Big Shots

Previously on "b shots"...

I kissed you.

It was a moment.

So it shouldn't be weird.

Oliver and I -- we're back together.

He left his wife.

You cannot go around punching people in the face,

especially people I'm about to marry.

Don't marry him,lizzy.

I got my job back.

How?

I have no idea.

He is my son.

I got a call from the lab this morning.

There's all these weird inconsistencies in his stories.

Zack: Cam,i need to talk to you.

Cam.

Open the door.

Cam,come on.Listen to me,all right?

I-I-I know you know about the dna test,

and it's -- it's cool,all right?

It's a relief,actually.

What makes a person falsify a dna test,

pretend to be somebody they're not?

Okay,look,I-I-I admit it,all right?

I-I lied about duncan being my father,and --

and I messed with the test,but...

but this is who I am,cam,all right?

You know,the -- the guy you've come to know and tolerate.

No offense,zack,

but I think your impressive run of trading on your charm has come to an end,

so I'd appreciate it if you'd back off.

Oh,cam,come on!

You're not actually scared of me,are you?

Look,I don't -- I don't think that thing's gonna start anyway.

Did you do something to my car?

You mean,what,with my extensive knowledge of auto mechanics?

Let me see your hands.

See?

Look -- no grease,no dirt,all right?

Cam,please.

I owe you an explanation,

and if there's any way we can do it not through glass,even better.

Come on.

10 minutes.

10 minutes.

Otherwise,you and i are going to christen my can of manhattan girl mace.

No,not tiger lilies.

I said calla lilies.

Duncan.

Bad time?

No,no.Just -- come in.

Uh,no,I'm here.

It's -- it's for my wedding.

No,I don't want tiger lilies.

I don't even like tiger lilies.

You know what?I'll call you back.

Lisbeth.

Lisbeth collinsworth.

Never did get around to changing your name,did you?

Never did.

So,I never got my invitation.

Must have got lost in the mail.

Actually,I never sent it.

I didn't think you'd want to come.

Come on.

Give up the opportunity for free booze and really profound self-pity?

It's me,lizzy.

You know,I really would love for you to be there.

I know we've had our ups and downs.

I preferred our ins and outs.

Look,whether I make it or not...

I'm really happy for you,lizzy.

And,um...

I wanted you to have this.

Early wedding present?

More like "I'll always love you,"even though you're marrying someone else,

but look what a good guy I am" gift.

It's beautiful.

Remember when we first got married,you were always trying to grow those...

calla lilies.

Yeah.

Thank you,duncan.

This is,um...

it's unexpected.

Well,I should...

probably go.

Congratulations,again.

So,who is your father,really?

No idea.

Currently,the only person I know for sure it's not is duncan,

and I didn't know that until I got the dna test back.

So,convincing duncan that you were his son...

was just a shortcut to the life you wanted?

"A shortcut"?No.

Look,it felt nice to have a dad,you know?

To -- to feel like I...

could belong to something I could be proud of,all right?

You,of all people,should understand that,cam.

Look...

do you mind letting me be the one to tell him?

When?

Tomorrow,first thing.

First thing.

Or I'll have to.

The return of the king!

Return of the king.

It's good to be the king.

First der of business -- conquer asia.

Tomorrow's your first day back at reveal.

Shouldn't you -- I don't know -- unpack first?

No time.Tomorrow,8:32 A.M.Riko mara,

natalie portman of the far east,arrives at jfk on a flight from tokyo.

If I can sign her as reveal's asian spokesmodel,

I'll have my foot in the door.

How did you get her on the plane?

You just found out you got your job back four hours ago.

She's not flying out here to meet you,is she?

Competition's flying her in.

I don't get it.How do you plan to get her --

this is me,karl.This is what I do.I'm a man of action.

I make things happen.

Well,even men of inaction sometimes catch a break.

Wendy is accompanying marla to her high-school reunion this week,

meaning,for seven glorious days,I have the house all to myself.

No well-meaning wife,no crazy former mistress.

Just me,a remote control,and every trans fat known to man.

We need to find a new club.

There he is -- the man of the hour.

Hear you got your job back.

News travels fast.

Oh,just finger on the pulse.That's all.

Yeah,I'm pleased for you.

Really?

Even after going through all that trouble to get me fired?

I got you fired?

From what I heard,you violated your morality clause.

Gentleman's name was,what,dontrelle?

Ethics lessons from a corporate raider.

How many people you put out of work today,terrence?

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Oh,that'll get your attention.

Yeah,yeah.

Janelle changed my voice-mail alert.

Trying to expose me to culture.

She getting you to jump through hoops for your anniversary?

Well,she just wants the kitchen remodel finished,

and if that doesn't get done,

I have sworn to her that I will impale the contractor's severed head on thepikes of our driveway gate.

All right,gentlemen,duty calls.

I'm gonna go make my wife happy.

Good luck with that,sisyphus.

No,I promise,I will call the contractor and find out,

to the centimeter,how far up his butt his head could possibly be.

I'll even bring my own tape measure.

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No,I'm coming into a tunnel.

I'm losing you.I'm losing you.

Tell me you're not a killer.

I've had a bad enough day already.

Come on.Killers don't drive expensive german cars.

Tell that to the nazis.

Um,hi.Looks like you got a flat.

You're good.

Maybe we should have it towed to the garage where you work.

Um,actually,I'm not a mechanic.

No!

No,I'm a crisis-management consultant.

That can't be a real job.

Proof.

This proves nothing,unless...

maybe my little brother really was an official bikini inspector.

Hold on.

I want them to find this in my possession

when a jogger stumbles over my dismembered parts.

There you are.

I'm so sorry,miss mara.

My assistant put down the wrong terminal on my itinerary.

If he has any honor,he's back at the office performing seppuku.

Here,let me help you with that.

Who are you?

I'm the man in charge of making sure

miss mara doesn't have an unhappy moment here in the greatest city on earth.

I'm with the company.

Semblance cosmetics?

Get in.

Can I tell you how beautiful you looked getting off the plane?

Okay.

Well,that's a temporary spare,

so you're gonna want to get to your garage as soon as you can

and have them change that out,heather.

We'll have to do this again sometim

well,all the other tires look good.

If I was you,I would just avoid potholes.

Yeah.

I-I meant without the car trouble.

Well,the thing is...

I'm kind of involved with somebody.

So am I.

No.