Naked Mole Rat Gets Dressed: The Underground Rock Experience

- Good morning, naked mole rats!

all: Yeah!

- Are you ready to rock the tunnel?

all: Yeah! - Can you dig it?

all: Yeah!

- Because that's what Grand-Mah did.

She dug this tunnel with her bare teeth

to make us a rockin' underground home!

And that's why we're here to rock the Morning Song!

Um.

And--and?

all: Mole rats!

I'm going out tonight,

and I don't have a thing to wear.

- Isn't it great? both: Yeah!

Living in your skin?

Let me be your advisor.

No matter where you've been, you'll need some moisturizer.

Yeah!

- That's the way you got to roll when you're--

Naked mole facts. all: Mole facts!

- Okay, I've got three questions for y'all.

Anybody in this tunnel a little bit mole?

all: Yeah!

- Anybody in this tunnel a little bit rat?

all: Yeah!

- Anybody in this tunnel all naked?

all: Yeah!

Let's give 'em the skinny.

Thank you, every-mole.

Have a rockin', very naked day in the tunnels,

and we'll see you tonight for the Evening Song!

- You know what I love about this place?

No shirt, no shoes--

Service!

Exactly.

Catch you at the Evening Song tonight?

Oh, for sure.

I love underground music.

- Dude, we are just like this tunnel.

Am I right, Tall?

How so, Venti?

We are made of rock.

Yeah.

- Whoa, yeah! - Oh, yeah.

Hold up.

Didn't you guys notice something missing

during the Morning Song?

Yeah. Our clothes!

Dude.

- Whoa, yeah! - Oh, yeah.

- I'm talking about Wilbur J. Molerat.

Oh, yeah. Weird, huh?

- Wilbur's never missed the Morning Song.

No mole has.

He's our band buddy,

but I hope Grand-Mah doesn't find out.

For our sake.

- Dudes, I'll bet no mole noticed.

- News flash, every mole noticed

that The Moleing Stones band was missing something

this morning: Wilbur J. Mole Rat, Jr.

all: Gah!

- My name is Stark Naked because I'm stark naked.

You'll just have to trust me on that.

Questions. Where was Wilbur?

What would Grand-Mah say?

And what is the band doing about it?

all: Ahh!

We got to find Wilbur.

- And now, Les Pants with the weather.

Take it away, Les.

- Today's weather is gonna be...

exactly the same as every other day, Stark.

Our colony's located inside a tunnel,

so it's not like anything's gonna fall out of the sky.

Indeed.

- I don't even know why this job exists.

No one does.

And that's the naked truth.

Thanks for watching DNN,

the "Definitely Naked Network."

Announcer: This is DNN.

- I wish the weather could change.

I wish there was more to being a mole rat than just rocking.

I mean, I get it.

The tunnel is rock, so we're supposed to rock.

But sometimes it's hard rock,

and I, Wilbur J. Molerat, Jr.,

think that there must be more to the fabric of life.

Like every-mole being 100% naked

500% of the time.

It's boring and chilly.

Ooh.

Sure, the Weather Mole says nothing falls out of the sky

when you live in a tunnel,

but imagine if it could!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Ah!

Whoa. Whoa!

Huh?

Ah!

What is that?

Oh, wow!

Oh!

Eek!

A shirt!

Here in the dirt.

Oh, yeah!

Why not find out?

Whoa.

Oh!