Running Man (런닝맨)

Running Man Episode 538 No Guests

Today's special is Running Man Rewritten.

We will rewrite...

some of the content on Running Man's website that has stayed the same...

- for 10 years now. - Really?

Does anyone know the production objective that Cho Hyo Jin wrote?

Isn't it "Don't walk, run."?

It's "From landmarks stuck in the city..."

"Landmarks that represent Korea."

"Running Man will let you know about them."

"They will do missions everywhere to win games..."

and escape from that place before the next morning.

- It was like that in the past. - This really must be changed.

- It was still like this. - But there is a need for change.

There's also something else. "MC Yu" is the nickname,

and there's a one-sentence comment.

I wore that for Episode 100.

"He has a charm where strength and softness exist together."

- Where is his softness? - That makes no sense.

It says "He has a strange charm."

"Unlucky Rising Star"?

You must have not had any nicknames.

That's really written carelessly. I really hate you.

So if you write everyone's nicknames,

one-sentence comments,

and production objective from your ideas...

The winner's content will be posted on our website.

We will spin a roulette at the end of today to decide a winner.

The entire website will be changed?

- The whole thing will be changed. - This is hard.

We must pay some attention to this then.

"Variety shows are disappearing these days."

- Gosh. - Gosh, Jae Seok.

- The introduction is good, right? - That's right.

"Beyond Korea" is too...

It sounds too much like bragging. Isn't that right?

- But we need that. - It's kind of our pride.

- Right. - We need that.

"The pride of Korea's variety shows."

"Based on a worldwide fandom beyond Korea..."

"A giant scale."

"A tremendous amount of production cost."

That's cool. That's like a blockbuster.

Here's the production objective.

"The eight people who grew up on love will make you laugh."

"'The fruits of studying hard will show themselves later.'"

"Do you all know that saying?"

"It means something good."

"Open your eyes. Fun on a big scale will come."

"Open your mouth. Laughter on a big scale will come."

"Open your heart. A great lesson will come."

Bravo!

"Growing the long hair on his ear to live long,"

"he's a hard-working man who is soon-to-be 60."

I don't have a long hair.

"He's Protein Monster who's got the surprising ability..."

"to make people uncomfortable with his excessive love."

"He doesn't care about B Class actors."

"He only cares about A Class actors."

What's wrong with him?

He's "Mr. Dirty Mustache Who Pretends to Be..."

"the Youngest Among the Celebrities Born in 1979."

He's "Mr. Dirty Mustache Who Pretends to Be..."

"the Youngest Among the Celebrities Born in 1979."

That's his nickname.

His nickname is "Mr. Dirty Mustache".

"Keeping its place for 10 years."

"It's the gateway to becoming a star."

"Running Man is the best man out there!"

"It involves all of the above."

"It's beyond amazing. Get ready to have fun."

"Song Ji Hyo."

"She once had a crush on Haha and was heartbroken."

"But being a cool guy, Haha asked her to be his sister."

"Now, she and Haha are the cutest Mapo Siblings."

You are crazy, aren't you?

"He went from a gangster to a Grand Award winner."

"He went from a gangster to a Grand Award winner." Love it.

"He's cute and sexy. It's crazy."

"He's popular but humble."

"Haha is cool enough to let Jong Kook win the Grand Award."

"What will he do next?"

What is that?

- What is that? - He says that all the time.

- Kim Jong Kook. - Kook Jong.

Me? I didn't write a lot.

It's okay. Make it short.

Gosh, I think this is too formal.

"With the global fandom beyond Korea,"

"Running Man has become the center of Korean variety shows."

He must be shy. He seems anxious now.

"It's the gateway to becoming a star."

"Through talks and games that attract viewers of all ages,"

"Korea's representative variety show spreads K-Culture."

This is real. He is serious about this. I love it.

It sounds like SBS wrote it.

We also need things like this.

