Wild Cards

Previously on wild cards.

It doesn't make any sense,

Therefore I don't understand.

- Their honeymoon phase is officially over.

- You two are spending too much time together.

- I said no big swings, and what do you do?

- Swung big. - I'm giving it to simons and yates.

- The commissioner didn't ask for simons and yates.

She asked for us. - When you're working for us,

The ends don't justify the means.

We have to do everything by the book. Everything.

- I have a flash drive. Let me go and it's yours.

I had a choice.

Thanks for having my back.

I got ya.

This is cozy.

- You've never been down here before?

I didn't think I was allowed.

What's shakin', sunshine?

I'm calling to remind you

That the deadline is fast approaching.

You don't have to remind me.

- I beg to differ. What if he doesn't show?

- He'll show up. - How can you be so sure?

- Am I ever wrong? - Must I also remind you

Of the duke of schlesweig and his iguana?

- First of all, he was a count, not a duke.

And second of all, everyone's entitled to an off night, okay?

So don't worry about me,

Worry about your begonias.

Hey, max!

Just one today, joe.

- My bad. I'm so used to seeing you

With that handsome fella all the time.

- We just work together, but not for much longer.

Is everything okay?

- Yeah, it's great. - Okay, good.

'cause you two just seem like a great match.

Have a blessed day. - You too.

- Here you go. Double shot latte,

Macadamia milk, sugar-free caramel,

Kiss of whipped cream.

- No, this must be for max. I just ordered a black coffee.

Sorry, clay.

It's cole.

Where's max?

- I don't know, it's Saturday. - You two break up?

- Break up? No, we're not dating.

We just work together.

Not for much longer now.

That's too bad.

She's dope. You must be bummed.

It's hard to find someone you work well with.

That's why I went solo. My own coffee island.

No one to answer to, no one to rely on.

Thank you.

Next in line.

You're next.

You're next.

- I'm not quite ready, you go ahead.

- The bank machine outside ate my card.

I don't have any id on me, but I have my pin number.

Dear, we're gonna need some identification.

- Good morning, mr. Simpson. - Mrs. Field, always a pleasure.

- I found some more change today.

Would a twenty be okay?

That'd be fine, thank you.

Awfully mild for this time of year.

- Perfect weather for a walk by the sea wall.

I walk there every morning.

I walk there every evening.

Hi.

I just wanted you to know.

- Um... A-are you sure this is mine?

It's definitely yours.

Tracy, I-I'm sorry,

I don't mean any offense, I just...

The doctor assured me that my little karls couldn't swim, so--

- Good morning. Hi. I'm sorry to interrupt.

Um, I just need to put something in my safe deposit box.

Of course. If you could just have a little seat

In the waiting area... - Attention everyone!

- This is a robbery! - My god.

- Put your hands where I can see 'em!

Don't even think about it.

- Take it easy. No one needs to get hurt.

- You two, tellers, put down the keys to the cash drawers,

And step out front.

Keep away from the alarm! - Open the door.

Go lock the front, now! Go!

- Everyone, over here! Let's go!

My god, I can't believe this is happening.

Stay calm, mrs. Field.

Hurry up!

Come on, hurry up!

Okay, it's okay.

Your pass!

- We don't have all freaking day!

- All right, kill the cameras, or I kill you and do it myself.

All right, all right.

Move it!

This is terrible!

Okay, okay, okay.

- Are you gonna stand there and just let this happen?

- Irma, they have guns. And we have insurance.

- Coward. - Let's go!

- You heard them. Just do what they say

And everything will be okay.

Quiet!

- I need you to line up in front of me,

Facing me. Now!

Go.

Now, come on!

Get on the ground, don't move.

Now, get on the ground! Come on! Now!

- I can't lie down. - Fine. Sit against the wall.

Give me your phone.

Give me your phone!

Do as we say, no one gets hurt. You understand?

Get down on the ground where you are,

No one move, don't say a damn word, you understand?

Take your phones out and slide them across towards to me. Now!

Come on, now!

Hey, good morning, sunshine.

Max?

Quiet! Now!

Come on!

First one to be a hero gets a bullet in the head.

You understand?

You've reached max.

If you want to leave me a message,

Wait for me to sing two verses

Of don't rain on my parade. Here we go...

- Do you have any fertilizer on hand?

Hey, ricky, where's max?

- Not helping me with these begonias,

I can tell you that.

- She called me and I couldn't really make it out,

But there was shouting in the background,

And then the line went dead. - You wouldn't be

Her first butt dial. Did she ever tell you

The story of-- - ricky. Focus.

She was going to the bank.

- Which one? - Quien sabé?

By last tally, she's got accounts

At 27 different financial institutions.

Not to mention the offshore, which is--

Ricky, I'm concerned.

I hear ya, dumpling.

She's always losing her keys,

Which is why I tag them.

How's it coming?

- I'm moving as fast as I can, man.

Hey, mr. Bank manager.

I need the codes to open the cash machine.

Don't you dare.

7-1-3-6-3-9.

- Mrs. Field, if you get too scared, just look at me.

We'll get through this. - Thank you, mr. Simpson.

found her.

Or, at least, her keys.

- What the hell is that? Whose is that?!

I said to dump all your phones!

I did it! It's not me!

Excuse me, sir? Funny story.

You? Give me this.

- See, I'm always losing my keys so I put a tag on them.

Why are they beeping?

- I think that means someone's looking for them.

- Take care of it, come on! - See?

They're just my keys. I can turn them off.

- Found her! - Where?

- She's gone. - Or you could just do that.

I want purses, bags,

Everything you've got in the pile on the floor.

Now, come on! Let's go!

Now, get back against the wall, sit down, don't say a word.

Come on! - How does she just disappear?

- 'spose the battery could've died.

Yeah, right after her phone died?

- Yeah, I know. She was at 3rd and oak.

There's a bank on that corner.

Okay, you keep trying her. I'm gonna head to the bank.

You okay?

I've had better mornings.

How many months?

- Eight months, one week, three days.

Not that anyone's counting.

We're gonna be okay.

Hope so.

For both of us.

- Can you please just send a squad car?

Why? Because her battery died?

First her phone went dead,

Then her key tag, inside of a bank.

I'm still 15 minutes out.

- Ellis, don't you think you're overreacting?

Chief, just... Send it.

- Come on, man? - Yeah, yeah.

- Maybe when the robbers are done stealing all the cash,