Entourage

This place is beautiful, Vincent.

You have really outdone yourself.

Not bad for a kid from Queens, huh?

Not bad for a kid from anywhere. Who's gonna decorate?

I'm gonna do it. You know I got a great eye.

- Lots of reds. - Don't be an idiot, Drama.

You know, I almost went to Parsons, Shauna.

What you mean you almost went to Parsons? What does that mean?

Get out of here.

When are you gonna cut him off already, huh?

You know you're doing him a huge disservice.

Do you know that I carried my brother for 15 years?

And now he's living in a van outside of a Target.

- Really? - We don't talk about him.

How about your decorator? You know how much I love your place.

Carrie Carlson. She's the best in the biz.

I guarantee you she'll get you into Architectural Digest.

Well, hook it up. I'm gonna go christen the bathroom.

All right. Congratulations, sweetie.

And to think this all started from a Vicks commercial.

Amazing!

You guys are so fucked!

I bet you're gonna sink at least three mil into this place.

I guessed five.

- You must be freaking out, Eric. - Cool as a cucumber, Shauna.

- So not like you. - If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

There you go, E.

Finally turning into a human being I can hang out with.

See that? Things are finally starting to pan out for me.

I think Variety is gonna run the Aquaman announcement tomorrow.

- I'm hoping for the cover. - Oh, cool. Don't let them use

- that smiley face picture. - I love that picture.

Nah, Vince hates it. It drives him crazy.

Use the "What the fuck are you looking at?" shot.

Maybe we'll land him the next Scorsese movie.

- That'd be nice. - Nice.

I think we should turn the pool to face south.

Very feng shui.

Will you just let the professionals handle this stuff?

Shauna, obviously you never saw my condo.

No, but I'm picturing lots of leopard sheets and leather.

You know you should go easy on me, Shauna.

I'm going in for surgery.

Surgery? Are you okay?

It's elective. I'd rather not talk about it.

He's having his botched adult circumcision corrected.

Hey, Ronnie! Yo, that 70" beast is for my room.

Vince only wanted a 50".

I swear to God! Ask him.

- Hello. - Yo, Suit.

Billy, how are you?

I'm fucking amazing! Guess what?

- What, you finally showered? - Fuck you.

- We got into Sundance! - We got in!

- We got into Sundance! - We're in, motherfucker!

Gonna be the first back-to-back winner in the festival's history.

Vince, come here! Congratulations, Billy. You did a great job.

If you go out tonight, call me. We'll celebrate.

Absolutely.

- Queens Boulevard got into Sundance. - Wow. That's awesome.

We are having a fuckin' good month!

Good job, E.

This and Aquaman will get us the Variety cover for sure.

Sundance, baby.

Yeah. You did this.

- Hey, Lloyd. - Hi.

Is he decent?

Eric, I'll deny I said this, but no, he's not decent.

He's an awful human being.

You'll have to bring your own thermals.

But I'll get you on all the hot party lists.

Turtle did this. Not bad, right?

You know The Station Agent, Eric?

- Yeah. - Monster fuckin' hit at Sundance!

Did you see it? It's about the midget who lives by the train tracks.

The last time I saw him, he was in a FedEx commercial.

They were overnighting him to London.

His name is Peter Dinklage. He's doing a movie with Vin Diesel right now.

Really? Which one? Is it Twins Part Deux?

You'll never give me credit for anything, will you?

You got me. Are you kidding? Sundance is a great festival for little people.

You should kill over there. But for the rest of us normal folk,

it's just a chance to try to fuck a Mormon.

Pleasure as always, Ari.

- I'll see you on the slopes. - Eric.

- Yeah? - Sit down.

What's up?

It's about the Aquaman offer.

- What about it? - It's M.I.A.

- What do you mean? - I mean we don't have it yet.

What do you mean? We already had it.

We had it, but we haven't gotten it.

We're waiting on the paperwork, right?

Yeah, I've been waiting.

Okay, all right. I'm missing something here.

- They made us an offer and we accepted. - Yup.

And you said we were waiting on the paperwork. So what's goin' on?

- I don't know. - Well pick up the phone and find out!

You don't think that I've picked up the fucking phone?

