Unleashed (Danny the Dog) (Unleashed)

Get them.

Danny!

Attaboy!

You borrow money from me, you're expected to pay it back.

When you pay it back, the collar stays on.

You don't pay it back, the collar comes off.

It's a simple set of rules.

Give us your arm. Hold still.

Behave.

It's nice. We'll be back. Come on, Danny boy.

Well, I had a dream last night.

I was sitting under those umbrellas that they make out of palm leaves, you know?

And these beautiful golden-skinned girls

dressed in just, like, little grass skirts

and the skin that they was born in.

Yeah. And they came over, one after the other.

And they brought me a drink in a coconut.

And as they served me the drink, they brushed their tits across my face.

Cor! Bloody hell!

Hey, boss, I think Georgie's getting a chubby.

You shut up, Lefty. You're the one getting a fucking hard-on, not me.

Ah, well, that was the end of the best bits.

After the girls, the whole thing turned to shit.

This giant mumpet turned up with a machine gun.

Started blasting away until there was

nothing but blood and guts and bits of body everywhere.

Nice One.

It was a real nightmare.

I bet you've never had a dream in your life, have you?

Yeah, must be peaceful.

Here.

Have a bit of that.

That's it. That's it.

I hate dreams.

Georgie boy. Hey.

Yo, Righty, you mad bastard.

Righty, how did you get on? Hello, guv'nor.

All my people paid to the penny. 2700.

Perfect. Give the lads a drink. Cheers, guv'nor.

Yeah? What do you want done with Danny?

Well, sort him out. His face is bleeding, look. Sort him out.

Anybody have any trouble?

Put it on there.

Oh, nice.

Come on, Danny, you heard the guv'nor.

Here's a bonus, all right?

Sort yourself out, okay?

Come on, Danny.

Danny, come on.

Danny, come on!

Here, come on, love. Give us a pose.

That's it, that's it. Hold it.

Yeah. It's beautiful.

Beautiful. Oi. Oi. Get back in the car.

Fucking beast.

Fucking wanker.

I wanna get a close-up, that's it. Right, that's it.

Let's have a look. Don't put your hands on it, you'll mark it.

Oh, hello.

Look at him.

No, not here. Oh, yes.

Yes, you're right. Let's go somewhere more comfortable.

Oh, you're so rough.

Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!

No, turn the light on. No light.

Turn on the lights.

I like to see who I'm making love to. I don't.

What the fuck?

Shit! Fuck!

Jesus! You sick bastard! Hey!

Where you going? Fuck you.

Much obliged!

Fucking asshole!

Attaboy!

No way, boss.

Hey, hey, hey, Nigel!

Okay, Bart, all right, you want this? Yeah.

Fuck!

Turn it round, keep it running and keep your eye out for the old bill.

Good luck, son. Luck? He don't need it, bro.

You know what I've always found fascinating

about this whole situation of yours, Bart, buddy?

How you basically turned a man

into a dog.

Well, it's like my sainted mum used to say,

"Get them young enough and the possibilities are endless."

Unlike yours at the moment.

So, um...

So let me work this through one more time.

I don't pay you, you take his collar off. Correctimundo.

You take his collar off, he beats us all to death.

Now, who's the bright penny, hmm?

So it's in my best interest to keep that collar on.

Danny! Kill him!

Danny! Kill him!

Kill him!

Danny!

Danny!

Kill him!

Do something!

When you've finished with the master, kill the dog.

Danny! Kill him! Kill him!

Good to see you, Mr. Yussef.

Fucked

Get them.

Find anything you like yet?

Not yet.

Stop him!

Nice puppy.

Good boy!

I don't know what it is with people.

Maybe I've got a speech deficiency.

Take what you want. Oh, no.

My mum didn't bring me up to be a pig.

Not like some people I know.

I only take what I'm owed.

But this time...

Yeah.

With a little interest.

Because you are such a fucking asshole.

Come on.

What are you looking at?

Just enjoying the show.

Good.

Don't you ever leave my side again.

You said, "Stay in the car."

Shut the fuck up.

Get in, bitch.

I don't believe it.

He just stood there and watched them beat the crap out of me.

Even a dog has got the brains to come to his master's defense.

Bites them! Claw them! Piss on them! Anything, for fuck's sake.

Jesus.

Jesus,boss, you don't look too good.

Another original thinker.

Oh, no. I just meant that maybe you might wanna go home.

What's next? Just the antiques place.

No, let's do it. Are you sure you're up to this?

No, no. You let one of them payments slide and they'll all turn into original thinkers.

Find a decent pub first, though. I want a pint.

And you, you useless piece of shit.

There.

Right. Now, here's the plan.

I'm gonna try and settle this in a peaceful and professional manner.

But if that doesn't work, I'm gonna press this...

Hey! Oi! Oi! You pay attention.

Now, when I press this button, this red light is gonna start blinking. Right?

The red light blinks,

you go through that door quicker than a mouse chasing a bit of...

Keep your hands off him, will you?

And stop fucking smirking!

The red light blinks... Look at me, concentrate.

The red light blinks, you go through the door.

That's all you've gotta remember. Right?

Light. Door.

Light. Door.

Light. Door. Oi!

Right. And don't take your eyes off the light

and don't let me down.

Georgie? Yes, Bart.

Hang that up there. What, up there?

Come here.

Au right.

The light, Danny. The light.

Red means go. Right?

Sounds like someone in here could use my help.

Hi. How you doing?

I'm just gonna tune these pianos. Probably be a couple of hours.

If you don't mind.

You like pianos?

Yeah, me, too. Of course, you know, this whole place is like a...

It's like a big treasure chest.

Probably gonna be a whole month getting all these ladies back into health.

You know, tuning pianos is really hard work,

and my back isn't what it used to be.

Are you doing anything important right now?

'Cause I could really use a hand here. How about it?

Please.

Are you still there?

You are, aren't you?

Yes..