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A-ha!
Huh?
Hmm?
Ooh!
Whoa!
Ah, man, there's none left for me.
What was that?
Talking?
I can't talk!
Words?
Ouch.
Ouch? What is an "ouch"?
A word. What's a word?
This. This is a word.
I'm talking! I'm talking! I can talk!
This is amazing! Oooh, nice word.
Amazing.
Ah-may-zing!
I think that's my favourite word so far.
Amazing. Amazing.
Amazing. Amazing.
Amazing. Amazing. Amazing.
Amazing. Amazing. Amazing.
Wait! Now it's sounding weird. Amazing.
Is that right? Doesn't sound right.
Ama... Ooh, tree. Ooh, I love you, tree.
Stone. Leaf. Branch. Ground.
Foot. Root. Vine. Hands.
Fingers. Tail. Nose. Elbow.
That's a good word. Amazing's better.
- Excuse me. - Talking elephant!
- Where? - You!
- What? - Talking elephant!
Me, talking? Talking elephant! I can talk?
Thank you for the bananas earlier. They were delicious.
I can make compliments. What's going on?
I don't know, but isn't it great?
Or, as I like to say, cos I can say stuff now, amazing?
Have we been able to talk this whole time?
That would've saved a lot of grunting and pointing.
- Like, a lot! - Shh!
What?
- You hear that? - What?
- What is it? - Shh.
What?
- What do you hear? - That bush is crying.
- I'm not a bush. - Talking bush!
I said, I'm not a bush.
- Shrub, then? Talking shrub? - No.
- Hedge? - No!
Fruticumque viret? I can speak Latin!
What's Latin?
OK, we're sorry. What are you then?
I can't tell you. You'll freak out.
- No. - We really won't.
You sound all alone and sad.
Is this your, uh...
I feel like this would be your shoulder, or...
Whoops.
Oh, please come out. It's nice out here.
We've got, um, uh, oh...
the sky and, oh, the ground.
OK.
Can't stay in this fruticumque viret forever, I suppose.
As much as I'd like to.
Told you you'd freak out.
What?
No...
So, why were you crying?
Is it because you're, like, really super freaky?
What did I say?
- Is it, though? - No. It's just...
Have you heard of the word "alien"?
We hadn't heard any words until, like, five minutes ago.
Well, you see,
- I come from very far away. - The sky?
- All I want is to go home. - Oh, that's easy!
What? Hey, no!
- What did you do that for? - You said you wanted to go home.
Yeah. OK. It takes a lot more than that
- to exit the Earth's atmosphere. - Gotcha!
- I have the regret... - No.
- He seemed nice. - I wonder what he...
What's tha...
Um, look, I don't mean to cause a fuss.
- Would you mind not doing that? - Sorry.
Hey, we can talk again. You're making us talk!
It's not me. Hang on, just... Where's that...?
Ah, there we go.
If you're anywhere near this, then...
- What is that? - It's a speech pod.
Oh, I love peaches!
Not peach.
Ssp-p-p... speech.
- This makes us talk? - Yes.
- Could I have...? - This is amazing!
- That's my favourite word. - Nice.
The others have got to try this!
Oh, boy.
Just wait till I get my paws on you.
You'll wish you'd never ripened!
Huh?
Get off my lawn! Get off!
Off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off!
Huh!
And, you! Get off my back,
you yellow-bellied delicious tropical tormentor!
Who's there?
- Egg. - Egg who?
No. Just Egg. Why? Is there other stuff out there
- I don't know about? - Who knows?
- I want out! - Uh-uh-uh. Not yet, dears.
Too soon for you.
Ball. Ball, ball, ball, ball, ball, ball, ball.
Ball, ball, ball, ball, ball.
Huh? Ball?
Come on.
Say something. Just a word.
Huh?
- Huh? - Oh.
Hey?
Oh, coming. I'm coming.
I'm sorry.
No, that's quite all right. I'm used to this sort of thing.
Huh?!
Hey, who are you? What are you?
What are you doing here? You're a newcomer.
- Do you know the rules? - Rules?
When you're in this jungle, you need to know the rules.
Rule 1: stay off my lawn!
Rule 3: don't ever, ever...
What happened to rule 2?
...ever correct me!
Rule 4: I'm right, you're wrong. Rule next...
You don't need to tell me this. I'm trying to go home.
- Huh? - He's from the sky.
Well, no... a bit further than that.
I come from... Please don't throw me again.
I come from a planet called Scaldron.
It's another world far beyond the stars.
Oooh!
Ooh.
But I'm not allowed to go back until I complete my mission.
A mission! That sounds A to the may to the zing!
Favourite word. I'm allowed to do stuff like that to it.
What's your mission?
I'd rather not talk about it.
- But we can help! - Yeah.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. I'm not helping anyone
unless there's something in it for me.
Honestly, you don't have to help.
Ah, no, no, no. Nice try.
You can't leave me out of this!
I'm helping and that's final!
It's something I have to do myself.
So, if it's all the same to you, I'd really rather be alone.
You're still there, aren't you?
You look like you could use some company.
It's very lonely, being alone.
We'll stay with you until you feel better.
I don't need help. I'm a Scaldronian.
- Scaldronians don't need help! - Loud words!
- That's upsetting me. - Sorry, I didn't mean to shout.
Don't worry, he's always upset.
I am always upset! Don't you say I am.
- What? - You see?
- I have no idea what you mean. - Exactly!
What I mean to say is it's very kind, thank you,
but you can't help me,
and you wouldn't even like it if you did.
But if you don't complete your mission...
You can't go home.
And if you can't go home, you won't...
See your family.
Poor alien.
Can't go back home.
Oh, come now. There, there. Chin up.
But you can't go home, and it's so far away.
And we can't help you. And what about your friends?
- Oh, that's not a problem. - Huh?
I don't have any friends.
Look, it's not... Oh, boy. Please don't cry.
OK, fine.
I'll do it. I'll give it a go.
- Your mission? - Yep. Why not?
If it'll stop all the, you know...
...stuff.
Yes!
OK. Well, I guess this is it, then. The, um, moment.
I...
Uh, hang on. Hold on a sec. Let me just, uh...
Yeah, that makes sense, yeah.
OK. Yeah.
Hm... OK then, sorry about that.
Uh... I claim this planet
in the name of the mighty people of...
- Hey! - Mmm.
Oh, great.
Freedom!
Look out, coming through! Terribly sorry.
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