Entourage

Ashley: Hey, should I sleep over tonight?

- If you want to. - Well, do you want me to?

I want you to if you want to.

Wow, this looks amazing.

It's my specialty.

I only grill for very special people.

- I appreciate that. - (laughs)

You know, I don't think I'm gonna sleep over tonight.

- That's cool. - I mean I slept here every night this week.

Look, I totally understand.

And it doesn't sound like you want me to.

I want you to. I mean, if you want to.

But if you don't, that's totally cool.

I want to.

- Then I want you to. - Well, good.

- (phone ringing) - I'll get it.

- No, let's eat. I'll call back. - I got it.

It... it's Sloan.

- Huh? - Your caller I.D. Says it's Sloan.

Oh.

- I'm assuming there's only one Sloan. - Yeah.

- Should you answer it? - No.

- What, should I? - No.

So what do you think she wanted?

I have no idea.

Please get it.

- No. - Don't you want to know what she wants?

- I don't care what she wants. - What if something's wrong?

You should answer it. Please.

- Hello? - Hey, Eric, it's Sloan.

- Hey. - Is this a bad time?

- No. - Okay.

I just wanted to let you know

the golf charity thing you guys are playing in tomorrow,

- I'm co-chairing the event. - Oh.

- I didn't know if you knew that or not. - Uh, did not.

Well, I wanted you to so it's not awkward

- between us when we see each other. - That's cool.

So hopefully this awkwardness ended the awkwardness.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Good talk. - Okay.

- Bye. - Bye.

So what did she want?

I don't know.

- Why did you say that? - I don't know.

Should have just told her "I'm seeing my ex today, no big deal."

- Yeah. - You've been with this girl a month.

- She's already got you living in fear? - I don't know.

Poor E. You're such a mess.

- Speaking of messes. - Jesus.

- Vince: Yo, what up, Ari? - Hey. Hey, you good? Everyone good?

- Yeah, we're good. Are you good? - Yeah.

- You don't look good. - In fact, you look awful.

Yeah, I didn't get any sleep last night.

The wife made me sleep on the couch.

- First time in 15 years. - Why, what'd you do?

I suppose I lied to her.

Everybody seems to be doing that these days.

I just can't understand it.

Me and my girl, we always tell each other the truth

- and we have no problems. - Yeah, Turtle, you have no problems.

Sorry. So sorry I'm late. I could not find this place.

Hello, all. Sharp shirt, Johnny Drama.

- (all laughing) - I'll be hitting the pro shop.

What are you doing in civilian clothing anyway, Lloyd?

- I have him caddying today. - Very nice, Ari.

I'm building his self-esteem. Go stand in the corner.

Right there, chop chop.

Incoming, 3:00.

- Hey, guys. Hey. - Eric: Hey.

Listen, sorry if I was a little weird on the phone last night.

Oh, it's not a big deal.

I'm sorry for... everything.

- You guys, thank you so much for coming. - Of course.

I see you're enjoying the wonderful breakfast.

I have your pairings here.

I hope you're not bummed. This was difficult.

- I put Vince and Johnny together. - Why wouldn't you?

With Tom Brady and Mark Wahlberg.

Gee, who's the ugliest person in that foursome? Think fast.

Ari, Jeffrey Tambor called 10 times

to make sure I paired you with him and his sons.

He said he cleared it with you. You'd be thrilled.

Well, it's for charity. So I'll see you guys out there.

- Let's go shopping, Vince. - Let's do it.

- See you guys later. - Bye.

Grab Jeffrey and his kids' stuff pronto.

- Hey, Ari. - Hey, Jeff.

Ari, come on, you tell my boys how good my game has gotten.

Are you kidding me? His game is great.

That would be great.

- So what about me? Who am I with? - Who are we with?

Actually, somebody requested to play with you also.

Really? Is it Strahan or Gretzky? 'Cause I saw them walk by earlier.

It's not, Turtle. I'm sorry.

Murray Berenson.

Who the fuck is that?

This is a celebrity tournament and I don't get to play with a celebrity?

- What's up with that? - I wrote a $5,000 donation check, Turtle.

