Teen Titans

The H.I.V.E. Academy for extraordinary young people

is proud to introduce...

...this year's top graduates.

Gizmo, the boy genius

whose intellect can conquer any problem

with an inventive solution.

Jinx, the enchanting sorceress

whose powerful hexes mean bad luck for her enemies.

And Mammoth, the genetically-enhanced giant

whose unstoppable strength speaks for itself.

Well-organized, highly-trained and combat-equipped

these new H.A.E.Y.P. agents are the perfect fighting force.

And for the right price...

...this ideal team can be yours.

Well, Mr. Slade?

Impressive. Truly.

However, robots and obstacle courses

only prove so much.

My plans demand operatives

who can function in the real world.

If your students are going to serve me

they'll have to pass one final exam.

Destroy the Teen Titans

and then we'll talk.

Aw, man, come on!

It's got to be around here some place.

Ugh! I don't believe this!

How could you lose the remote?

What makes you so sure I lost it?

Uh, 'cause you're you.

Hey, just because I lost that video game...

And the toothpaste and my football

and the waffle iron.

Things disappear!

How am I supposed to know where they go?

Well, how am I supposed to watch TV

without a remote?

Simple, you just get up and change the channel.

Don't even joke like that.

I wasn't joking.

Good, 'cause it wasn't funny!

Now, either help us look for the remote or go back to--

This is a pointless argument over a useless device.

You are wasting your energy and disrupting my concentration.

I'm telling you, I didn't lose it!

And that is the secret

to traveling faster than light.

So if you wanna blame someone, look--

Whoa! Take it easy, Titans!

Combat practice is this afternoon!

We must mend your dispute

by the sharing of unhealthy junk foods.

I shall fetch them.

I don't need food!

Hey, come on, settle down!

Maybe we should just go out for pizza.

- Black olives and mushrooms! - Onions.

- Pepperoni! - Anchovies.

Can we please just order something?

As long as it's vegetarian.

Come on, man, how can you deny me

the all-meat experience?

Dude, I've been

most of those animals.

I suggest a large pizza with pickles, bananas

and mint frosting.

Uh, Starfire, not everything on the menu

is a pizza topping.

Oh.

Double pepperoni!

I'm not eating meat!

There's no meat in pepperoni!

Gizmo to Jinx.

Begin phase one.

Titans, go!

Um, don't buses normally have drivers?

And don't baby carriages normally have babies?

Are you pit-sniffers normally this stupid?

That was too easy.

What a bunch of kludge heads.

- You guys want to get pizza? - This isn't over!

We're just getting started!

Who are these guys?

And what's a kludge head?

We are the H.I.V.E.

Your worst nightmare.

And this is Attack Pattern Alpha.

What do you call an idiot

with a rocket on his back?

- Huh? - Duped.

Cyborg!

You fight like a boy.

And you're gonna croak like a frog.

Ha!

Mammoth's gonna make you extinct.

Beast Boy, hang on!

Is it me or are we getting our butts kicked?

- It's just you. - It's just you.

Listen up, team. I have a plan.

Gee, scrum buffer, sure hope your fancy plan includes

getting fried.

You'll just have to find out the hard way.

Robin!

That didn't just happen.

Tell me that didn't just happen.

It did happen.

We cannot change the truth

no matter how much we dislike it.

Who knew we had a doctor in the house?

Thanks.

No problem.

Maybe y'all should call me Flyborg.

I was halfway to Gotham City

before Star zapped that thing off my back.

So what'd I miss?

Tell me how we kicked their butts!

Come on, I gotta have the play-by-play.

Where is Robin?

Um, Star... we're not sure.

Not sure? Why are you not--

We searched everywhere

and all we found was this.

Ugh! I should have been there!

I let that kid sneak up on me and...

What was I... It was a trap and I...

I should have known.

I do not understand.

How could you not find him?

People do not just vanish!

He has to be some place, so go there and look!

Easy, Star. Come on.

This is Robin we're talking about.

I'm sure he's fine.