Entourage

Good morning, Mr. Murphy. This is Amy Miller's office.

I have Charlie Williams on the line.

- Can you please hold for Amy? - Sure, what's up, Charlie?

- Yo, E, what's up? - What, are you working out?

No, man, no, no, no. Just was up all night.

Didn't get no sleep. A little nervous.

Nothing to be nervous about. Your script is great.

Charlie: Oh yeah.

Jesus, Charlie.

- Gentlemen. - Hey, Amy.

Hey, Amy. What's up?

I loved your script is what's up.

- Are you serious? - That's phenomenal.

Cool. When do we shoot?

Okay, slow down. We need to cast the other roles first.

- All right, we can do that. - You got anybody in mind?

I do for the owner of the surf shop.

And, Eric, I hope you don't mind that I already spoke with him about it.

- Who? - Seth Green.

- Seth Green? - Shit, I love Seth Green.

Great, we have an overall with him,

so we just think it would be a perfect fit.

- He could be. What you think, E? - Uh-huh.

Eric, he said you guys were really good friends

and that you should just call him to lock it down.

Yeah, E, I think you should do that.

You should definitely lock it down.

Lock it down.

Fuck Seth Green.

I still got a piece of his friend's tooth lodged in my knuckles.

Seth Green is a punk.

Yeah, a punk that Charlie and the studio want to do the show with.

So I got to be professional and put the shit aside.

Hear hear, no more wasting energy on gripes and grudges.

- How you feeling? - Rejuvenated.

Did you sleep on that Tempur-Pedic pillow I put on your bed?

I sure did, Johnny. Thank you.

Oh, they dropped off your sides this morning.

Thank you, Turtle.

So E's got to kiss Seth Green's ass

and we don't get to take down the douche director.

Sorry to ruin the dream, Drama.

- I don't believe it. - What's wrong?

He give away more of your lines?

No, he just cut out most of them.

Cocksucking Nazi bastard.

Jesus Christ! Is it too much to ask

for a goddamn egg in the house?

- What's your problem? - What's your problem?

Be more immature.

If a man can't have breakfast cooked for him,

is it too much to expect a trip to the store so he can cook it for himself?

Mom cooks us breakfast every morning. You're always at work.

Let me get this straight.

All women defend each other blindly?

- Daddy! - There he is.

Finally a man who can understand me.

Hey, Jonah, you hungry?

Mm-hmm.

Ah, how about...

some eggs?

Yes, please.

You want to tell me what's really bothering you?

You would not understand.

You are a delightful, unspoiled little girl.

I'm 15 and obviously more adult than you.

So what's your problem?

Okay, little Miss Adult.

My problem is that I can't run my business the way I want to.

Not with that woman as my partner.

Your mother controls me at home, she controls me at work.

Where can a man be a man?

A man can be a man

when he stops whining and asks for things nicely.

- I asked her. - You asked her or you told her?

You need to convince a woman.

Listen, Andrew Klein is a good agent with good clients.

Barbara shouldn't need convincing.

So explain that to her. Nicely.

Really? You think that'll work?

You pretended you were nice and you got Mom.

Oh, is that what she told you? Huh?

Mom said she fixed you.

Ha, ha, ha, little man. Girls have cooties.

Nuh-uh. Mia doesn't have cooties. I like her.

No, she has cooties. She has cooties. Come here.

Oh oh, it's him. It's him.

Hello?

Hello, is Seth in?

- Who's calling - It's Eric Murphy.

Oh, is your pussy wet, Eric Murphy?

Come on, Seth.

Tell me, Eric Murphy, do you have a wet pussy?

Well?

No, Seth, I don't have a wet pussy.

My God.

Well, that's too bad, because

who's gonna want to fuck your dry pussy?

That's hysterical, Seth. You want to talk about this pilot or not?

I do, E, because I really like it, man.

But I got to ask, do you really feel like we can work together

after everything that we've been through?

Yeah, I can put personal shit aside for business. Can you?

I don't know. I don't know. I'd really feel more comfortable

if we could just meet face to face and discuss it.

I'm up in Big Bear.

How about 1:00 P.M. Village Pizza on Larchmont?

I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it, Seth.

You should make it there if you want me to do your pilot, E.

Later, E!

That sounded like it went well.

He wants me to drive into the city and meet him today.

- That's okay. Go. - You sure?

Yeah, I can handle Herr Director.

There he is.

Should I gun it and run him over?

Or should we take the slow

and painful approach and piss in his OJ?

It's cool, guys. I got this.

Yo, E, why don't you go get us a TV show

just in case I don't have a career as a silent film star?

All right, I'll talk to you guys later.

Call me if you need reinforcements.

I can be down there in two and a half hours.

- Thanks, Drama. - Morning, Vincent.

- What a wonderful day. - Not really.

No?

I'm sorry to hear that. Can I help you?

- I'd like to talk to you. - Of course.

What's troubling you?

Well, I'm not exactly happy

with the way things are starting off.

Ah, don't you think it's just the insecurities of an artist?

I have those days myself.

No, I'm speaking more to the fact that you gave away

all my lines and let me believe that they'd been stolen.

Not exactly a good first day.

I think it was a good day.

It was an excellent day except for the little misunderstanding.

Is that why you took all my lines away today?

Vincent, I don't understand

why everything has to be so personal.

- Really, you don't? - No.

The captain is the leader

and I needed those lines for the leader.

Well, you should have just told me.

Yes, I know I should have told you. I'm sorry, I forgot.

Are we okay? Good?

Well, what about today's lines?

Well, they're gone but your character is in.

Verner, without that big monologue from yesterday

my character has no redemption.

And without the lines from this morning's scene

he's got no point of view either.

I love your passion. I can see that you care.

You're an inspiration.

That's great, but I'd like to do the scene

as it was originally intended, as it's supposed to be.

Actors and their words.

I understand. You'll have your words.

You'll do the scene as written?

Yes, I'll do it as written so we have that.

Then we do it the other way so we have that too.

Okay?

Any word from the Wicked Witch of the East Wing?

Shh! She's in your office.

She came over to thank you personally for your lovely flowers.

Good work, Lloyd.

- And Andrew Klein called twice. - What did he want?

He wants to know if you know any good moving companies.

Good morning, Barbara.

Thank you for the flowers, Ari.

Was that your idea or Lloyd's?

My partner has been named the 33rd most powerful woman in Hollywood

and you think I wouldn't care enough to send flowers?

- I'm hurt. - Just checking.

What time is the luncheon, by the way? I'd love to show up.

No men allowed.

So it's more of a rugmuncheon than a luncheon?

Okay, this has been a nice morning so far,

but I'm gonna leave before it takes a bad turn.

It's not gonna take a bad turn, Babs.

I just want to apologize for putting you on the spot last night.

I don't get put on the spot, but apology accepted.

That's very kind of you. Would you please,

as a favor to me, consider meeting Andrew and giving him a chance?

- Please. - Please?

Yes, sincerely, Barbara. Please.

Okay, I'll meet the schnook.

With an open mind, please.

Yes, with an open mind.

But I'm not making any promises.

Okay, your consideration is all I can ask for.

Have a good day, Ari.

You too. And congrats again, Babs.

You nasty twat.

"I can't make any promises."

"I can't make any..." Lloyd!

Call Andrew. Tell him to clear his schedule.

We got a meeting with Barbara. We have three hours