Friend Zone (Pagafantas)

Cobra, with its intimidating appearance and deadly sting,

known for its defensive reaction in a collision with danger.

Being attacked,

It takes a vertical position, leaning away from the aggressor.

But such a reaction is not limited to this reptile.

It is used among people

as a means of protection against attack.

That is why this motion has been called

"Make a cobra."

The calculations of experts on the subject

show that every 2 minutes someone somewhere "does cobra.

This means that the here and now

Some people do cobra, after 1 min. 56 sec.

Objectified badstee1

I know who she is.

It does not matter.

- She met with her brother Peryanesa. - Pete?

But we're just talking with her.

They have been together for several years. Let's go home.

No, wait.

- This is a rum and cola? - Yes.

What are you doing?

Get out.

Hey, dude!

Hello

You're not going away?

- I'm still here. - And then I thought ...

You are waiting for someone ...?

No, no, do not worry.

That she left you or you see her?

We met within 5 years, and now I need a little ...

But I am not against a serious relationship.

I, too, for all eternity met a few people. Pete, maybe you know him.

Pete?

No, I do not know.

We parted company last month.

Really?

I'm sorry. How do you cope?

- Great. - Yes?

I needed to unwind, that went with friends to a party,

to be with someone with whom I want, without any complications.

So do I.

I do not like complexity. I am very simple person.

One of my best features - I never complicate the lives of others.

Your cocktail.

Thank you.

Did not you drink?

No, we nesovmetimy alcohol.

There are several types of "Cobra"

Some of them are more aggressive.

Goof

- This eatery should work. - I think I should go home.

I'm glad that the previous pub closed down.

They're always cut in''Heroes Silencio.''And I hate Enrique Bunburi.

You know, Ruben. "Yes, yes.

We can not be called Enrique and have a name Bunburi.

Or, Enrique, or Bunburi, but not all together.

Some moron from Saragossa!

Girls from him crazy.

What girl? "You see these?

He - complete lack of talent, uncouth idiot.

Peasant 40 years, and he behaves like a devil who,

and walks with these stupid long hair covering the face.

- Closed ... - He shithead!

Imagines himself as a new Bob Dylan.

No, it should be open. There in the light.

This machine with cigarettes.

- I mean the red light. - It is for Lucky Strike.

Maybe knock.

Knock,''in''Titos? Why? CLOSED same.

It seems closed, because of the fines, but inside there, perhaps lit.

Normal people do not light the middle of the week.

No matter how noisy, they do not hear us.

I am going home. I'm at tomorrow's lecture.

What do you mean home?

Let's drink to the last, another twelve no.

So far we can go on Wednesday?

Drop it, Wednesday - the second Friday.

And I thought the second Friday is Thursday.

No, you're wrong, dude.

All walk on Thursdays.

In fact, Thursday - the second Saturday.

And what then Saturday?

If your environment - the second Friday, then Thursday - the second Saturday,

And what then Saturday?

No more silly excuses. Want to go home, ahead.

No, wait ...

You're talking with Anna?

She called me.

Thus, we do not ...

Let's not get drunk during the week, so what?

Well,''and that''?

You left her forever, but now that you say?

No, you knocked me to leave Anna. I was happy with it.

You'll never be happy with Anna.

Since then, as we cast girls for 2 months never no one perepihnulis.

And those German women, tourists?

They were both under 50.

Yes, but ...

They even protect themselves normally do not know how, you know it.

Maybe we waste parted with Anna and Eliza.

What? No, not that, Ruben.

If you want to go back, great.

Do what you want, but I did not get involved.

I'm without you now cleared.

Right now I go and get drunk before the pig squeal, whatever you say.

- Where will you go? - In the old bar, where we had walked.

There are Fruttero.

Ana said, Eliza wanted to talk to you.

Yeah? Then let her give that to me and so well.

Most guys dream to be in my place, so I fucking feel.

Jose Mari, again you overslept.

Do not go ...

- Simply push the foot. - Does not help.

There. Come on.

- Where's my red sweatshirt? - In your ... In the room the lady Begoña.

You removed my things?

The living room was full of your junk.

This is temporary.

You meant a flannel shirt?

Red, which I always wear.

Flannel. She was too shabby.

- You threw away? - Must be my uncle Jaime releases.

And what he did here? He did not even uncle.

He found you a job.

And you did not ask if I want it.

You should get a job.

I do not know anything about photography.

But are you happy?

Happiness - the most important thing in life.

Coming!

Good morning, Jaime.

- Have you had breakfast? - Yes.

Well, I'm ready.

Then eat them later. Croissants.

You see, Jose Mari, your favorite croissants.

I baked them myself.

No yeast, I used a bicarbonate, so that they are pompous, like an omelet.

Taste remains the same,

but they turn out the air ...

Try it.

No, it's time to go.

Oh yes, if late, the boss we dismiss.

Do not worry, silly, boss is me.

I'll call you later.

You look great today.

Thank you, Jaime.

Let's see how will be the first day. Put him behind the counter.

Do not behave like that. It is for you, you know.

He does this for you.

Do not be so stupid. And anyway, what have I?

All albums here.

Sorted by type of finish.

The album finished with leather or with a frame of methacrylate.

Frame cheaper.

All right. A memory card?

Customers about them must often ask, right?

Why do they need a memory card?

For digital cameras.

Check.

This is your mother.

Is it possible to capture a quality digital camera?

Your mother - beautiful, I say this with all respect,

but try to get a photo with a digital camera.

You will receive rubbish!

But people are buying digital cameras.

Browse and buy drugs, but I do not deal in heroin.

What I do not like to do is to give advice,

except that what I say.

Forget about digital cameras, they have no future.

All those megapixels and other trash.

Does anyone know in general what a megapixel? You know? No.

- Well, these are colored dots ... - out of your head. They do not need.

Those who buy digital cameras, will soon understand this,

and then they come back here. You'll see.

Take it is down to the dump "

Tomorrow.

Here diapers graces begonias, they will stink.

Run down in quick.

- Stop! - Damn!

Expelled the trash and dropped his keys here.

- A spare you not? - No, I have just arrived.

Do you have a flashlight?

Clean sweep was about to drive up. Maybe you better ...

Wait, here they are!

- Since you climbed up there ... - Can you help me out?

No, wait.

Tell me, please, that a red sweatshirt with a hood?

It's mine. I threw it by mistake.

Thank you.

Anything else I can send?

There is a box with the remnants of cookies.

I joking.

Disgusting!

- I, Claudia. - Chema.

I would kiss you, but I'm carrying.

Survive.

- Really? - Home keep up appearances.

Promise that you will not breathe.

God, how disgusting! You stink shit!