Sweet November

That was good.

Top dog, big dog, bad dog.

Who's the best dog?

That's my dog.

Who's the best dog?

That's my dog.

It's a big, bad dog.

Number one dog. Dog at the top.

Slow down, Fido. We need to talk.

-Yeah? -Vince.

You see the Vitagirl numbers? You hit that demographic dead on.

Yeah, looking good.

-Talk about what? -Us.

We're 24 hours away from fast-food fame...

...or oblivion. Will you sign off on that copy?

No.

No? What do you mean, no?

Nelson, we've been killing ourselves with this--

-What? -Meet you in 20.

Nelson!

I remember growing up.

-Summertime... -I'm starving!

-...baseball. .. -Ready for the game?

-You bet. -Go get 'em!

...and Dr. Diggity Dogs.

Us. Isn't there some kind of limit on the "us" talks?

One, okay. Two, if necessary.

Three, cruel and unusual.

Great dog, big dog.

Forgot about my parents, didn't you?

I can't make it. I'm sorry.

Nelson, this is their third trip to the city.

You could make an effort.

This is important to me.

This account is very important to me.

It's Dr. Diggity, practically an American institution.

American institution.

Dr. Diggity. Amer--

No.

You know, there are people who don't work 24 hours a day.

They stop, relax...

...have lives.

I have a life, Angelica. And I'm late for it.

I'm not sure I like the tag line.

It needs to be deadpan.

-I want to play with it. -If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

That rule applies to mediocrity.

-We want perfection. -We want a check.

You worry too much.

Worrying about losing keeps you winning.

Congrats.

Nelson, you got the Ad Age for the Pelican spot.

Give that to me.

Look, it says "team." I'm "team."

God!

-Morning, Mr. Moss. -Thanks.

-Vince. -Beatrice, I'll have the--

Edgar Price is coming out of retirement.

Says he's tired of being ripped off, might as well rip himself off.

Edgar Price, huh?

Was the best.

Remember that Mercedes ad?

The car, floating in outer space, comes right at you.

Genius.

Check this out.

What?

Balance.

How's my dream team? Got it locked up?

Sure, chief. Just finessing--

No, no, it's all locked up.

-It's minor details. -Minor.

See that?

Make it happen.

Red! Blood red!

I can't read this. Is English her second language?

You'll love these frames. I ran with your idea.

It's still your idea, just better. Client will love it.

Ethnic.

Give me a bonfire, three-quarter.

-More cleavage, more dogs. -There's three girls.

-Let's make this night. -Night?

What's this, porno?

You said you wanted edge.

-I don't feel it. -There you are.

-Blood red. -Forget your 1 :00 at the DMV?

Reschedule.

I don't have time.

Wait till the presentation's over.

If you don't renew today, they'll suspend your license.

You get pulled over, they can throw you in jail.

Bet you don't have time for that either.

Nobody beats the DMV. Not even you.

Bye-bye.

I got it.

-I don't feel it. -Not feeling it. Blood red.

Blood red! Let's go, let's bleed!

Thanks.

All right, there will be no talking, eating or drinking...

...during the test.

If your personal hygiene becomes a distraction...

...you'll be asked to leave.

Sorry.

If you need to use the bathroom, raise your hand.

Would you pass me the Colombo, please?

Yeah, the salami.

Thanks.

You cannot take the test with you to the bathroom.

If you do not come back from the bathroom...

...you cannot pass the test.

You may begin.

Falling rocks?

Oh, Christ!

Hey.

Number nine...

...true or false?

Oh.

I'm not there yet.

Sorry.

-But when I do mine-- -Excuse me.

Bring your test papers forward, please.

Me?

You.

With the scarf, yes.

I wasn't cheating.

Why would I cheat on a DMV test?

You may retake the test in 30 days.

That's a joke, right?

Thirty days?

That's a whole month.

Great.

Fine.

Guess I'm going.

Walking.

Hey...

...good luck.

Shane and Dunne.

-Nelson Moss for Vince. -One moment.

-Did Ruben tweak the music? -No, he said it's fine.

Shit.

Cut him.

Get Johnson McDonald. Give him the sample. Tell him--

-You've lost your mind. -No, beg him for 10 tomorrow.

-That's crazy! -How did it go?

Did you get your license?

-Vince. -What?

What do you think about this? "Barking mad for Dr. Diggity."

-That sucks. -Congratulations.

You can read.

-Call you back. -No, no--

Can I help you?

Can you help me?

Yeah.

That's your van, isn't it?

Is this your car?

Wow.

-Nice. -You can't drive, right.

No.

This is the way that you....

Right.

Shit.

How much do you make a month?

Doesn't look like much.

I'll cover your expenses.

Here, call my secretary.

We'll work it out.

Is this quest for redemption from remorse?

Or are you scared my sitting on your car will cause a dent?

The dent.

That's what I thought.

What are you doing?

Buying redemption.

Redemption's not for sale today.

Sorry.

Okay.

Guess I'm going to hell.

Get off the car.

Okay.

Bye.

Yeah, here we go.

I'm gonna get it.

Get it.

Okay.

What is it?

It's a hot dog.

It's a hot dog.

It's a hot hot dog.

It's a hot dog.

It's a hot dog.

Yeah?

Mr. Moss, it's Manny from downstairs.

We have a bit of a situation. There's a lady here...

... who's saying strange, personal things about you.

You can't talk to him!

-Move over. -You can't talk to him.

I can talk to him. Look, I'm going to.

How are you, big spender?

Remember me? I'm downstairs. You want to come down here?

I can't stop thinking about you.

-Did he hear me? -Yeah.

-You sure? -I think he hear you.