The Bye Bye Man

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO)

Jane!

Jane!

Jane, it's me! Open up.

Did you tell anyone?

Did I...

About the name. The name?

Yeah, I told Rick. He thought it was funny. (CHUCKLES)

Just Rick and nobody else?

No.

Why, what's the matter?

Larry, what's wrong?

I'm sorry.

You have no idea how sorry I am.

Larry, you're scaring me.

What are you doing?

Rick!

Ricky!

Rick, the name!

(SOBBING) Janey!

Did you tell anyone? Anyone!

Larry, please, please! I...

Rick, he's coming!

The name!

Giselle. I told Giselle!

I'm going to stop you!

Giselle!

Larry... Mom!

Who did you tell?

He killed them!

Don't think it.

Mom, come on! Don't say it.

Don't think it. Don't say it.

Don't think it. Don't say it.

Don't think it. Don't say it.

Giselle! Did you say the name?

Don't think it. Don't say it.

Don't say it.

Don't say it.

Who did you say the name to, Giselle?

(SCREAMS) What the hell are you...

Larry!

What's up, playboy?

How's it going? Good.

Today is a good day.

You got the key? No, it's under the mat.

Oh! Come on.

It's only 20 minutes.

This is the first time he's rented the place. The guy says it's fantastic.

What else would he say, "It's a dog house"?

No, I'm trying to convince her, let's go. Come on, man, work with me.

Sash? Yeah. I'm up for it.

It's a little creepy. Right?

Nah, it's just cold.

Heat's off.

I've got to piss like a race horse.

Cute.

Dude, this place is sweet, bro.

Hey.

Right?

We could put the desk over there.

We could put the bed here.

Well, maybe if there was a bed.

I know, the landlord said it was fully furnished.

Yo, El, come and check this out, man. This is crazy.

Come on down.

Yo, El, come in here, man.

See, you can't get this in the dorms, right?

Now, that's classic.

John, you really think Sasha wants to see that, or that?

You got the whole upstairs to make girly, okay?

I've definitely seen bigger. See? You're awesome.

Bro, she's awesome, man.

Oh, yeah, you guys must've been hilarious when you were young.

"Must've been"? Are.

Tier 1.

Hey, he made me look smart, and I made him look ugly.

But after the crash, he took care of me.

Talk shit about my boy's folks, you're done.

Okay, when the Tier 1 s are both ready

to cook and clean and help me do this place up right.

'Cause I'm not going to be your guys' maid.

Of course not. I told him. Right?

Well, I never cooked you my butter pasta-nette.

That is not a thing.

That's 'cause I invented it. Okay.

And I clean, too.

I promise.

Yo, what does this do?

Yeah, you cook.

Yes, I cook, okay? I don't bake.

Found the furniture.

I've heard about you and all the girls.

And that's exactly why we need to get out of the dorms.

This is perfect.

Whoa. Easy.

You all right?

Yeah, thanks.

So, it looks like the landlord wasn't lying.

Wow.

Damn, son.

Hey, I like this.

Ow. Fuck.

So?

Don't you want to?

Well, yeah, yeah. I do. Now I know you...

Yo, all the dishes in here, they're white.

Just saying.

He touches everything.

It's up to you, Bear.

I can't afford it without him. I know you can, but I don't...

Elliot. Elliot.

Yeah? We're doing it. Obviously.

Yeah? Yeah.

I see she approves, huh?

Hey, you need a hand? No, I got this.

Okay, don't break yourself. Better than going to the gym, right?

Hey, Elliot? Yeah?

Hey, did you hear that banging? Yeah.

The radiators sound worse.

Okay, Bear, here it is.

Rilke says, "Coins symbolize the wonder and terror of fortune.

"Do you land face up or face down in the dirt?

"What home will you be born into?

"With whom will you fall in love?

"Fortune is truly like a coin tossed by the hand of God."

I'm wiped.

Hmm.

Thanks for finding me that quote.

You wanna watch something stupid?

Mmm-hmm.

Just us, yeah.

I'm gonna brush my teeth.

Hey, what's on the bed?

"You look like a model from the '70s.

"The personal pilot of a James Bond villain.

"A 19-year-old koala bear person." (CHUCKLES)

"If any of them were true, I wouldn't have you.

"But they're not, and I do.

"Amazingly.

"Bullshit aside, I never thought I would meet,

"let alone be with, anyone like you.

"With so much love,

"Your Knight, Beau, Casanova and new roommate, Elliot.

"No animals were harmed in the making of this card!"

Hey, Elliot, that's not funny!

Elliot?

Hey.

What's wrong?

Hey!

What's up, man?

Oh, Little brother! How's it going?

Look at this place. Fantastic.

Hi, darling. Hey.

Hi, Uncle Elliot!

Hey, Niece Alice! Hey, hey.

Hey, there. Hey.

Sorry we're so early, your brother's pathological.

It's called being prompt and professional.

Virgil's awesome. Thank you.

Oh, hey, I almost forgot.

Here's your housewarming present.

You going to help me drink it?

No!

Look at this.

So, a house off-campus with John Henry and a live-in girlfriend.

You ready for this?

She's the one, Virgil.

She did all this herself.

That's great, it's just, you know... Be smart.

Be a student, man.

It's the last time to have no responsibilities. Enjoy it.

I don't want that. I want what you have.

An amazing wife, an amazing daughter.

Well, just don't rush it.

That's all out there waiting for you.

Believe me, what I have is great. It is.

But I missed out on all this.

I mean, what a college edu-ma-cation could have done for me.

You have a scholarship, man.

You should be upstairs studying right now.

Jesus. It's a good thing you're not jealous.

It is good.

Come on, man, you got this. You got this!