Para Kang Papa Mo

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Excuse me! Can you help me film this?

Sure, give it here.

Okay, I'm recording.

Dad, please don't get angry. I know everything.

Seven awesome groups with standout members,

with the promise to keep us wanting more!

Well, what else can we expect?

When it comes to Olongapo, the dancers are top-notch!

Now, who among the groups will take home 15,000 pesos?

And of course, the ones to be crowned Galaw Gapo 2004 champions!

Hey, take it easy.

That's it!

Okay, hurry up! Anton, Jose, Francis, Henry!

Tope, Kiko!

Move it, Kiko! Who else?

Drey, Nathan…

Where the hell is Rick, huh?

Damn it, I knew it!

This is exactly what I've been telling you over and over again! Right?

What do I always say?

We need to respect the Lord above all, correct?

You sons of bitches! Find Rick!

Maybe he's sleeping in the jeep!

Or if he's not there… Is he?

If he's not there, maybe he's in the hideout!

Hurry!

I just peed, I wasn't jerking off!

You're talking back?

What are you, a stray dog? Huh?

You pee every chance you get! Are you that territorial, you bitch?

What do I always tell you?

We need to do it all together, we need to pray together,

so we can win, right?

So why is it that you bitches, every time we face the Lord,

manage to piss me off?

Huddle up! You slow-moving pieces of shit.

Lord, whoever makes a mistake, please, take them now!

We know it's impossible for us to lose…

so, Lord, please, don't let them cheat us.

We also know that all the groups here are praying,

reaching out to you, hoping to win,

but we know, Lord, that you will give it to us

because we have your mother!

If you still want to see your mother, you know what to do, Lord.

Just kidding! I'm just joking, Lord!

Lord, please give us this win!

Okay, do your best! Okay, huh? Stop fooling around!

Double-time! Hurry!

We just want you to know that the three of us are pregnant!

And, of course, you know the reason why we're here!

Take responsibility for this! Whether you like it or not!

Huh? Oh, damn it! Number one!

Anton, Jose, Rick! Where are you?

You sons of bitches! Hey, we're going first!

I picked number one!

Slowpokes! Jabawakwak, ma'am, sir! Bye.

Here comes the Jabawakwaks.

These fuckers' streak is over.

Right here!

Let's go, let's do this!

Hey, hey! Get down!

Hey!

Hey! Damn it!

Hey, stop! Freeze!

Stop right there!

Hey!

Stop! Move aside!

Stop!

Hey, stop! Freeze!

I said stop!

Move, move aside!

Stop! Move aside, move!

Stop!

Move aside, move!

I said stop!

Move aside, move!

Move aside!

Move aside, move!

Move aside!

Take him!

Auntie!

Anton said I can leave our child with you.

Take a good look, Auntie. He looks just like his father.

And everything he sends from his earnings in prison will go straight to you, okay?

Wow, I just might finally get rich.

You never know, Auntie.

They say a baby is good luck, so let me triple it for you.

This is Jose's child, and this one is Rick's.

The two assholes are already hiding from their responsibilities.

What do you mean, Auntie?

Rick and Jose also left their children with me.

Their parents kicked them out!

How will they support their children?

I already told them to drop school and help me at the market instead.

You fuckers, you all get to enjoy yourselves and I suffer?

Am I like the Kisses?

Just put on a matchstick and I give birth to three?

It's what you get from orgays!

Orgy, Auntie!

Damn it! Orgy, orgay, it's the same! Simultaneous screwing!

What are the names of the babies?

Kobe Bryant Alog, Father.

Eminem Slim Shady Dumlao, Father.

Father, this is Harry James Potter Maramag.

I also want to get a tattoo.

How would that look on me? Not us, it's too much!

-Bro! -Hey!

How many sticks?

Just two sticks, that's enough.

-Thanks. -What do you want?

Do you know Harry Potter?

Of course, that's easy.

-Let's add a lightning bolt. -Sure.

-Where do you want it? -Up here or down below?

Here, with lightning inside.

-Down below. -Okay, no problem.

So it looks really cool, totally awesome.

Sick!

Bro, success! Our little Jabawokwoks are circumcised!

Damn, bro, thanks! Our boys are officially men!

Yeah, actually, we wanted to talk about your kid too.

What is it about? Hello?

Eminem, Kobe, why don't you include Harry in your game? Huh?

Because he messes it all up!

What do you mean, he messes it up? Let him join!

-Fine. -All right!

Hey, come here!

I'll be the robot.

I'll be the soldier.

I'll be the fairy godmother!

Auntie, I'll make you look like a mestiza!

Okay, go ahead.

It's like I've really lightened.

Maramag! Did you volunteer for the Christmas presentation?

Yes, Warden. This might just get me my parole.

Are you going to make it difficult for us with your steps later?

It's easy, Warden. Mambo No. 5. You can definitely handle that!

Damn it!

I have two left feet, you know!

Well, both mine are right. Trust me.

-Can I do that? -Yes!

Like this?

Warden, you're really good.

You got it, Warden!

Hey, why are you blue? I thought you were an Avenger?

No more green. Just blue. I'll just be indelible.

Indelible Hulk!

Son of a bitch, that's for my mumps!

Oh, it's Tarzan.

Tarzan, your thing is huge. Mind if I hang onto it?

Okay, it's Tarzan!

Wow! So sexy!

Marimar!

Hey, bro, you might get parole!

When you get out, I have a favor to ask.

Man, don't be like that. You might jinx it.

No, bro, I'm telling you. I'm super sure, okay?

It's just a small favor anyway.

What is it?

Can you talk to the warden?

Tell him I'll replace you in the flash mob.

I can definitely do your moves! Look at this.

Left, right, see?

You wanna see the warden's moves?

-Sure, why not. -I'm good at imitating, bro.

-There you go. Look! -Nice, huh?

Okay, bro. If it happens, I'll tell the warden.

Really? Bro, cool! That's awesome!

If I were to win, as your youth council chairman,

there are three programs I'm going to focus on.

For the men, free condoms!

For the women, free tampons!

And for my fellow gay men, blowjob prices will be…

Cheap as hell!

Blowjobs at bargain prices! Cheap as hell!

Cheap as hell! Blowjobs at bargain prices!

Nobody's picking you up?

They know today's my release.

I wonder why they're not picking up my calls. No messages either.

Okay.

Here are your things.

I don't want to see your face here again.

Warden, now that I'm getting out…

I'll just say one thing to you. I'm not a pusher, Warden.

I was wrongly accused.

Whatever! We might end up crying here.

What are you doing there?

Directing traffic.

What's going on here?

Come, take a look at what we've prepared for you.

You'll be thrilled! See?

Idiot! You startled me! You animal.

Come on!

Let's go, hurry up. See?

-Bro! How's it going? -Jose!

-Rick! -Hey, how's it going? How are you?

Seems like you've all gotten bigger, huh?

There you go.

-Our kids taught them that dance! -That's for you, buddy!