Pack Up Your Troubles

Extra! Extra!

Well, looks like we're in it.

Gee, I wish I could go.

Go where?

- Why, to war. - Why can't you go?

There you are! I knew you'd take that selfish viewpoint.

Why, I'd go in a minute if it wasn't for my flat feet.

Howdy, young fella, how about joining our outfit?

Oh, tough luck, old-timer. Can't use you.

Hey, Jim. There's a couple of good prospects up here.

Be nonchalant.

Here he comes.

Good morning, Captain General.

- Well, how about it? - How about what?

You know what I mean. How about getting into one of these uniforms?

I'm awfully sorry but we're incapacitated.

Incapacitated?

Yes, sir. There's been a lot of it going round.

Just as I expected.

A couple of crummy, no-good slackers.

Talking like that! You should be ashamed of yourself!

Ashamed of what?

- Oh. I'm sorry. - You ought to be.

Oh, come on. No hard feelings.

Here. Get yourself a cup of coffee.

Thank you.

It's a fine looking outfit you are!

Look at yourselves!

Attention!

Now listen! We're going to try this once more

and when I say "Halt!"

I mean halt!

And halt means to stop!

Ten-shun!

Squad, right march!

Halt!

-Splendid -Thank you, sir.

Forward march!

To the right, turn!

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, hup!

One, two, three, four!

Why don't you have us do like that?

Fall in! Fall in!

You lunkheads!

I never saw such half-witted mugs in all my life!

Now, you mugs, I'm going to give you one more chance.

And if you don't get it right this time,

you're going to get kitchen police from now on!

When he says turn to the right, go that way.

Follow me.

Squad to the left, march!

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, hup!

If you'd done as the sergeant told you, we wouldn't be doing this.

- I knew what to do. - Well, why didn't you do it?

Well, I just couldn't think of it.

- "Couldn't think of it"! - Hurry up with those cans.

What do we do with this stuff?

Are you trying to kid somebody?

What do you suppose you do with it? Take it to the General.

What do you suppose the General wants with this?

There you go asking questions again.

Why don't you try doing as you're told once?

You've got to follow the curriculum of the army -with discipline.

Come on. If the General wants it, he can have it.

Pardon me, boys.

Hey, salad department!

- Hello, Eddie. - Hi. What have you two been up to now?

We've been promoted to the culinary platoon.

Looks like a swill job.

This won't stop you having dinner with the wife and me Friday?

Oh, not a chance. With good behaviour we'll be through with this job Thursday.

That's great. Wait till you see my kid.

And will she go crazy about you two.

Hey, Smitty, somebody wants you in the social hall.

OK, I'll be right there. Don't forget -Friday.

OK, Friday.

- He is a great guy, ain't he? - He certainly is. I like him.

- Are you the General? - D-oh.

- Is he home? - Yes. What do you want?

- I got that stuff for him. - What stuff?

- Rogers? - Yes, sir?

- Come come. - You'd better bring it in.

- Morning, sir. - Morning.

Rogers, do you smell anything?

No, sir. I've got a cold in me dose.

- No grapefruit this morning, Rogers. - No, sir.

What's the meaning of this?!

Rogers! Rogers!

Rogers! This one here too! Take it out of here! Every bit of it!

Rogers! Rogers!

No! No!

Look who's here!

Oh, the baby!

Do you love me? Sure you do! Couldn't the wife come down?

Is there anything I can do?

No. I guess not.

- Poor baby. - Mm. That's what I'm thinking about.

Poor kid.

It'd be a cinch if I could take her to the folks.

- Can't you? - No.

We had a fuss when I got married, so that's out.

We'll get along all right, won't we?

I'll be at the house Friday. We'll talk then.

Goodbye, honey. See you Friday.

Hey, Eddie!

We can't come Friday.

So you told on me, huh?

You did, didn't ya?

OK, you snitches.

Let me tell you something.

Someday I'm gonna catch up with you guys again.

And when I do I'm gonna have my knife.

And when I've got my knife,

you better never let me find you in the same state.

Do you get me?!

All right. First squad, outside. Come on. Up and at 'em, boy.

Go on, get out of there.

Get out of here.

Come on, step on it! Get up!

Will you keep off of me?!

See what that is.

Don't you think it's about time that we had some fresh water?

That isn't water. That's coffee.

Pour it out and get some clean water.

Not there. Outside.

Coffee! Hm!

Hey, can't you guys lay off for just a little while?

- What's wrong with him? - I don't know.

Since he got a letter about the baby he hasn't been the same.

Trouble?

Something happened to the old woman. The kid's with strangers.

Why don't he send her to his folks?

That gives me an idea.

- Come here. - Where are you going?

No place. Come here.

We'll write a letter to his father to go and get the baby.

- How are you gonna get the address? - We'll use tact.

Come on, Smith. Get up. You're out on post. Snap out of it!

OK.

- Hi. - Have a good sleep?

Yeah. Swell.

Say, Eddie, where's the baby living now?

What do you wanna know for?

Well, it's getting close to Christmas...

we thought maybe we'd like to send a little Christmas present.

Ah, gee. That's darn nice of you guys.

- How about giving us the address? - Yeah. You'll need that, won't you?

It's on the back of that. Copy it off and give it back to me.

Er, Eddie, there's another little item.

Er, what is the address of your father and mother?

What?

Oh. Do you wanna send them a Christmas present too?

- And how! - Yeah.

I'm way ahead of you and that's out.

OK, buddy. Take your hole.

About time you were getting here.

I knew your idea was all wet!

- Smith. - Yeah?

OK.

Give 'em hell!

- What's going on? - Been a raid.

- Did they get anybody, Sergeant? - Yeah. They got Smith.

They got Eddie.

- Send over a raiding party right away. - Yes, sir.

Well, who wants to go?

- I'll take a chance, Sarge. - Never mind.

Congratulations, boys. That's the spirit.

Come on, get going. Let's go.

- Come on. - Bye, Ollie.

Come on, you too. Let's go. Get outta here.

And don't come back without a prisoner!

Corporal, get two replacements.

- We'll need 'em. - Yes, Sergeant.

Quick. Let's get in here. We'll be out of danger.

Do something! Stop it!

Come on, everyone!

Once upon a time, there was a dear little girl

and her name was Cinderella.

And she had...

a stepfather and two ugly sisters.

Oh, dear. I don't know the rest,

so you'll have to go to bed now and I'll tell you it tomorrow.

Miss Annie, is this my daddy?

Yes, that's your daddy.

When is he coming home?

How should I know?

Now stay in the other room and don't bother me. Run along now.

Mr Jack?

Mr Jack? Where did my daddy...? Where did my daddy go?

Get outta here. Go on.

Annie!

Annie! Will you get this brat out of here so I can sleep?

So you can sleep?

- Too tired to watch her for a minute! - Shut up!

- No, I won't shut up! - Shut up!

If it wasn't for the money you get for that kid, you'd starve!

- So you're starting it again, are ya? - Yes and I'm not finishing.

- I do everything around here. - I'm gonna finish it this time for you!

Get in that kitchen, go on!

Oh, Daddy! Why don't you come and take me away from here?