- You didn't, so stop complaining. - Still don't make me feel good

to know I'm playing with you and some other nobody.

Murray Berenson is far from a nobody.

He practically invented the management business.

Why do you think he wants to play with you?

- Good question. - I tried to get Berenson

to sign me like nine times in the '90s.

At least we know he has great taste.

- Yo, Gatsby and the funky bunch. - Eric: What's up, Mark?

- What's up, boys? You guys know Tom. - Hey, Tom, how are you?

- Hey, Vince, how are you? - Good. This is E.

- Nice to meet you. - My brother Johnny.

- Hey, Tom, how you doing? - Turtle.

- Turtle. - Hey.

All right.

Okay.

Shall we?

We shall. Later, B-squad.

- See you later. - I'm driving.

What was that?

What was what?

You were a little rude to Brady, no?

Unlike you guys, I don't sleep with the enemy.

- Notice the head covers? - What are you, five?

- I am what I am. - Is that Eric Murphy?

- Hey. - Murray Berenson.

Yeah, of course. How are you?

Just came from my cardiologist

and all four valves are working.

If he'd just marry my ex, or if anyone would,

I'd be utopic.

- Is that a word, utopic? - I don't know.

I'll check. If it's not, I'll trademark it.

- Cool. - So come ride with me, kid.

- Oh, I got my friend. - He'll follow. Come on.

Go, I'm good.

It's wonderful this tournament came when it did.

Oh, yeah? Why's that?

I just heard that you closed down your little shop.

- Yeah, I did. - And I wanted to talk to you

about coming to work at my big shop.

So, fellas, I'm thinking maybe we should make this a little interesting, huh?

- Really? At a charity event? - Look, if you boys aren't up for it...

No, we're up for it. But is this gonna be like the old days

where you try to pay me back in personal training sessions and shit?

I'm on a hit series now, Mark. Green money.

- Oooh. Vince? - Hey, I'm easy.

- Okay, what's your handicap? - I don't play golf much.

- What do you think it is, Johnny? - Plus 50 maybe.

- Is that good? - Tom: I'm a three.

I guess not.

So what are you playing to now, Marky?

I'm up there, but I'll play you at a five all day.

- Wow. - You?

- Call me a 15. - Oh, Drama, you sandbagging bitch.

I'm working all the time. I don't get out there much.

What, Mark and I are unemployed?

This guy's had 12 surgeries in six months.

He just got out of bed for the first time today.

What, you guys don't believe me?

No no no, Ripley. We believe you, okay?

- 15's not bad. - It's not good.

You want me to play to a 10, I'll play to a 10.

No, listen, if you're a 15, play to a 15.

Vince, we'll give you three strokes a hole. How's that sound?

- Okay. - All right, game on.

- $1,000 a hole. - Whoa! Okay.

- We got the tee box. - Take it.

- What did you say this guy does anyway? - I have no fucking idea.

I'm on a series, Tom. The same network as the Super Bowl.

You ever hear of TiVo? Game on.

No mercy, Vince.

- Motherfucker! God damn it! - (laughing)

- Hey, take a mulligan. - Really?

Drama, after that shot, take two.

What are you doing?

Who are you to judge me, agent scum?

This is for charity.

This is for my kids who I'm trying to impress.

- Is that okay with you? - Yeah, it's okay.

Oh, good.

Boy: Dad, can we get the fuck out of here already?

Yeah, Dad, it's so fucking hot.

- It's so fucking boring. - Hey hey hey!

This is a family day.

Now shut the fuck up and hit the ball.

I like the Tambor family.

- Shut the fuck up, Lloyd. - (phone ringing)

- Hey, honey. - Whose car is this in the driveway?

It's yours, baby. You like?

You're feeling really guilty, aren't you?

No, I'm really not. I just want you to know that I love you.

- You said you did nothing wrong. - And I maintain that position.

And yet you buy me a Maserati when you've been telling me over and over

- that we're trying to cut back? - We are cutting back, baby.

Your lease is up and I just want to see

how hot you're gonna look in that sexy beast.

Why don't you just say you're sorry?

Because another man's affair is not my business.

And it is not my business to tell you.

So I can't say I'm sorry.