Pawno

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Yeah, that'd be right, you fucking cunt!

Come on.

You're late.

- This is your fucking job. - Yep, you're right.

I was stuck in traffic.

You were on the bloody tram, Danny!

Yeah, well, trams go in traffic too, Les.

The jug's just boiled.

And we need some change.

Righto.

And take Ruby with ya.

She's a bit backed up.

Hey, Les.

I've got to knock off a bit early today. Is that alright?

Les?

- What, you got a hot date, mate? - No, I don't.

I've got that thing on tonight, remember?

Yeah, well, make sure all that shit

in the corner's online first.

Then you and your man can have a beautiful night out.

Ha ha! It's actually a pretty big deal.

It's kind of important to me.

Come on.

Come on.

You fucking freak!

You fucking cunts! Very fucking original.

- You're a freak, mate. - Love your hair.

- Better legs than me! - Yeah, yeah, big fucking men!

Eh?

I know you.

I've seen you here giving out blow jobs to anyone who asks.

Piss off.

You might be able to fool your monkey fucking friends.

- Go away. - But I fucking know you.

Fuck off, mate.

- Who you calling monkeys? - Piss off! Keep walking!

That's it. Dirty.

G'day, Paige.

- How are they hangin'? - I smell like a fucking egg.

Would you do us a favour, lend us a towel?

I could probably rustle you up a bit of a rag or something.

Beggars can't be choosers.

So, what's up with you, pussycat?

Well, you know, people come in here bullshitting

and leave pissed off.

- I'm living the dream. - Glad I asked.

- Where's the boy? - Oh, who knows with him?

What are you after, anyway?

I need a loan.

Just for a couple of days.

Righto, then. What do you got?

I've got about 14. A couple of doubles.

Uh, three or four are blu-ray.

40 bucks on loan.

Are you freaking wonky or what?

There's a couple of hundred worth here.

Three of them are blu-ray.

Oh, I thought you said four.

- 35, then. - Come on, Les.

- I need at least 150. - Can't see it.

Look, I've got the kids this weekend

and they're hassling me to see bloody 'Iron Man'

or 'Spider-Man' or...'Potterman'. Jesus!

Please, Les?

Ok, love. A hundred.

You know how to look after a woman.

Yeah, I'm a bloody charmer.

Fuckin' hell, Rube.

I'll just be a minute, Harry.

Mate, are your eyes sewn on?

There you go, Paige.

You're all sorted. You have yourself a good weekend.

Thanks, Les.

Happy bloody days!

Never thought I'd see you

short of a word, mate.

I swear to Christ, Les,

you get a bag of all sorts in here, mate.

What the fuck was that?

So...

Just for today.

How's that?

Alright?

Oh, here he is, Mr Casanova himself.

- Hey, what's happening, Danny? - Working, Carlo. Running late.

What, you got no time for us?

Seems to me like you got time for other people.

We saw you this morning drooling over the bookstore window.

- You sneaky fuck! - No, I wasn't.

- I was looking at something. - Oh, yeah.

Don't talk shit to a shit-talker, Dan!

Come on, Pauly, give the prick a break, will ya?

He knows I'm joking. You know I'm joking, eh, Danny?

Yeah, sure, Pauly. I gotta get going. Les is being...

- Can you take a look at this? - No. I told you, bring it in.

- Two seconds, Danny! - For Christ sake!

Help him out with his bloody phone. That'll be the end of it.

Hey, boy.

You're a smart dog, aren't you, boy?

- She's a girl. - Oh. Even better.

It's probably your battery. There's rust all over it.

Yeah, help us out with a new one.

Yeah, alright, come into the shop, then.

Yeah. Yeah, sure thing. Thanks, Dan!

Hey, Danny, you should ask her out.

Hello, handsome.

Hey, Paige.

- You want a coffee? - Yeah.

How's it going?

Oh, you know, I'd complain.

But who'd fucking listen?

True.

I was just in your shop...

...with Mr Personality.

Don't worry about him. He's grumpy in his sleep.

What have you got there?

Oh, it's nothing. It's just a book.

Oh! Come on.

'The 12 Steps To Finding Love'.

Who's the lucky girl?

It is a girl, isn't it?

Yes, of course it is.

Good for you.

Have you put on some weight?

Oh, a little bit, yeah.

- How's the head? - Yeah, I'm good, I think.

Yeah, I'm... I'm stable.

No! No, that's a place for horses.

You look good, Danny.

Just keep doing what you're doing.

- I've got to get going. - No worries.

- Take it easy, Paige. - Good to see you, Danny boy.

Rubes.

It was a magnificent day here at Flemington and...

There you go.

Can I help you with anything?

No. Just looking. Thanks.

This is a magnificent card and a big race...

Where is he?

Afraid he might run off with your change, mate?

No. He's got the bloody dog!

- Forget the address? - Hey, Harry.