Chamak (ಚಮಕ್)

'Chamak'

'Congratulations, you have been blessed with a baby girl.'

'Thank God, I'm glad that it's a girl.'

'Oh, no! Are you happy?'

'Yes, I had prayed to God to bless me with a girl child.'

'Oh, my God. I was joking.'

'Actually, you have been blessed with a baby boy.'

'He laughed during his birth.'

'That's why he was named Kush.'

'His dad used to clean him up early in the morning.'

'And then, he would clean cows up.'

'He was okay with the fact that his dad used to clean him up.'

'But he used to ask his mom why his dad cleans cows up.'

'When he was older, he got to know'

'that his father was a veterinary doctor.'

'How does a cow give birth? How does a chicken lay eggs?'

'This brat was interested in such things since his childhood.'

'On one fine day, his dad said that'

'he was about to get promoted on the next day'

'and now, he was helping a cow give birth for the last time.'

'The cow kicked him harder'

'and he was killed.'

'Kush became a prankster after his dad's death.'

'His curiosity in such things was intact.'

'As a grown-up, he partied a lot'

'but he still wanted to be a gynaecologist.'

'Believe it or not'

'in the list of top ten gynaecologists in Bengaluru'

'you will find his name.'

'Women in this city say they begot children because of him.'

'In a way, that's right.'

'But he's just their gynaecologist.'

'That's all I know about it.'

'People do odd things after boozing'

'but he does great things.'

'You know what he does?'

'He speaks only in Kannada after boozing.'

'His family makes him meet prospective brides.'

'But he parties with those girls'

'he doesn't marry any of them.'

'The reason behind this is..'

'He doesn't want to let go of the bachelor lifestyle.'

'Well, if you know a good girl, let him know.'

'They can party. I am sorry. I mean, they can marry..'

'He loves going abroad.'

'He likes to be updated with Western culture. That's why..'

'I want you guys to meet him, but he's abroad.'

'Come, let's go there.'

"Dwapara Yuga ended Before Christ."

"There lived someone, who stole butter."

"Kali Yuga started After Christ."

"Here we have got someone, too, who's a cutie."

"His eyes are sparkling! He recites punchlines."

"He can charm anybody."

"He looks like a brave prince."

"He's titled Golden Star."

"Let's touch the warm sand of the faraway beach."

"Let's climb the cliff and touch the peak."

"Let's not stand still, let's go around the world."

"Let's live together in harmony with all the species around us!'

"Happiness is short-lived, so enjoy it while it lasts."

"Make good use of time and have a blast."

"You're young and it's okay to make mistakes."

"Live your life to the fullest."

"Get high and have a blast!"

"Kush.. He's a magician."

"Kush.. He's a playboy."

"Kush.. He's a singer."

"Kush.. He's mind-blowing."

"Kush.. He's like Prince Charming."

"Kush.. He's an artist."

"The sun rises to see her."

"The moon waits to get a glimpse of her."

"It seems like even this Tulsi plant was waiting"

"for her to go around it."

"The rangoli was longing for her to decorate it."

"She blushes a lot."

"She wears an anklet."

"She dances like a peacock."

"Her eyes are bewitching."

"Her words seem like honey."

"She's an angel who has descended on earth."

The baby's weight is perfect.

Nothing to worry and..

The mother is fine, too.

Sir, you're not holding the hand of the baby's mother

you're holding my sister's hand.

Oh, I'm sorry..

You will become a mother someday, isn't it?

Sir, for how long do we have to keep visiting

the government hospital?

I can't visit the holy river, Ganga, to wash away my sins.

That is why, I come here.. - Okay. - ...to serve people.

And on my way out, I wash my hands and face in the washbasin.

Go. Ask the patient to come in. - Okay, sir.

Sit down.

What is the problem?

We have been married for five years now, we don't have a child.

We have visited all the temples and sincerely prayed to God.

If visiting temples had helped, we would've been obsolete.

Have you affectionately..

Ma'am, can you please step out for a minute? - Okay.. - Go out.

What have you done for her out of love?

Every year on her birthday

I buy her a splendid Ilkal sari, 'Shenga Holige'

and a cubit of flowers.

I was talking about the intimacy between you both.

Wow! You're blushing! - I kiss her once in a while.

Hey! If you continue kissing her once in a while

you will never have a baby.

My assistant named Protein will help you with your problem.

You shouldn't ingest that medicine, it's meant for your eyes.

Okay, sir. - Go on. - Bye. I'll take your leave.

Who's your wife among these three?

All three of them are my wives.

Oh, my God! You can go in.

Where's the doctor's prescription?

The doctor told me to not ingest the medicine

he said, you would give a medicine meant for my eyes.

For your eyes?

Come with me.

Are you sure it's for your eyes? - Yes. - Let's go..

Doctor, greetings.

Well, what should I do if I don't want a child?

Nothing. Don't do a thing.

Doctor, she and I have already got intimate. What do I do now?

Oh, is it?

This will help as you have already done it.

My assistant, Protein, is outside. He will give you the medicine.

Go meet him. - Okay, Doctor. - Thank God.

You can go in now.

Let's go..

Should I take it before or after having food?

After the intercourse.

Hello? - We are about to leave for the girl's home.

You are welcome to join us.

Otherwise, you can meet her at the venue of the wedding.

I'll be there. - Come soon.

I should somehow ruin it.

Welcome to Facebook family.

Weird.

I wonder what kind of people live here.

Hello.

Please login.

Login? - I mean, come in. - Oh.

Please come.. Regard this as your own account.

Oh.. Wow!

Write something on the wall.

Why is it written, 'Write something on the wall', sir?

Why are you wearing a name tag?

You know, we are very friendly people.

We like to socialise.

We make friends wherever we go. - Oh.

They shouldn't struggle to find us

on social media.

So, we are wearing our username as our name tag.

Oh. - Tell me your username. I'll add you, right away.

No, I'm not on Facebook.

You don't have a Facebook account!

Look, I don't mind if you don't have a bank account.

But to become my son-in-law, you must have a Facebook account.

Don't worry. Let's create an account for you. Come..

Take a seat. Would you like to know the Wi-Fi password? - No.

No, thanks. I use a Jio SIM.

Greetings.

Sir, who is she?

She's my eldest daughter, Princess Angel Priya.

She had a fight with her husband as he liked other girls' photos.

So, I brought her home.

I don't understand as to what is going on.

Mom, this is how people of the current generation interact.

You won't get it.

They have updated their knowledge unlike you, so be quiet.

Kush, they are very rich.

Please marry her.

They can build a hospital for you and a yoga centre for me.

Please agree to marry her.

Who's she?

She's my mother.

Why is she laughing constantly?

She's feeling happy, you see. - Oh.

The thing is, a year ago, my dad

permanently deactivated his account

and he is with God now.

My dad used to fight with my mom frequently.

After my dad permanently deactivated his account

my mom opened hers.

And since then, she has been smiling all the time.

Please call the girl.

Thayamma. - No, I don't need coffee or tea.

I didn't say, 'aayamma'

I said, Thayamma, she's my second daughter.

'I finished a live session 10 minutes ago.'

'I'm live again. - Hi.. - Hi.'

'Look, my sister's holding two cups'

'with the logos of Facebook and Twitter on them.'

'There's a suitor at home to see her.'

'We are glad.'

'Back camera.'

I need not ask her to smile.