Stealing the Sky

Maggie!

Hey, can you pass that ball?

Woah.

Oh!

That's a ball.

Shit!

Sorry.

Uh.

Get.

Hello?

It's Winny and Evan,

we booked your loft for tonight.

Hi.

Um...

There aren't any keys in the lock box.

I know. I haven't put them in yet.

Check-in isn't until 4:00.

We know, but we beat the traffic.

Uh, would you buzz us up, please?

We don't have any money.

H... hello? That's alright!

Hello?

The buzzer's broken.

Just pull on the door.

All I'm asking for... I can't hear you.

There's a homeless woman shouting at us.

Is 10 fucking dollars, which you get...

Pull on the door.

It will open.

What?

I sensed that you got money.

Fucking God.

So, why don't you give me some of your money?

I'll come down.

I know what you're thinking, but the loft, it's really nice.

Wow.

Is that a shoe?

-Jesus! -Are you all right?

Christ!

Oh, hey, Gloria.

Oh.

Alright.

Very nice.

It's very Flashdance.

-I was not expecting this. -Mm-mm.

Darling, look.

Look at all the teacups.

Is there one with Meghan Markle on it?

Oh, babe, look.

No.

Yes.

That is so adorable.

You're like a little frog, huh?

Oh yes.

Oh, you're so naughty.

She's still there. She's looking...

We saw the demolition notice out front.

Are they knocking down the building?

I'm still hoping it won't happen.

I count like, six cranes.

Darling, look.

Who were all those people hanging around outside

when we got here?

It's a refugee centre.

Oh.

Is it safe?

It's a lot of families.

See, you don't have to live like a refugee...

I... I probably wouldn't do that.

It's good.

Oh, darling, look.

You can see right into their windows.

Oh.

-Mm. -Kinky.

They actually...

Ugh. They come here and all they do is pray.

Boring. Oh well, maybe he's lonely, huh?

Lonely?

Those guys all have like 10 wives.

10, wow.

What is that noise?

It's like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang in here.

The heat's clanking on.

It just... it just clamps for a few minutes.

Oh.

Um, do you live here?

Sometimes.

I have another home I go to when this is rented.

So bad.

She's right there.

She likes it.

We're the most action she's had in years.

Truly.

Oh, God.

You're still here?

I'm going.

Just making it perfect. Sorry.

It's lovely.

Have a good night.

Oh, we will.

I don't know how you do it.

Have all these strange people in your home,

sleeping in your bed.

I try to do that Buddhist thing

and I think of it like we're all one.

Most people who stay here seem pretty normal.

Who wants a carrot?

Oh.

I got the eviction notice yesterday.

How long do you have?

60 days.

Why aren't you freaking out?

I am inside.

Well, what are you gonna do?

I don't know. I don't wanna talk about it.

I just... I kinda just hope I die in my sleep.

Well, you might.

I mean tonight.

Well, it's not like you didn't know this was coming.

And you're lucky, you have David's to go to.

Do you want some?

How can you eat leftovers from people you don't know?

This one hasn't been touched.

Okay, this bass is driving me nut...

Just bang on the wall and she'll turn it down.

I heard you the first time.

So, how is it working out, staying with David?

Mm.

Lugging stuff back and forth was a little tough.

Was?

What do you mean was?

Aren't you still staying with David?

Holly?

Holly!

I found another stash of USBs.

No, I know you said that as long as he's having sex

with me I have nothing to worry about,

but I can't stand it anymore.

Is it still mostly Filipina?

Ish.

Oh, it's fine.

When she's on my phone, I can say anything.

Watch.

Hey, Gia, I cooked Scooter.

That's her new kitten.

Hey, Gia, I cooked Scooter and ate him for breakfast.

I don't even know why he's with me

when I'm obviously not what he wants.

Every man has a fantasy fuck time.

Ugh.

It doesn't mean he doesn't love you.

Every time I see an Asian woman, I get these flashbacks.

What if David had a thing for unicorns?

Would it still be an issue, because they aren't real.

Oh, God.

What am I gonna do?

I'd... I'd let you stay in my guest bedroom if I could,

but Grant's funny about people staying over.

It's okay.

It has nothing to do with you.

He... he was so drunk that night.

Okay, can we talk about something else?

Is Princess Marilyn still in town shooting?

Well, she wrapped a few weeks ago,

but she's staying at the SoHo until her Dad dies.

Why aren't you staying with her?

Honestly, I felt like more of a loser staying with her

than I do in my storage room. -Ugh.

But she said if I put myself on tape,

she'd try to get me on the next season.

Really?

Yeah, I guess they're giving her a... a sister

who shows up on Tara.

That's the planet she discovered in season two.

Oh, are you still having those insane fights?

Yeah.

She's famous now, right?

Well, Canadian famous.

Oh.

Forget it then.

You know, I don't understand why people have to use

every single friggin' towel.

Oh God. Excuse me.

Coming in.

When did you find the porn?

A few days ago.

A few days?

Why didn't you tell me?

Because I knew you'd say that it wasn't a big deal.

But you don't understand how much there is

and how bad it makes me feel.

Where have you been staying?

The last few nights back in my storage room.

Oh, for the love of God.

Well, Bryce said I could stay with him.

No.

You think he still likes me that way, but he doesn't.

Okay.

It's just that his... his place is so cluttered,

and chaotic, and crazy.