To Be Hero

Fourth Day as a Superhero

"Eight Different Types of Screams"

Superhero or not,

you're still a creature made of flesh and blood.

This is what happens when you run into me.

Sure-Kill Fist: Thousand-Year-Love!! Piercing Enema.

Sure-Kill Fist: "Thousand-Year-Love!! Piercing Ass Stab"

Nobody can stop my conquest of Earth now.

One lick is enough to tell me

how mediocre the cells that make up your bodies are.

Even if I didn't kill you today,

you wouldn't even have lived

Sorry to rain on your parade,

till you were 235. Pathetic.

but could you not interrupt me while I'm picking my nose?

Huh? Didn't I just stick my hand in you?

Dude! That sounds lewd!

It'd be embarrassing if people heard!

Not that I mind.

How are you still alive?

I thought I stuck it deep inside you!

Whoa, it's getting lewder by the second.

I'm sure I stuck it smack-dab inside you from behind!

Why are you making it worse!?

Look at all this blood.

You shouldn't be standing after having your body pierced this hard!

Okay, gotcha.

I'll smack you with my sandal and make it clear

who's dom and who's sub.

Huh?

How about this, then?

Ultimate Secret Move!

Ultimate Secret Move!

"Two-Handed Vice Grip Pluck"

Two-Handed Vice Grip Pluck.

What? Wh-Why?

Oh, no.

Not to mention, this looks kinda sexy?

No! Stab to kill!

Super Secret Move!

Super Secret Move!! "Thousand-Year Ten-Thousand-Year You Killer"

Thousand-Year Ten-Thousand-Year You Killer!

Stab! Stab! Stab!

Stab! Stab! Stab!

Why can't I dig this out?

Stab! Stab! Stab!

I feel like I'm almost there.

Is it stuck in some hair?

The impact warps time and space,

and it stabs you so sharply, you'll shit your pants!

Damn it. Isn't this cheating?

How come he gets to be invincible?

I'm the second prince of the universe's most powerful empire,

Planet Tenaricent, Moemoe.

Second Prince Tenaricent

Moemoe

My glorious family has defeated countless planets across the universe

and made them their own, so why?

Oh?

It's finally out!

What?

Could it be that he was

more bothered by this tiny substance than me?

Huh? You're still here? You want me that badly?

Don't tell me...

Hey! Don't pick it up!

But didn't you drop it? I'll return it.

Stop, don't! Disgusting!

So this is your weakness!

I bet this substance is your natural enemy.

That is why you placed the highest priority

on getting it out of your body.

If I intake this,

I can decipher its molecular structure and physical traits in a flash.

Don't do it! Seriously! Hey!

I already ate it! You're not getting it back!

Well, you know...

Maybe it has a unique feel and texture...

Thanks for the food!

You can fly?

Earth's gravity is basically like a fart to me.

Then why'd you run down the stairs earlier?

I hereby begin my conquest of Earth!

Get back here! You're getting the sandal smack after all!

It's too late.

I have already completely absorbed that "Kryptoninite" substance.

Kryptoninite

My body is now nearly full of

that substance you fear so much!

That Substance

Father, the wait is almost over.

He's so excited about eating that crap. He should seek help.

I have taken over Earth!

What is he, eight?

Huh? Did I catch a cold?

A snot fairy?!

Come to me, that thing of Earthlings!

What? What's going on?

Lala-chan, I love you.

I can't make up my mind yet!

Is he planning on destroying Earth for real?!

Nothing can stop me now!

Say your prayers!

Don't tell me it's made up of that.

If he does this with such a massive pile of that,

the whole city will be in deep shit.

Eat shit!

Oh, so "like subordinates, like leader," huh?

Well, let's say all of mankind worked together to repel the invaders.