Ungeduld des Herzens

He's got it. He's got it.

Nasic!

Come here, boy.

Well, and then he says that I'm lactose intolerant

and I'm like: "dude you have no clue."

Of course you are lactose intolerant.

I've been eating cheese all my life.

Yeah, and that's why you sit on the loo for so long.

Hey, Isaac

I saw Franzi with a new guy.

Yeah, after three weeks.

Do you know what I would do

to be able to fuck around like you again.

Doesn't Moni let you have it anymore, or what?

Since the little one arrived - here...

I could do with a change.

No, thanks.

She even calls him by the same nickname as me.

And which one?

Doesn't matter.

Isaac, Franzi wasn't the brightest anyway, huh.

But those legs dude.

It's funny. I mean

we were together for a year. Every day and then

three weeks. As if nothing had ever happened.

Do you want her to slit her wrists from being love sick?

Fuck you, ok.

My turn.

Let's go Grinsi.

Hello, good evening.

What can I do for you?

Seven beers and chasers plus an alcohol-free.

Where do you want it to go?

What lane are you playing on?

- 14. - 14.

I'll bring it right away.

- Just a moment, ok. - Thank you.

Excuse me? We ordered some drinks.

Where?

With whom?

- With your colleague. - What do you get?

Two gin tonic.

I'll bring them when I'm finished with this gentleman.

- We've been waiting since forever. - Yes, but he was...

Make the drinks for the ladies first.

Ok. One moment.

I'll be right back.

Thank you.

Your friend doesn't look like she's enjoying herself.

She's not really into bowling.

Why don't you join us?

Those idiots will make her laugh.

Rather difficult with my sister.

I can be very charming.

I bet.

And there are your two gin and tonic. That's 9.80 euro please.

Hey, what's up?

I got it.

- Can you bring them over? - Right away.

No, I told you we will...

I'll do that. Can you bring them to the table?

- I will. - Thank you.

No, I told you it won't work like that.

And who are you?

Isaac.

You don't have to entertain me to please Ilona.

Don't you want to have fun?

I'm having fun.

What's your name?

Edith.

That's a nice watch.

Doesn't work anymore.

Any watch is right twice a day.

What?

That's not what I meant.

They say that even a broken watch is right twice a day.

That's what I meant.

You can have it.

Will take a while with Ilona.

Cheers.

I don't drink.

Why?

I don't take it so well.

But then you'll play a round with us.

- One round. - No, thank you.

One round.

Goodbye.

- Oh, shit. - Are you stupid? Fuck off, man.

- Yo, what's up with that? - Hey!

- Can't you watch out? - Can't you see, dude?

Man, why do you push me like that?

Don't you see that she is in a wheelchair?

Beat it dude.

You fucking soldiers.

- I didn't know. I swear. - Then open your eyes the next time.

You must believe me. I didn't know.

Really.

I didn't know. Leave me alone, ok.

I didn't know. I swear.

Just open your eyes.

Look.

Stop staring.

Man, what's your problem? Really...

- That was so unnecessary. - I didn't know.

I didn't know!

Why are you filming? Put it away!

I didn't know.

Hey, hey.

- All good, ok. - Yeah...

Take...

How am I supposed to know that she's disabled?

- Here, take a sip. - What?

Should she wear a sign next time?

That's the daughter of Schwartz you've chosen.

Who is that?

Amazing. Cool.

The guy owns everything here.

I'm out.

No, no, no, Nasic. We'll party a bit longer.

- Don't be like that, boy. - It's all good.

Don't touch me!

Don't touch me.

- Hey, chill. - Fuck! Fuck!

- Awesome. - Shut up, Grinsi.

Leave it.

Ok, guys. Here's the second thing.

A lot of people will say: "Hey, how's work these days?"

I've always felt that's a really terrible question.

It's just going to give a one word answer.

And, let's be honest...

Most people don't even like their work.

Ask them something they want to talk about.

Let's say: "Hey, what's exciting about your work right now?"

So, you're pushing them where they want to go.

Can't you see that she's in a wheelchair?

Move dude.

I didn't know. You fucking soldiers.

Calm down.

You must believe me. I...

This girl in the chair...

I wanted her to play with us.

Because I didn't see the chair.

Ah, a chair.

Yes, a wheelchair. Yes.

What?

But if you didn't know, it cannot be your fault.

Mum...

But she didn't fall off the chair by herself.

Okay, so what are you trying to say?

That these things only ever happen to me.

That's classic me.

IMPATIENCE OF THE HEART

What are you doing here?

I wanted to apologize to your sister.

One moment.

Hi.

Bad conscience?

I mean, I couldn't see the wheelchair.

So it's my fault.

- Of course not. - Well, thank God.

Did you hurt yourself?

Nothing I could feel.

Why do you go bowling if you can't even play?

Why don't you fly having ears like that?

Hey, I'm really not that kind of a guy.

- Ready? - What for?

- Well, for the lake. - I can't get through the sand anyway.

Then we don't go all the way to the shore.

I don't have to go to the lake if I can't go swimming.

We had a deal...

What do I care about my chatter from yesterday?

I can help you.

No, thank you.

That would be great.

Come, it's really nice.

Later.

Once you're in, you'll love it.

- I swear. - I just said: "later".

Please Eddie. Please, please, please.

Just go on your own.

Edith?

- Hi. - Hi.

Hi, I'm Charlie.

- I'm Ilona. - We did our A-levels together.

Long time no see.

- How are you? - Great.

Hey, Steff and the others are all back there.

Hm. Cool.

Why don't you come over?

We were just about to go for a swim.

We have prosecco on ice.

The heat is really bad for me.

- Oh. - Mhm.

Thank you for coming over.

We might come over later.

Bye.

Bye.

Oh, that's far too cold.

Want to get on the air mattress?

You could swim a bit first.