Inez & Doug & Kira

Subtitles by explosiveskull

Be strong.

There's always light the next day.

It was so good to have you here.

So sorry for your loss.

I appreciate that.

- Thank you. - You're okay?

Tell Doug to call me if he needs anything.

I will.

If you need anything, please let me know.

Just call me if you need anything.

Thank you.

Just as she would have wanted it.

I appreciate it, thank you.

You know, what you did was illegal.

I'm the executor of her will.

Me.

Not you.

Not Edith, not your grandparents.

Who survived the Holocaust.

And you wanted to tell them

that their Jewish granddaughter would be cremated?

That's what she wanted!

She wanted a lot of things that she shouldn't have.

Whatever happened to honoring the dead?

Funerals are for the living.

I'm living, aren't I?

Yes, exactly, I am living.

And your grandparents, as venerable

and as adorable as they may be,

they've got about five years left between them, tops,

whereas I now have to live the rest of my life

knowing that I failed her.

Even in something as basic as cremation,

- I failed her. - Doug,

it was either deal with your anger

or do with their anger, and,

terror, just more of them.

Please.

This is hard for me, too.

Oh!

Just kicking.

Oh!

You want me to make you some tea, huh?

Get you a heating pad, run you a bath?

It would be much easier if I knew what was wrong with you.

Yeah, run me a bath.

She just wrote, "Fuck you."

Do you understand what kind of doghouse

you've put me into?

Yes.

Can you imagine if you were pregnant,

and your baby daddy just didn't show

for the anatomy scan?

Yes.

It's a pretty damn important one, you know.

It's like where they find out about heart defects and stuff.

Yes, I know what it is.

I guess if I were more thoughtful,

I would have gone to the ER

at the same hospital as her OB-GYN

so you could have done both.

Well, at least tell me what happened...

Forget it.

I shouldn't have listed you as my emergency contact.

They wouldn't let me leave by myself.

They actually would if you sign a bunch more papers.

Great, I'll know that for next time.

That what?

Next time that what?

It was a kidney stone.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, sorry.

It wasn't a bullet wound or anything.

No, no, my uncle had one of those.

They had to, like, jackhammer it up with a laser.

Okay, well.

It's over.

How do you feel now?

You need me to help?

No.

I'll just, I'll take that bath.

Go.

Look, my flight is at 10, so...

Charter school?

Oh, yeah.

You didn't tell me you got the charter school story.

Hey, I got the charter school story.

So, if you start to feel worse,

you promise me you'll call your sister?

Her baby's fine.

She would have called you.

Look, my flight is at 10.

You didn't tell me you got

the charter school story.

Hey, I got the charter school story.

So if you start to feel worse...

I'll take that bath.

Go.

I'll take that bath.

Go.

I'll take that bath.

Go.

Go.

Well, this is what happens when you bury people, Kira.

They can come back to haunt you.

It's in the Bible.

He wasn't buried.

Well, he wasn't cremated either.

Maybe you should talk to someone, hm?

I've been talking to Dr. Levine about it.

It really helps.

I got it.

This looks like it might be something.

We need to cancel her accounts and all that stuff.

I'll take credit cards, you take utilities.

Wait, we should take a picture

before we touch anything.

The police already did.

Still.

You okay?

Yeah, I just need a moment.

Here, lie down.

Guess who called me?

Dad?

I know, he called me too.

I didn't answer, obviously.

Well, I didn't answer either.

But then I did.

He's in Mexico.

- God! - Yeah.

Yeah, says his trucking venture went bust.

Let me guess.

The guys he teamed up with cheated him?

Ran off with the shipment.

And he needs money.

You got it.

Don't tell me you're giving it to him.

I don't know.

I'm telling you.

He did share an interesting factoid with me.

Oh, yeah?

Turns out someone gave him money back in March.

And you swore you wouldn't.

- And now you're giving me a guilt trip... - Okay, okay!

for even thinking about it.

Fine!

Shit.

What happened to the money I gave him in March?

Idunno.

Why didn't you ask him that?

'Cause I didn't want him to lie.

Hm, how noble of you.

Anyway, I already sent it.

Aw, Inez!

I said it was from both of us.

And I said it was the last time.

Fuck!

How much was it?

Five thousand.

You don't have to give me half.

I don't want to give you half.

And you don't have that kind of money.

I do.

Okay, so you do now, but...

You have to be careful.

I know.

Any interviews?

Any dates?

- There is this one guy. - Oh, yeah?

He the sharpest knife in the drawer.

And also...

What?

He was uncircumcised.

So?

Kira, we're Jews.

I don't want to put something un-kosher in my mouth.

You eat bacon-wrapped scallops.

Have you ever been with anyone uncircumcised?

Uh, no.

Okay, well, you go do it and then get back to me.

You know, most of the world is uncircumcised.

I'm not planning on sleeping with most of the world.

I dunno, isn't it supposed to be better for something?

Like what, concealing stuff?

Like, for some aspect of sex.

Kira, it's like this.

So, I think that could be sexy.

Yeah?

Mm-hm.

Hey, baby.

Hm?

Hey.

Hey, baby.

No, don't slap my face.

Don't be like that, don't be like that.

Just kiss me.

Stop, stop, oh my god, stop!

Kiss it!

Don't you dare, no!