That '70s Show

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Eric, it is time.

Why don't you do it?

It's your house.

Your house.

Listen to them up there.

The party has reached critical mass.

In 10 minutes, there will be no more beer opportunities.

If my dad catches me copping beers, he'll kill me.

I'm willing to take that risk.

Don't worry about it.

Just remain calm,

keep moving...

And above all,

don't get sucked into my dad's hair.

What's wrong with your dad's hair?

Just don't look at it.

And, Eric...

Cold.

Definitely cold.

[Captain and tenille's love will keep us together]

Oh! Oh! Watch it, Eric. Hot pizza rolls.

Coming through. Hot. Hot.

Kitty, where are you?

Ok. Take two. There's plenty. There's plenty coming.

Is everybody good?

I know. I know.

Vienna sausages are so versatile.

Hi there, Eric. Ha ha ha ha ha!

Eric: Mr. Pinciottl.

So, Eric, how do you like Bob's new hair?

Isn't it groovy?

It's incredibly groovy, Mrs. Pinciottl.

Ah, yeah.

It was midge's idea.

It's a perm.

Eric.

Hi, dad.

What the hell happened to Bob's hair?

Beats me.

His head looks like a poodle's ass.

Boy, just when you think you've seen everything...

A poodle's ass walks into your party.

Eric, don't use the "ass" word.

You're still in high school.

Yes, sir.

Ok. Pigs in a blanket. Hot. Hot.

Kitty, is that your Toyota in the drive?

Red...

A Toyota?

Yeah, it's mine.

I'll tell ya, the last time

I was that close to a Japanese machine,

it was shooting at me.

Well, honey, it is the gas crisis. What can you do?

And you know, Bob,

those s.O.B.S at the dealership

offered me a lousy $400 trade-in on the vista cruiser.

Ah, what you gonna do?

It'll rust in the driveway before I trade lt in.

Honey, it is rusting in the driveway.

Hey, pop, I'll take the cruiser off your hands.

I don't care if it's a pump sucker.

What you got there, Eric?

Beer.

I found it just sitting...

You know...

Around.

Well, put 'em away, son.

Why, I intend to, sir.

Oh, honey, honey, on your way to the basement,

could you pop these in the fridge?

They're warm.

Ha ha ha ha!

Check that out.

I see that every day.

He's alive!

Good news.

My dad...

Is thinking of giving me...

The vista cruiser.

You're getting a car?

Ooh. Have I told you how

incredibly attractive you are, Eric?

No.

Michael: You told me he was cute.

No, I didn't.

I remember, 'cause you said

not to say anything in front of Eric.

Let's focus on what's important here, people.

Forman stole something.

To forman!

'All right!!

You know what's sad?

This is the proudest day of my life.

Hello, Wisconsin!

Wow, marcia. A football in the face.

That's gotta hurt.

Ouch! My nose!

That's gonna be huge in the morning.

Huger than my boobs?

Well, bigger than the left one.

Why are we watching this without the sound?

I am totally confused.

Here. Use the earphone.

So...

What's the deal with the vista cruiser?

The deal is, there is no deal yet.

Shh!

How are we gonna get to the concert?

Shh! Shut up.

What concert?

Uh...

Todd rundgren.

When?

This weekend.

Oh, who's going?

Uh...

Eric and Donna and me and Hyde

and the foreign kid, Fez.

Pretty much everybody.

And you.

Oh.

Good. Good. Good. Good.

Thank you for telling me, Michael!

Well, i'm getting a soda.

Yep. Me too.

Sit down.

You don't want me to go to the concert, is that it?

I didn't know if you liked music.

Michael!

I didn't invite you to the concert

because I know you really don't like my friends.

Did you tell them that?

No.

Michael, don't tell our private conversations

to other people, Michael.

We have to have our own private conversations.

Also, I didn't think you'd be interested in Todd rundgren.

I mean, like you said, he's no frampton.

I love Todd rundgren.

I have the 45 of hello, it's me.

Remember the night we listened to it?

We can have fun at the concert,

especially in the car on the way back.

Ok, you can go.

Only if you want me to.

Oh, I want you to.

Jackie...

I guess you're going to the concert with us.

Yeah!

Mm-hmm. I can't wait.

So, Michael,

you want to go back to my house

and listen to Todd rundgren records?

Yeah. Sure.

Ok. Bye.

You kids have fun! Bye!

Bye-bye now!

Oh, they're so darn cute.

The minute you turn your back,

they go at it like dogs.

Ooh, they're frisky.

You can't leave them alone.

No.

You know...

My sister thinks that we...

Shouldn't be left alone.

Us?

Yes.

We're alone now.

Well...

Yeah.

Eric...

Relax.

We've lived next door to each other forever.

You could have had me when I was 4.

Really?

And there I was all day long on the hippity-hop.

Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

Stupid!

Stupid.

Ever since yesterday,

I can't stop thinking about you.

I mean,

I've known you practically my whole life.

I want you.