Cow and Chicken

Gee!

More tea, Piles the Beaver Doll?

Hey, Cow! Look!

Another masterpiece for the wall!

Beautiful!

I bet you wish you could make groovy modern an like me, huh?

Oh, big brother!

You know, I am very good at art.

Behold!

Hey, but Cow, so chewing gum ain't art.

I am not done yet.

Cow!

Oh, gross!

Vi-o-la! A chewing gum seal!

You are freaking me out, Cow.

Oh, Mr. Chewing Gum Seal,

if only you were real, you would understand me.

Oh, wishing star,

I wish my chewing gum seal was a real live seal,

whom I could call Chachi,

and love and care for.

Oh, it is a wish come true!

I'm alive.

Oh, it is a miracle!

I will love you and call you Chachi.

Whatever.

Let's go watch TV!

Oh, I love this show!

Don't you think this is a funny show, Chachi?

Chicken! What are you doing?

What's it look like?

Stop popping my best friend!

Chachi, you must stick up for yourself.

Why bother?

My life's miserable and everybody hates me.

Oh, that is not true, Chachi.

I love you.

You do?

Yes!

And next time Chicken bothers you, you will stand up for yourself!

I will?

Yes!

You are important, and popular,

and you do not let people walk all over you!

I don't?

No, you don't!

If someone smacks you on one cheek,

you smack them on the other!