14 Phere (१४ फेरे)

Don't you think I want everyone's happiness?

That nobody suffers?

But what do you care?

You too belong to this filthy society.

All of you sit here in disguise...

...hiding your real faces behind masquerades.

That's why they all look alike, mom.

Look...

...they are all alike.

That's the way of the world, my son.

What will happen...

...will happen.

That's why I feel tired, mom.

I'm weary.

I've lost all desire to stay alive.

I am anyway...

...a mere Joker in this house of cards.

They are the real players.

Son, no!

No!

No, son.

Son... Son, wake up.

Wake up, what have you done? My god!

Whose phone is that? Whose is it?

Will someone speak up?

That's my phone. Just a moment.

Sorry sir, it's my phone. Just a minute.

Sanjay!

I didn't even tear up yet!

It's urgent, sir. From the office.

I've got to go. Sorry, I have to take this.

She...

-Go and lie down. -I...

Make do with her for now, sir.

Yeah.

Send her to lie in the main show too, okay? Scoundrel!

-Just make do for now, mom. -Handle it!

Hey...

-Sir, the role should at least be worthy enough. -I'll see to it, sir.

Best of luck.

The city of Delhi knows me as its Meryl Streep, sir.

Okay.

Next production, you're my leading lady. Okay?

You stay dead!

Son!

Mom, I was hard at work.

I've left, yeah. On my way.

Yeah.

Don't do this, sister.

What would it do to dad?

Relax, Sneha.

I'll flee the nest only after you hatch.

Did you speak to brother or should I help?

Speak to brother!

Will it make any difference?

Won't the blind man listen to his stick?

He will, definitely.

Don't worry.

I'll talk to brother about this.

Brother will listen, so will dad.

Bye.

Hello.

Hi.

Hello.

Hello.

You start.

I tend to be dumb in such situations.

Do dumb guys work in multi-national companies?

My parents sold me well, I suppose.

Great.

Well, I'd like to know more about you so tell me.

I work for a BPO.

But don't worry, no night shifts.

-Is Babloo fooling around? -What?

Is that why you're being shy?

Yeah, mom told me.

If you wish, we'll continue this at night.

My family's fine with it.

Actually,...

...the reception's a bit weak here.

That's why.

No problem.

As long as you receive my signals.

Aditi, you... Are you crazy?

You'll get me executed one day.

Does all evil in you spout out only during my calls?

Then tell mumma dearest to stop hunting wedding proposals for you.

Only then will my inner Satan calm down.

You're receiving my signals, right?

-You sure? -Yes, my love.

Next.

-Name? -Sanjay Lal Singh.

What acrobatics shall you display?

I want to propose to you.

The seniors asked me to.

If the seniors tell you...

...tease the girl, grab her and kiss her...

-...will you mutely comply? -He will.

I'm a senior as well.

From here on out, whenever you see me, you will apologise.

- Okay. - How?

Get lost.

-Go, we don't have much time. -Yes.

-"This is how we met" -"Here we are now forever"

-"This is how we met" -"Here we are now forever"

-"This is how we met" -"Here we are now forever"

-"This is how we met" -"Here we are now forever"

"A little sweet and a little bit tangy"...

... "such is our perfect pair."

-"My heart longs only for you"... -I find one mistake, and...

-" I'm your Juliet and you're my Romeo" -No issues, I'll redo it.

"I'll take on the colours of your life"

"No matter what, we'll never stay apart."

-"This is how we met" -"Here we are now forever"

-"This is how we met" -"Here we are now forever"

-"This is how we met" -"Here we are now forever"

Aditi!

I don't want my son to Romeo around with your daughter.

That's why I want them to be siblings.

-Was that original? -No, read it on Whatsapp.

"Life is incomplete without you"

"Nothing else matters without you"

"If you wish, weekdays will be at home."

"If you wish, I'll leave the world for you."

"If you wish, I'll turn days into nights"

"No matter what, we'll never stay apart."

-"This is how we met" -"Here we are now forever"

-"This is how we met" -"Here we are now forever"

-"This is how we met" -"Here we are now forever"

-"This is how we met" -"Here we are now forever"

-"This is how we met" -"Here we are now forever"

-"This is how we met" -"Here we are now forever"

"Here we are now forever"

You know what?

You decide...

...whether you want to settle in the US or get married?

Both are possible sir, only if you consent.

The vacancy is for a senior position.

I know, sir..

Crap! Sorry.

Take it.

No sir, it's okay.

Sir, I'm aware that the vacancy is for a senior position.

But how would they know that he is a junior?

He does half of my work,

and you've already seen his talent.

You'll get no complaints, sir.

This is what happens when you recruit from your college.

You guys try to take advantage!

Is it important?

It's dad.

Take it.

-No sir, it's okay. -When elders call, you answer.

Bad news never announces itself.

Yes sir. Excuse me.

Sir, should I speak to the US office?

Sir, settling there is our only option.

You already know, how it is with our families.

It's too complicated.

- And don't stress it. - Yes, dad.

-Then grab the first fight and come. -Yes.

Then I'll tell you what it is.

-Yes, dad. -Got it?

- Your blessings. - Blessed.

What could I have done if dad didn't tell me anything?

You mustn't have asked properly, Sanju.

Boss is ready to help. We can't take him for granted.

Even if we don't go to the US, it's okay.

This time, I'll go home and tell...

...them to stop looking for wedding proposals for me.

Because my roommate is not a random Bablu from Kanpur, but a pretty princess from Jaipur.

Okay?

-Don't you want to marry me? -Don't you want to stay alive?

Oh man!

They're just my parents. They'll come around, not behead us.

-Try speaking to your folks too. -Don't you expect that from me.

Dad despises love marriages even in movies.

-He cheers in the Titanic only when... -when Jack is dying.

I'm aware.

Aditi!

Chhotu.

So buddy!

Why the long face?

You look as shaky as a Peepal leaf.

You'll have to wait a while.

You didn't even ask me what I pinched for you.

Wanna know?

A bat for you.

A gorgeous Kanjeevaram Sari for mom...

...an exquisite Titan watches for dad, grandpa and uncle.

-And for your elder sister... -Listen brother...

...don't utter her name at home.

Why?

You remember Arpit?

Satyanarayan's son.

Yeah, the one who broke through AIIMS in the first attempt.

He also broke through our family honour in the very first attempt.

Arpit has eloped with our sister!

Why didn't you tell me?

I thought we'd get our hands on them in a day or two.