Sharknado

Toss 'em and bag 'em.

Enjoy.

It's good.

Not great.

But seeing that you are a business man, Mr. Santiago.

Captain.

Captain.

My associates and I are willing to negotiate, a reasonable price.

Let's say, 100,000.

One million for the entire take,

Not a penny less.

A steep price for a small catch.

A pod of 20,000 sharks is migrating in this direction.

When we're through with it,

One million will look like a bargain.

500.

If you're looking to negotiate, Mr. Palmer, look for the insurance salesman.

I do believe we have a deal.

All hands on deck. All hands on deck.

Tie the sails!

Get the fins to the gally!

Captain there is a north wind hitting us fast!

You need to get up here.

I think this is for you captain. The deposit.

You'll receive the rest when we dock.

You know the most important thing I learned out here?

We shouldn't be afraid of the sharks.

They are the ones that should be afraid of us.

Salud.

What the hell is that?

They're called waves. They do that from time to time.

The storm is too strong. We are going to have to go around it.

Make it happen. I'm gonna buckle close.

Captain!

Change of plans, Captain. I'm going to take the money,

your cargo, and what's left of the ship.

Aah!

I don't think so.

Crazy waves out there today.

Something unnatural about it.

There's nothing unnatural about everything.

Lots of scenery today.

I'm gonna focus on the waves.

You better hurry mate. The clouds are coming in.

Whoo! Reminds me of the nationals back in 04. Remember?

You totally ripped that bugger. I thought you were going to be rag dolled for sure.

You know we really don't talk like that, right?

You doing a ride-out or not?

Sure. Thanks.

It's totally cooking out here mate.

You're not kidding. It's a Mexican hurricane.

Bad for them good for us.

Isn't that a drink?

Hit. Hit! Whoo!

Good Morning California this is Jonni Waves.

That's Jonni with with an "I". You may have noticed this morning

the unusual weather here in southern California.

The clouds coming in over the ocean

and the large waves are proving difficult for surfers.

I'm here in Santa Monica with some breaking news about Hurricane David.

It's been pounding the west coast of Mexico.

Pushing it's way up to the coast to the

state of California. It seems to be driving a very dangerous surf.

No kidding. Fin's out there.

Yeah but I won't worry about fin, I mean he's the best surfer I've ever seen.

Except for me of course. In my prime.

When was that George? The civil war?

Eh, I'm not that old. You know I got some movies babe...

Hey! What did I tell you? You can touch everything at this bar except for me.

Hey! Come on!

Oopsies! Looks like you need another drink.

Yeah I need one. One on the house. One that doesn't coast me any money.

How come you never talk about that scar right there on your leg?

There's nothing to talk about.

I cut myself shaving.

4 bucks.

4 Bucks? I thought it was on the house. You spilled the last one.

Perhaps the silver lining of the super storm

is that it's driven away the recent influx of sharks in our area...

Yeah I hope it does. Hope it does.

I hope that storm kills 'em. I hope it kills them all.

Me too. You have no idea.

Tired already?

What's the last time you short boarded, old timer?

I never stopped. I just like this one rides.

Yeah. Whatever.

Alright grandpa. I'm'a show you how it's done.

Grandpa?

Show her how it's done, Grandpa!

Come on. Oh!

Deanna, there's a shark!

Hey get outta the water!

Sharks!

Hey Get out of the water! Sharks! They're coming in!

Get off the beach!

Get out of the water! Sharks! Get out of the water!

Sharks! Everyone out of the water right now!

Everyone out of the water now! We're evacuating the beach.

Everybody off the beach immediately.

Aah!

Come here you bloody shark! Come on!

Aah!

Baz!

Baz!

Aah!

Keep pressure above it. I'm'a get you in.

These sharks of yours have no etiquette.

Etiquette?

I thought you were Australian not British.

Tasmanian buddy.

Just hang on, I'll get you in.

What were you thinking? You could have been killed.

- I'm fine. - Aah!

We need a tourniquet.

Here use this.

It's just a... aah... little nibble.

Aah!

Are you okay? Are you sure?

He must have wanted a snack.

Sharks don't like Vegemite.

It's not funny. Aah.

Hey. You gonna be okay?

Yeah. I'm fine.

Hey can I get some more of those tasty nuts. Thank you.

And then. Are you listening?

Then the shark opens it's mouth.

Goes to swallow Fin whole but Fin

looks at the shark. Do the look.

No, do the look.

Oh my God.

Yeah that one. And the shark goes, "You know what?"

"I'm pissing off. I'm not gonna mess with the world champion surf legend,

Finley the Fin Shepard. Ain't that right?

On you mate.

I don't believe it. You guys are nuts.

Look.

Do you see that?

- Oh yeah. - It's a little nibble.

So he gives him a look and you give him a nibble and he...

No, he gave me a nibble.

I don't know. Are you guys going back out there and do any swimming?

With the sharks?

It's a storm.

It's what's driven them all up north.

Eventually they'll go back from they came from.

I hope. But the were knocking.

Yeah knock knock knocking on your door. And I have never seen so many and so bold.

It's just a storm. Just gotta stay out of the water for a couple days that's all.

Just a storm?

Looks like a hurricane.

I'm just happy you're okay.

Hey hey, what are you doing?

What? Do you think you're too old for me?

No, I'm your boss.

So?

So? Go get back to work.

Hey! I'm not too old for ya.

I don't think.

And I'm not your boss.

Two out of three.

Daddy issues. Hey! I'm not judging you darling.

Ouch!

I have Daddy issues too.

- Here to issues. - Yeah!

Who's is this?

Hurricane David is poised to be the first hurricane to hit

the state of California. And it's now barrelling to the Santa Monica shorelines.

We have suffered tropical storms in the past,

we have never been hit by a storm quite like this

Widespread flooding is expected and experts are saying global warming

is the reason for this unprecedented event.

We will be back with more news as it develops.

Hello. Wexler residence.

April, it's Fin.

Yeah Fin I know your voice. What do you want?

Look I'm just calling to make sure.

When did you go back to using Wexler again?

'Cause that's my name.

Look Fin I'm really busy.

Just calling to make sure you and Claudia are okay.

There's a bad hurricane rolling in and I want...

Is this about money?

Because if this is about money Fin, I told you already that.

It's the storm. I just want to make sure guys are okay.

Of course we're okay. It's barely even raining.

Look, it's really sweet that you are calling to check in on us,

but Collin already checked the drains

and we're gonna be fine. They're cleared out.

Well it's flooding here and not the plumbing. The ocean.

I think you guys should get out of town.

What are you talking about? We are 100 miles from the ocean.

You are exactly 6.6 miles from the ocean.

And on a day like today it's not far enough.

I'm gonna take you and Claudia further inland.

And what about Collin?

You know you are not the only one that can keep us safe.

We're not going anywhere.

Fine. Then let me just get Claudia. We'll it my week for the month.

Is that what this is about?

No!