UnREAL

Have you never had to play by anybody else's rules?

So you're just a spoiled brat.

Women don't usually talk to me like that.

Oh, because you're so devastatingly attractive.

And the accent, yeah. Oh.

So this is a setup,

and I'm the old, desperate one?

Something's wrong. It's Mary.

-Come with me. -Mary!

-We killed somebody, didn't we? -Yeah.

And there is John Booth.

The guy that just bought our network?

Everyone here knows

that you're the true creator of "Everlasting,"

So you're the one who's calling me "Hot Rachel."

Well, you do kind of look like her.

You're a selfish bitch.

You're fired.

So far, you've run me into an epidural,

firing my cousin, and some girl's daddy.

Hey, this is my job, and I do it every stupid day

of my stupid life.

Calm down, all right? Are you okay?

-I don't know! -Are you taking your meds?

Rachel: What am I prescribed for right now --

borderline or narcissistic personality disorder?

Because I'm like constantly getting them confused.

Chet: You know, I think Rachel's in love with that guy.

I've never seen her like this before.

I have.

That boy's like a cancer. We need to cut him out.

Hello, gorgeous. -Gwen?

What are you doing right now?

Adam: Here we go again.

So, there's this thing.

My cousin's getting married on Martha's Vineyard next month.

Your cousin's getting married?

She is, but I was wondering...

Mmm!

...if you'll be my date to the wedding.

Yes.

It's gonna be a total nightmare, but...

...after the wedding... -Yeah.

...we can go spend a couple days

at my family's house in Chilmark.

So, do we have a deal?

Do you want me to beg you or what? Yes!

Yes. No, not yes to the beg.

Just, yes, I'd love to go.

Yes.

Madison: Um, Rachel?

Madison, go away!

Uh, I really, really think you should come out here.

-Yes, Madison? -I'm sorry.

There's someone here that you're gonna want to see.

-Who? -Um...

Hi, Rachel.

What are you doing? Get out of here.

Okay, so, um, what part about me not returning your calls

made you think I wanted you to show up here

in the middle of the night?

-Quinn called me. -She did?

Yeah, I'm here to do the show.

Some kind of ex-suitor returns, seeks redemption kind of thing?

You want redemption from "Everlasting"? No, I don't.

But I'm willing to put up with "Everlasting"

because I wanted to see you.

Okay, dude, you've seen me. Like, go.

Rachel, I'm sorry.

I messed up.

I can't believe how badly I messed up.

I shouldn't have listened to Quinn

and I shouldn't have run away and I know that.

I've changed.

These past few months, I've been in Africa doing charity work.

You were in Africa, like my Africa?

Like, I went there and I traveled through villages

helping them gain access to clean water, and it was amazing.

What are you talking about?

I was -- I wanted you there with me, and I tried calling.

I did not call you back. Don't you get it?

Is this about whoever's in that room with you?

Because you and I both know

whoever he is, he doesn't matter.

You have no idea what you're talking about, okay?

All right.

I'll be back in the morning,

but my flight's not till Thursday.

I'm not going anywhere.

Oh, my God.

Coleman: So, what's his deal?

If Quinn called him, why is his first stop

your office in the middle of the night?

That's a really good question.

Um, it's because we have this, like, whole crazy thing. A thing?

It was like this Stockholm syndrome thing, you know,

where they're like -- you're, like, basically producing them,

and then they, like, fall in love with you.

I just try to forget that it ever happened,

which...really...

-Wow. -Yeah.

So let's get rid of him.

He's out of here.

Quinn doesn't get to make executive decisions.

She's not the showrunner anymore.

-Yeah. -This is our show.

Exactly. Talk about our show more.

It turns me on. -

All right, listen.

Be honest, okay?

Was that date better or worse than the funeral?

Well, the funeral had better music,

but this time, I got to third base.

Okay, I think you got a lot further than that.

I really don't understand American sports.

Oh, no.

Okay.

Okay, we have to stop.

Remember, I told you I have a big day today, okay?

We're gonna go do a little surprise

for our showrunner wannabe. -Hmm. Coleman.

You know, I thought he was very impressive when

he and Rachel pitched me at the Impact Awards.

-Oh. Hmm. -Hmm.

You know, he is impressive.

He's a real go-getter.

In fact, I think that you should definitely,

definitely do something with him.

I mean, you know, he's -- he's just killing time

while he's here at "Everlasting,"

and he's actually right inside.

You could go talk to him right now face to face.

-Now? Really, now? -Yes.

Well, no better time than the present,

but you cannot poach Rachel, 'cause I have been working

very hard on her for three years, and I don't want

that to go to waste, okay?

So hands off. -Understood.

Understood. Yes.

Understood.

Coleman: Um, and then we'll bring Darius in when all that's done,

and he's not gonna any. -Okay, dude. Got it.

Damn. Walk of shame much?

Where were you?

It's none of your business.

So you brought Adam here, huh?

Yeah.

You're welcome.

I mean, you should be kissing my ass for this.

You can't make decisions like that without my say-so.

Oh, you mean as opposed to the stellar decisions you've made?

-I'm sorry, what? -

You know, you want to know why I brought Adam here?

Because his social-media buzz is off the charts.

Oh, I don't even care, actually.

He was a ratings dynamo last year.

No, he was the pussy who got left at the altar last year.

He's a catch who had the misfortune

of falling for a heartless bitch.

I mean, every woman in America wants

to screw the sadness out of him.

Every woman in my office, certainly.

The guy's a knicker-dropper.

Yeah, hey. Hey.

It's nice to see you again.

I, uh, didn't realize you two were...

I'm sorry.

Are you saying something?

Hey, uh, so we're gonna run with Adam today,

but in the future, though, let's make sure

we're definitely all on the same page.

We are all on the same page now.

I mean, unless there's a specific reason,

Rachel, why you can't work with Adam?

No, I'm good.

All right, this is gonna be a fun day.

I'll go, uh, prep the ladies. -

I will see you later.

Let's go, you little dummmy.

Uh, Coleman, can I have a word, please?

I'd love to hear more from you

off of our conversation at the Impact Awards.

Okay, yeah, glad to hear that.

Actually, Rach and I have been working up some really --

You're the one that I've really got my eye on.

So, uh, if it's okay, you and I

will have a little chat a bit later, hmm?

-Just -- -Yeah, just the two of us.

-Good? -Right, okay.

-Excellent. -Yeah.

Here's the deal, all right?

We are at week seven, and the natives are getting restless.

Darius is pissed at us and the world

after his trip to Alabama, and I need you

to re-energize the girls, all right?

Just give them that whole, "Who, me?

I never banged a hooker," face. Break out the accent.

Why did you really bring me back here?

There it is.

I'm giving you the opportunity of a second chance.