my God! - I can't believe it!

Jenny, you look incredible!

Thank you, you too.

Are those your kids?

Yeah.

This is Adam, this is Ben.

Say hi to Mommy's friend, John.

How's it going?

I love what you did with your hair.

Thanks.

So, uh, are you married?

Yeah, that didn't work out so well.

No, same, same old situation.

You guys want a snack?

You get the Goldfish?

I got the Goldfish.

Oh good, you got the big bag.

So you were gone a while.

Were we?

I don't know, you know, that's grocery shopping.

A few hours, at least.

You didn't forget anything?

What we talked about last night,

maybe going to the park today?

Oh no, I'm sorry, I did forget!

Sorry.

You're so sweaty.

Yeah, I was working on my bike.

Why does your hair smell?

You smell like cologne.

No, I don't.

Yeah, you do.

- Get off of me! - Hold it!

Okay, get off me.

I'm just saying. - Adam?

It's not cologne.

You know what, I'm done talking to you.

I don't believe a word you say.

Hey Adam?

Adam?

Yes?

Anything exciting happen after the grocery store?

- Oh, for God's sakes. - A new friend?

We talked to a friend of Mom's.

Is that what you told him to say?

Did he get it right? - No, we just talked

for two seconds, shut up.

What was her name?

Leave him alone!

You're insane.

Where you going?

I'm not down talking to you!

Don't follow me.

Don't do that, I hate when you walk away!

It's gonna be okay, I'll be right back.

Mom!

Dad, what are you doing?

Leave her alone!

Fuck, I'm sorry!

I don't want you late for first period again.

Are you dressed yet?

Yeah!

I made some breakfast, but I got a busy day.

Hi.

Morning.

Morning buddy.

Shoot, I burned these.

Oops, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

I want onions.

Just eat the eggs.

Just eat the eggs.

What's that toy you got there?

It's Neil Armstrong.

I'm gonna be an astronaut just like him

when I grow up.

Except I want to go to further away planets.

He only went to the moon.

Just give me a quick one before the test.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, just any random one, right?

Yes.

All right negligent representation

occurs when?

A broker should know that,

shoot.

A broker should know that a statement about

the material

fact is false.

Yes.

You got it.

You're gonna be selling houses in no time.

Yeah, fingers crossed, I'm gonna be.

Okay.

Please,

eat breakfast and do not skip school today, okay.

Uh huh.

Hi Ms. Homer.

You know you want it, Ms. Homers.

No, not today.

Hey man.

Do you think she'll smoke one of these with us one day?

No.

There you go.

Oh shit, where'd you get this?

Don't worry about it.

It's gonna be a good day.

Yeah.

Shit dude, it's Sarah.

Say something.

No dude.

Say something man.

I'm not gonna talk to Sarah.

Dude. - Hey Sarah.

Looking good Sarah.

That's cute.

Look what you did.

She said that's cute.

Take this.

Why did you do that?

She spoke to us.

She spoke to you.

Now she's not gonna speak to me.

You have to start speaking up.

Whatever man.

Do you want to skip first period?

We have a history test first period.

You studied for that?

No.

I mean I don't want to go to history.

Let's get out of here.

Great decision.

Did you see what she was wearing though?

Oh look at that.

Look at her friend looking at my butt.

Look.

She's checking me out.

She's not looking at you.

She's checking out my butt.

Now this is a record store.

You like Bowie?

Sometimes.

Sometimes.

All right.

I don't get it.

Like this is why I got an iPod.

What do you mean?

This is a lot.

Overwhelming.

Dude, I mean

music is supposed to be heard on vinyl.

It's authentic.

You know what else is authentic?

My iPod.

Your iPod is not authentic.

What are you talking about?

You kids gonna buy something or what?

No thanks sir, we're just browsing.

Okay, well there's no browsing in my store.

But something or get out.

Did he just say there's no browsing?

What do you mean no browsing?

We're in a store.

Yeah, it's not a library.

Buy something or get the hell out.

You know what sir,

this is terrible customer service.

Yeah, I'm trying to find a record.

So I won't be making any purchases today.

Oh I'm sorry, maybe you should register

a complaint to the corporate office.

Actually, I change my mind.

I want to buy this.

Oh, I want to buy all of these.

I want to get that.

Get those ones.

And I want to get this.

Oh, I changed my mind again.

Jokes on you.

And guess what,

we actually had money.

Oh, what a shame.

Bro, I told you today was gonna be a good day.

Yeah, I just hope Mr. Z's not pissed.

I actually like that class.

Nice man.

I mean I was gonna buy it,

but he was being a dick.

Hey Keith.

How do you talk to girls like Sarah?

Probably because I'm charming.