- Well, pick it up again! - I told you guys not to sit on this!

You know how much time was wasted getting Drama on as his personal chef

and Turtle as his driver? I mean, come on.

Ari, you realize that Vince just bought a house for $5 million.

Was I the one that told you guys to do a 10-day escrow?

Ari, find out what the fuck is going on.

Call me. Please.

Thanks.

Dr. Green's office.

- Dr. Green? - Yeah.

- He's good. - The best.

Johnny Chase?

I'm just getting my girlfriend something.

- As a gift. - Oh, you have a girlfriend?

Yeah.

That's too bad.

So, tell me, Mr. Chase, why are you interested in calf augmentation?

Well, Doc, I've always felt top heavy.

Out of proportion.

You know, I work out every day and they just don't grow.

Well, we're all victims of our genetic heritage.

Yeah, well, I was a double victim.

We used to say about Pops, "No child support and no calves."

We can do it for you, Mr. Chase.

But it is something that you have to be very be sure of,

because this is major surgery.

Doc, I'm an actor by trade.

My legs are my livelihood.

You know, I've got great thighs,

very aesthetic knees.

And I feel pretty good about my ankles.

It's just my calves I can't live with.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure I want to do it.

Then I'll have Rita schedule you in.

Excellent.

Thank you, Doc.

Pleasure.

Oh, Mr. Chase, the cost of the operation will be $10,000.

Do you take SAG insurance?

This is Michael and Catherine's living room.

Oh, did they fight over that rug.

Catherine's got all the T-Mobile money coming in right now.

- Bet she won, huh? - Exactly.

Brad and Jen's master bath.

Heartbreaking, although I heard they might be getting back together.

Carrie, you have any pictures of Jen in the tub?

How 'bout I tell Brad Pitt that you said that, Turtle?

- He'll kick your fuckin' ass. - Please.

I don't think you get where we come from, okay, Shauna?

I will slap Brad Pitt in his face.

I don't know, Brad looked pretty ripped in Troy.

That's all CGI, Drama.

They're gonna make Vince look ripped up in Aquaman.

- Thanks, Turtle. - David Schwimmer's kitchen.

Notice the accents in the marble and the full line

- of Miele ovens and ranges. - Mieles are awesome, Vince.

They go from 0-400° in four seconds.

And they have a roast probe, which is nice to have.

How have we lived this long without a roast probe?

Look, Vince, the point with the house is that it's yours.

And I work 24 hours a day, seven days a week to make sure it feels that way.

- Sounds good. Let's do it. - All right.

- What do you charge? - It's a $150,000 retainer.

And then I get 10% of all purchases.

But I also get 20% off all purchases.

So really, you're coming out 10% ahead.

- That sounds fair. You take a check? - Of course.

Actually, we're a little low on cash flow right now.

- Maybe if there's... - We're waiting for money to come in.

Big money, Carrie. You're gonna be doing Aquaman's house.

Ooh, fancy.

We should get you guys an aquarium then. I know the best place.

It's fine. We can get started. I know you're good for the money.

Come on, Chris, I painted your house for you.

You stiffed me three grand.

I would have forgotten about it but I need the money right now.

You begged me to paint my house, Drama,

and you fucked it up so bad I had to pay somebody else to redo it,

and I still gave you $2,500 'cause I'm a generous guy!

Come on, Chris, we had a deal. Don't make me beg.

What do you need this money for? You in trouble?

No, no, it's nothing like that.

- It's elective surgery. - What are you getting your nose done?

No, implants.

- Calf implants. - You're sicker than I thought.

You gonna give me the money or not?

Yeah, I'll give you the money for a shrink.

You know what, fat boy? I'll tell you what.

How 'bout I come in there, I beat your ass

and then you give me the money.

You're looking slow in there, Chris.

You beat my ass I'll give you the money.

All right.

I gotta warn you, Chris, I'm in the best shape of my life right now.

You know every time we get in the ring together

you end up gettin' busted up.

Dana Gordon, you made Junior VP

and I gotta wait three days for a call back?

Sorry, Ari, we were moving offices. You know how it is.

Where's the Vinnie Chase offer?

- What are you... - Dana?