So Random!

Proper word to your mother!

Don't push it.

Uh, Santa is here!

- Oh Santa, yeah! - Oh, yeah yeah yeah!

Grammar is out.

Give it up for Matthew Bailey.

Story time.

"'twas the night of 'so random!, '."

When all through the crowd.

"The audience was cheering, in fact, rather loud."

Oh yes.

"the sketches were written, rehearsed and prepared.

Did we mention Justin 'bieb ber'?"

Is it true Justin bieber is singing tonight?

Yes, but there's more all right? W than just that,

The bieb's on the show! All my dreams have come true!

I think I'm even more excited than you!

Guys, guys, be cool.

Bieber's no different than us.

Yeah, but maybe he'll let us ride on his awesome tour bus!

Now Nico, now Grady, now Zora, Tawni and Chad,

- Go get in your costumes. - But I want to meet him so bad!

Well, then let's start our very special holiday show.

I'd say stick around, but where else would you go?

Hello. So what are we doing today, Becky?

Well, doctor, you may not know this, but I was...

...Raised by beavers!

Hmm, interesting. Let me make a note of that.

You know, people only see me as a...

Oh, snap. My pencil snapped.

As a giant pair of teeth.

That they either laugh at or use as a sharpener.

Oh, I'm sorry. Would you mind?

And I'm tired of it.

Mm, sounds almost as annoying.

As a half-sharpened pencil.

Thank you.

So when my parents asked me what I wanted.

For Christmas,

I said all I want for Christmas.

Is my two front teeth gone.

No problem, Becky.

By the time you wake up, it'll be as if you were never...

...Raised by beavers!

Will you get over yourself?

Your teeth are perfect. They always have been.

Shawna, I'm glad we could meet at the mall.

We have so many people we have to get gifts for.

We should make a list.

Darn it!

My pencil snapped!

And there isn't a pencil sharpener in sight!

How are we gonna get gifts for people.

If we don't finish this list?!

Oh, here.

Ow!

I forgot. I was never...

Gross. Why would you put it in your mouth?

It's not like you could sharpen it with your teeth or something.

That would have been cool.

Wait up, shawna! I'll come with you.

Gary? I thought we were dating.

Why are you holding her hand?

Because Julie's my girlfriend.

- Do I even know you? - Yes!

Remember? In shop class?

That's where I found out you were...

...Raised by donkeys!

That was a secret! Who told you?

Aw. It's okay, Gary.

I don't mind. After all, I was...

...Raised by peacocks.

Being different is cool.

See you later, Suzie perfect teeth!

What is going on?

Mom, dad, I'm having the weirdest day!

What do you mean you don't know who I am?

I'm Becky, your daughter!

I was raised by...

...You guys!

Oh no, you don't know who I am either!

The dentist said it would be.

Like I was never raised by beavers and it happened!

Help, help.

The Christmas tree collapsed and Santa is trapped!

Christmas has been ruined by a giant piece of wood!

If only there was someone who could gnaw through it.

Mr. Seaton, we could save you.

What a wonderful world that would be, Gary.

What a wonderful world that would be.

Go on, finish your shopping.

If only I had my two front teeth,

I could save Santa!

Why did I ever wish

I wasn't raised by beavers?!

- Dr. Goldstein! - Whoa.

I've changed my mind!

I don't want to be Suzie perfect teeth.

I want my two I'voversized teeth.D!

It makes me special that I was...

The music's back!

...Raised by beavers.

Happy holidays!

At the mall, Santa tells him

What he wants for Christmas.

He can light the menorah

With just his smile.

The star on top of his Christmas tree...

...Is Selena Gomez.

He is

The coolest kid in school.

I don't always leave cookies for Santa,

But when I do,

I prefer Captain kringle's sprinkly winkly.

Holiday hoo-ho's.

Stay in school, my friends.

More random fun is coming right up. Stick around.

Greetings. Thank you for choosing volde-mart.

How may I fill your holiday with Joy?

The holidays... a time to be.

With family and friends.

And what better way to celebrate this special time of the year.

Than with the only brother band.

That is still totally consumed by sibling rivalry?

Yes, it's the platowski brothers!

- You know what? You shut it, man! - You shut your mouth!

What's this? What's this? What's this? That's not pretty!

Watch the bells! Watch the bells! They're antiques.

Ah-ah! Hey! - Yes, the platowski brothers are back!

And they've got a whole new album that speaks.

Both to their love of the holidays and their hatred of each other.

With classic songs like "calvin smells."

Yeah. Yeah, she liked my smell.

You stay away from Tanya!

Yes, it's a regular festival of fights.

As Calvin and Dwayne put their own Twist on a hanukkah classic.