So Random!

Where is this guy?

I thought we were making a dance video.

No, we're here to make dance history.

My client has the looks of bieber, the moves of Timberlake.

And whatever it is that Gaga has,

He's ga-ga-got it.

There is he now.

Hit it, Angus.

Let's didgeridoo this!

Boomerang!

Oh angy, you drive me crazy!

Oh angy, you know you drive me crazy!

Boomerang!

Of "so random!"the cast

Check it out. Let us to a show open.

All on our own.

- We've got a great show. - Right.U tonight.

Shane Harper's performing, so stick around!

How did we do, Mr. Cooper?

- Yeah, how did we do? - Not bad, not bad.

Let's see what the judges have to say.

Yeah, let's see what the judges have to say.

Wait, we're being judged for this?

Yes.

Yes, because this is...

"random idol."

I just love you guys so much.

I mean, the way you opened those doors?

I think America will love you too.

You're all winners!

So cool. So cool.

And bridget, you were all "we've got a great show tonight,"

And it really should've been "we've got a great show tonight."

You see what I did there?

You gotta have, like, a move. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

You're right, z. You're right.

And Audrey, when you were hypin' Shane Harper?

Little pitchy, dawg.

- Uh, shayne. - I've got a good feeling about this one.

I thought your performance was absolutely.

Horrible.

Every single syllable that came forth from your mouth.

Made my ears bleed and...

Guys, I don't want to be the mean judge. I'm sorry.

You're all stars. You're all stars in my book.

Thanks, man.

So stick around, because this...

Is "so random!" c-d-c crest out.

Hey, kids,

Do you like robots that transform into machines?

Yeah!

And do you like shaking your hips

To the latest dance grooves?

Duh!

Well, then throw away those books

Because you'll love the hottest new toy!

Yay, toys! Boo, books!

Danceformers!

- Cool! - Wait.

Did you just say danceformers?

That's right! Danceformers!

They're robots that turn into dancers!

Really?

Get your favorite danceformer action figures!

There's legatron...

Hiphoptimus prime...

Rumbabee...

And tutu.

Wow.

No, not wow. Stop encouraging the announcer.

Which side are you? Twirlobots or pirouetticons?

I'm on the side of wanting to get my book back.

Who will win the alien robot war

Over rhythm and dance moves?

Who cares?

Buy your own danceformers today!

I don't know what's worse... the song or the toys.

The song.

More random fun is coming right up.

- Stick around! - Got any twos?

- You want my twos? - I want your twos.

You can't handle my twos!

Don't be so hard on yourselves. These changes are natural.

It's all just a part of growing up,

Like me and my big hands!

This spring, from the producers of Battleship

...Comes a movie that finally answers the question:

"when will they turn my favorite card game into a movie?"

Got any twos?

- You want my twos? - I want your twos.

You can't handle my twos!

Oh wait. You know what?

I don't have any twos. Go fish!

...Starring Tom cruise as the two of hearts...

All right, see... the things is...

Is, uh...

I don't even like fish.

...Vin diesel as the three of clubs.

Looks like we're gonna have to kick it into high gear.

Featuring all the high-octane action

You'd expect from a card game you've played since you were three.

- Got any sevens? - No, go fish.

Also starring princess catherine "kate" middleton, duchess of Cambridge,

As the seven of hearts.

And Jack black as the joker.

Blimey, why is six afraid of me?

Because seven "ate" ni-ine!

Ha ha ha! Whoo!

Ha ha! Wow!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the deck.

- Do you have any fives? - No.

- Stop eatin' all the pretzels. - Sorry.

Looks like we're gonna have to kick it into high gear.

What does that mean? What does that mean?

- So, Derek, cool dance, huh? - Yeah, I'm glad we came.

Hey dude, you want to clear your throat or something?

- It sounds like you're choking. - No no no.

My voice is changing.

Ahem.

My voice is changing.

Dude, that voice is embarrassing.

Well, not as embarrassing as the dirt on your lip.

Hey, man, don't make fun of my mustache, okay?

It just came in this morning.

I'll just go like this for the rest of the night.

Yeah, and I just won't talk.

- Yeah, I guess so. - Guys, guys, guys,

Don't be so hard on yourselves.

These changes are natural, all just a part of growin' up...

- Yeah. - ... Like me and my big hands.

What? You guys didn't think.

You were the only ones growing up, did ya?

That's not a part of growing up.

What? Yeah it is.

You guys remember what coach King said in health class?

Our bodies are gonna be changing.

In all kinds of ways,

Like you and your peach fuzz.

Or you and your cracky voice...

- Yeah. - ...Or me and my big hands.

I think...

I think I would've remembered that one.

Oh.