Eid In Laws

Who are you people?

What do you want from me?

Revenge.

But what have I done?

You have stolen our most precious thing.

Stolen?

What is wrong with you?

I never stole anything.

I am a harmless, innocent boy.

I too am innocent.

Me too.

And you are not innocent.

I was right.

Oh yes, son.

Fine, I am not innocent, but you people are.

Please let me go from here, my poor wife must be waiting for me at home, alone.

Look,

she starts crying if I get late,

and I cannot see her crying.

Same here. Ditto.

Huh?

But you will cry.

I will make you cry.

Look, don’t make me cry.

Buddy, I look really bad when I cry.

Yes, otherwise you are Tom Cruise, right?

You look bad.

Hey, what have I done, tell me this?

You are instigated my naïve daughter.

You?

I mean, sir, you?

You trapped innocent Mina with your pick and drop alibi that she picked us and dropped us.

Aunt Masooma, you too?

Timmy?

Hey, not Timmy, Tommy.

man, you people have a misunderstanding.

I didn’t run away with her,

Mina is the one who ran away.

And she is the one who made the wedding plan.

I got caught in the middle for no reason.

What are you people doing?

What are you people doing?

Look, I admit that I did something imbecilic

but now I am your son in law.

Buddy, have some shame.

I mean, have some mercy.

Don’t do it. No. No. No. No. No.

Save me. Save me. Save me. What happened?

Sameer,

what happened?

What happened? Where is everyone?

Who, everyone?

Your family.

My family? They must be at their home.

No, they were right here,

and that damned Tony was also in front with them.

Tony?

No. No. Sameer,

you have seen a bad dream. Okay? Relax.

Wait, have some water. They were just here. Come on, drink some water.

Drink water.

Look,

I know you are worried,

you are going to meet them for the first time tomorrow.

Look Mina, lets not go.

We will surely go over to their place next Eid. Please.

Oh, what are you saying Sameer?

They have accepted our marriage with so much difficulty,

if we change our plan at the last moment,

then what if they change their plan at the last moment?

Look, Sameer. Sameer,

trust me. Trust me.

Nothing bad will happen.

If you think good, then.

This was the last one, right?

or are you selling everything and giving up on life?

It is done.

Sameer.

Sameer,

you are still not ready?

We are already really late, man.

Get ready quickly, we have a long journey ahead of us.

Okay baby.

Did you press my clothes?

Yes, I did.

But that blue shirt of yours,

instead of it, I have ironed the red shirt.

Look, I am almost wearing red as well.

If we match, we will look like a couple.

And everyone will get the message that we are together.

Okay baby, as you wish.

Now come quickly, get raedy. Come on. We are getting late.

Stop smiling.

What is it? Why did you hit me?

Why did I hit you? Okay baby.

As you say, baby.

Hey, so she is my wife. I will call her baby. Who else, should I call baby?

Have a seat.

Yes.

Red shirt.

What is the issue in the red shirt? Issue?

You are the issue.

You have auctioned your manhood becoming your wife’s pet.

It is not that bad.

Okay, it is good.

It is good. Okay tell me,

whose idea was it to get married? Mina’s.

Okay, whose idea was it to run away? Mina’s.

Who became the villain by making her run away?

I… Who got in trouble? Me.

But Mina too ran with me.

Oh my child, she is their daughter. No one will say anything to her,

but if you take this face of yours to them,

then they will sacrifice you on this Eid.

You don’t even know how to drive a car.

You sit at the back like a woman wearing a seat belt.

You tell me something?

Are you a man or not?

You are thinking?

I was thinking that

wearing a seat belt is good,

Bhatti. Safety comes first.

Sameer,

a man fights with dangers,

he has nothing to do safety.

Say you are a man.

You are a man.

Hey, me…don’t say you. Say you are a man. You.

I? I am a man, obviously.

Are you sure?

Yes, for sure.

Stand up.

Bhatti, at times you make me sit, at times you make me stand.

What had to happen, happened.

You became a doormat in front of your wife.

But now don’t be a doormat in front of your in-laws.

You will not wear the red shirt.

Okay, I will not wear…

No. No. Bhatti. Mina will get upset, she will mind it. No.

Listen to me. See.

Look in my eyes. Look in my eyes.

Bhatti, I am looking in your eyes, stop spitting at least.

Whether it is the control of a car or life,

the steering should always be in a man’s hands.

Understand?

Did you get a license?

License to kill?

Hey, no James Bond,

license to drive.

I am asking about your driving license.

No, right now I am driving on learner.

Look my brother,

you cannot do it.

You will continue to learn all your life.

You do one thing, go wear the red shirt,

and shine. Go. Go. Go on.

Hey, hello. You don’t have to go here, you have to go there.

I am going.

Sameer.

Sameer, come on.

Yes, come on. Come on.

What is this?

You didn’t wear that red shirt?

No.

Why?

My wish. Because I am a man.

What?

Come on, sit in the car.

Sit in the car. Wait, I am coming.

What happened?

Come out,

I will drive today.

You will drive?

But why?

Because I am a man.

Sameer.

What? Don’t you think I am a man?

No, no, when did I say that? Then come out,

I will drive.

Press the race.

Yes.

I think you drive today.

A will act like a man some other day.

Did you get the sweets?

Yes, I did.

Were you awake?

Yes,

I am awake.

How much did the sweets cost?

Only fifteen thousand.

Fifteen thousand?

Yes. What did you buy for fifteen thousand?

Hey, I got it from a good bakery.

A big box of sweets and a tub of ice cream too.

Tub? To eat or to shower? Who gets such an expensive tub?

Sameer, don’t be cheap, please.

Hey, you are going to meet my family for the first time,

you should form a good impression.

What use is the impression?

Such an expensive impression.