DreamWorks Dragons

This changes everything.

- Snotlout... - Oh, Astrid, stop! You're so bossy!

- Rude. - What's mine is mine.

- Everything your... - Do not touch. Ever.

I mean, how was I supposed to know?

Do you know how many axes there are on this island?

That have my initials on it? One.

Oh, those are your initials.

Bad enough you took it without asking,

but you used it to clean in between your dragon's dirty claws.

Do you know what kind of disgusting crud is in there?

Do I? That is some serious nasty goof.

Get over here!

Sounds like she's got him in the Hofferson Head Press.

How long 'til he blacks out?

- Less than 30 seconds. - Stop struggling.

Hey, T, how you been?

Okay, not the ear hair. Anything but the ear hair!

Oops.

- Snotlout took her axe again? - Hmm.

And milady is none too pleased with Sir Snots-alot.

Do you think they'll be long? I wanted to say goodbye to Astrid

before I head home to Berserker Island.

Did you really just say that to me?

Yes. Please don't hit me.

I'll just go talk to Astrid myself.

What did you say to her?

Yeah, right. You did not say that.

Okay, this could be a problem.

Okay, just... Nope. Okay. Nope.

Okay. What is she doing?

Searching for something. Most likely a bludgeon.

All right. Here's what you're gonna do.

You're gonna get on your dragon and fly out of here immediately.

Yeah, right, I'm not afraid of her.

You said, what? Are you insane?

You should go. Now. It's literally the only chance you have.

Okay.

I cannot believe this is happening. Can you? I mean, seriously.

She needs to stop being so sensitive.

Great.

Wow.

Perfect.

That's right! Punish me, Thor! Bring everything you got!

- I can take it! The Snot can take... - I was kidding!

Rider down! Rider down! Hookfang, where are you?

Oh, Thor. What was that? Hookie? Is that you?

Hookfang?

Of course it's not. Hookfang!

Help! Help!

All right, are we all just gonna sit here and pretend nothing's wrong?

Nothing is wrong.

He should have been back by now. Okay? He never leaves for very long.

You know Snotlout. He's too big a chicken.

Ahem. Hiccup? El pollo.

Oh, yeah. Sorry, Chicken.

Muchisima gracias de yo y Chicken.

You know there is a chance he got caught in that storm.

It's pretty brutal out there.

Of course, he got caught in the storm.

He's Snotlout. The only question is do we...

You know the answer to that question, and it's yes. Come on.

- Ugh! - Ugh!

You're sure it's not a question, I feel like it's a question.

Huh?

Huh? Okay, you guys. Joke's over. Ha-ha.

Take off that beautiful native woman costume, Fishface.

You don't have the legs for it.

Who is this Fishface he speaks of?

Ah. You're awake.

My name is Atali.

What?

You are safe here, young Viking.

Wait. I am? I am.

Then, this must be...

Wow. You know, I thought I'd be really depressed to be, well,

you know, but this is awesome. Wow.

Okay, so when do I get to meet Odin. I mean...

Well...

He obviously handpicked me to come to Valhalla,

so he must want to hang out with the Snotman, catch up,

lay down some warrior gifts on me...

You are not in Valhalla, "Snotman."

Yeah, it's actually Snotlout. Okay, let's go see the "O" guy.

My Wingmaidens rescued you from a terrible storm.

You are alive and well and on our island home.

Well, if I'm not dead, then where's... Hookfang!

Just calm yourself. You are safe from all dragons while you are here.

Now drink from this golden goblet. This is the purest of all herbal tea.

It will give you great strength.

Don't mind if I do.

Mm.

This is delicious. Me-likey.

Ah. Grab another bottle of this, will ya? I wanna take this with me.

Uh... Please?

Man, this is impossible! It's like looking for a bonehead in a thunderstorm.

Is that supposed to be a metaphor?

Yeah, a little on the nose? Well, my brain is wet.

Hey, Toothless? Let's try again.

Still nothing.

Hiccup, we're never gonna find anything out here.

I can barely see Stormfly's head in front of me.

Astrid's right, Hiccup. Maybe we should go back to the Edge

and wait it out, then when it's more...

Guys, wait. Do you see that?

Is that...

Hookfang!

We've seen him do this before.

He wants us to follow him.

What's Snotlout gotten himself into this time?

So he says to the other Viking, "You're Thor?"

"I'm tho Thor I can barely thit down."

Now this is how you treat a man. Astrid should be here taking some notes.

You feel me on that?

Mr. Snotlout, although we are honored to have you as our guest,

your attitude towards women is completely unacceptable.

Hey, I always talk like this. I dig chicks, uh, women...

And that is why you must respect them, revere them. Do you understand?

Loud and clear.

Perfect. Get some rest. For this evening, you will be the guest of honor

at our "Feast of Freya." We've been preparing the sacred stew for days now.

Just a few final ingredients and it will be ready to ingest.

You, Mr. Snotlout, will be the centerpiece of our celebration.

So, this sacred stew, what exactly makes it so "sacred?"

Oh, I'm afraid we couldn't reveal that, Snotlout. If we did, well...

Oh, let me guess. You'd have to kill me?

That's one way to put it.

Huh? You guys are kidding, right?

I mean, with all of my respect and revering

I'm doing here, you wouldn't...

I'm no one's stew. I don't care how sacred or delicious it is.

Run if you must, Snotlout. But, I'm afraid we cannot let you leave Wingmaiden Island.

This is so typical. I finally meet some cool chicks

that I can hang out with, who get my jokes,

dig me as a leader and as a warrior, and it turns out all they want to do

is make me into some crappy stew.

You don't think I'll do it, do you? You don't think I have the guts?

Well, guess what, baby? I'm all guts. Check this out. Nothing but guts here.

Oh, no!

I did it. I'm alive. I'm in one piece.

Those lunatics will never have the stones to...

What in the name of Thor?

No. You can't do this. I'm not edible. I'd be tough, gamey. Wait, are you flying?

How are you flying?

Help me!

Okay, Hookfang, I get it. You're worried about Snotlout.

Why don't we just take a little break and give the rest of us a chance to...

Okay, who needs to catch their breath anyway? You guys relax, I'll go.

No way, all right? We are going with you. Meatlug just got her second wind.

What the...

What the... Are... are those...

Flying women?

Uh. Am I crazy or is that impossible?

What's impossible?

Nothing. Nothing. We're just having some friendly hallucinations.

Wait, so, you didn't see the angelic flying native women? Man, did you miss it.

Okay, we really have to know more about these, whatever they are.

Hey, Fishlegs, take a look at this.

Amazing. Just amazing.

The density of the vegetation is unparalleled

for an island in this area of the... Oh. You were talking about

the giant village of women with wings.

Hold on. I think I found Snotlout. They've got him

and they're taking him into a cave.

Yeah, he probably said something he would say, and now they're gonna...

- Hey, at least our hands are clean. - As a whistle.

Just sucks we don't get to watch.

We're not gonna let them do anything to Snotlout.

We're gonna go in there and get him and bring him home.

Who is this "we" you speak of?

All of us.

It's all women down there.

If we have to save him, and I'm not convinced we do,

I think it would be easier for Heather, Ruffnut and I to take the lead.

- You know, put 'em at ease. - What if we all went in on Windshear?

There's something familiar about those wings.

All right, then it's settled. We'll be there if you need us.

You might not wanna mention anything about Snotlout,

until you know why they have him locked up in that cave.

What a beautiful Razorwhip.