"Yu Jae Seok. His nickname is 'Unchanging Goofball'."

Is that all you wrote?

The thing is...

- I wrote the others first. - I love it.

- I was going to come back to this. - I like it anyway.

- You like it. - I do.

- "Unchanging Goofball". - Good.

"Jee Seok Jin. The Lynx of talk shows called 'Jee-rasoni'."

"He's burning the last embers of his variety show career."

- Good. - Hey.

When will your last passion come to an end?

Last? It's not like...

- "The Last Leaf". - It's like eternal youth.

- Good luck. - Go, Jee Seok Jin!

"Kim Jong Kook. 'Anyang Tantrum' who throws a tantrum when he's mad."

He admits it too.

"He's a singer. He sings well and has many hit songs."

"But he's better known as an entertainer now."

Okay.

- That was about him. - Gosh.

"Haha. Short Guy, Small Guy,"

"Haha PD, A Guy Who's Short but Happy".

"He's an indispensable seasoning in Running Man."

"But he's more focused on his YouTube these days."

Is he a seasoning?

- Seasoning. - "Lee Kwang Soo."

"Just Crazy, Forever Star Butler."

Why do you keep saying "Star Butler"?

"He's ugly, but he finds it hard to accept the fact."

"He's ugly, but he finds it hard to accept the fact."

"His fans spoiled him."

What?

"His fans spoiled him."

What?

- Exactly. His fans spoiled him. - That can't be my introduction.

It's the fans.

They didn't spoil me.

They say he's handsome, so he thinks he's handsome.

"He finds it hard to accept the fact." It's hilarious.

- My gosh. - He can't accept it.

- This is crazy. - "Yang Se Chan."

"Yechani, Yang Sebastian, and Gum Angel."

Good. I like my nicknames.

"Kim Jong Kook's favorite doll."

"But he badmouths me behind my back."

"He's pretending to be innocent, but once there's proof, I'll kill him."

"He's pretending to be innocent, but once there's proof, I'll kill him."

This is a declaration of war.

I didn't badmouth you.

- Who's up next? - I made it short.

- It's simple. - Good.

Make it short.

I was serious about the production objective though.

This stuff can last a while.

"It's spreading to the whole world beyond Korea? No, to outer space."

"The members make up for each other's deficiencies."

"The piller of Korean variety shows that the whole family can enjoy."

- Okay. - Good.

"Piller?" Does it say "piller"?

- "Piller?" - What?

- "Piller?" - What?

It's "pillar", you punk.

- It's a typo. - It's not a typo.

You also said "piller".

"The piller of Korean variety shows that the whole family can enjoy."

- Okay. - Good.

- It's a typo. - It's not acorn jelly.

It's not a dialect.

It's "pillar". Do you even know what a pillar is?

- What? - Do you know what it means?

It's like a support.

That's it. Just move on.

- Please change the spelling. - It's okay.

If Kwang Soo wins, you should go with this.

Member introductions. "Jee Seok Jin. I'm still vigorous."

"I'm still vigorous."

"Yu Jae Seok."

"Yu Jae Seok."

"Bring it on."

"I will stay ranked eighth by looks no matter who comes."

Gosh, that was...

- I love it. - He's crazy.

"Kim Jong Kook. My heart is like a soy sauce dish."

"My heart is like a soy sauce dish."

Are you saying he's petty?

Are you saying he's petty?

- Good. - "Haha. Old Fossil".

"Come to me if you want to get an earful."

I'm talking now!

- Good. - "Song Ji Hyo."

"Go ahead and text me."

"I'll ignore it anyway."

I love it.

I love it.

"Jeon So Min. It's me who made Running Man PG-15."

"I'll make it Rated R in 2021."

- Good. - "Yang Se Chan."

- "Poop". - Hey!

Hey!

What's that?

I lost my concentration toward the end.

It doesn't mean anything. It's just one word.

- I lost my concentration. - It's funny though.