ആദ്യത്തെ 200 വരികൾ.
Episode 1 Bump into the 17-year-old Me
Excuse me?
What year is it now?
1998.
Are you nuts?
My god!
So dramatic!
Back in time?
Liu Dazhi!
Stop right there!
You may not believe
if I said so.
But it’s just like that.
I, at 37 years old,
run into myself at 17 years old.
Liu Dazhi?
Myself?
It all begins with
a fake wedding I organized.
Let’s get started.
How did the groom and the bride meet?
Xiaowu,
how did I meet with my bride?
Wait a second!
Tell you later.
I’m on the phone with your bride now.
Hello, it’s started. Where are you?
Listen to me.
If you’re late, I’ll deduct 1,000 from your pay.
OK, we can start now.
When did the groom and the bride meet?
If I’m right,
it should be minutes later.
What?
Oh!
You take each encounter as the first.
Wow!
There are few couples who could be
so loving and romantic like you.
OK, I want to know
what is the biggest advantage of the bride.
Advantage?
Cheap!
Thrifty!
I like thrifty girls.
Oh, you have a sharp eye!
Huigui, come on. Five minutes and you’re up!
Stop urging me!
Don’t you see us
working on our lines?
Where is the bride?
Ten seconds.
Coming in 10 seconds.
Oh!
I’m really sorry.
Oh, excuse me!
God, I can’t get my breath.
Sorry about that.
In ancient costume?
No, no.
Well, I had a promotion work
about Palace Liquor.
I was playing the Empress. So I’m late.
Too many lines.
Hey, is my hair a mess?
It’s a big day!
You had another job?
It pays well!
It’s not guilty.
Is this my...
husband?
Honey!
My husband is so handsome!
You go get changed!
Just a moment, honey!
Oh!
You like that?
How bizarre!
I’m going back to my work.
Bro,
I’m ready.
I’m not late.
Don’t deduct from my pay.
Enough. Stop it.
Bro,
any other requirements?
What?
200 yuan for a drink!
300 for a kiss on cheek.
500 for
a real kiss.
800 for a kow-tow.
OK, OK, OK.
We’ll have all.
Do as your husband tells you to.
I’ll pay you as you’ve charged.
If you play well, I’ll give you a bonus, OK?
No problem.
Honey,
are you ready?
Mr. Hao.
Just relax.
Mr. Hao.
OK.
Looks like Mr. Hao is speechless now.
So now, tell us.
From now on,
do you pledge to
care, love,
cherish, protect,
understand, hold dear,
respect,
spoil,
company her
all through your life
until death parts you,
no matter ill or healthy,
poor or rich?
I shall have to say yes.
Because I did all this
for my mother.
Her cerebral hemorrhage is severe.
She can’t take any excitement ever.
Mom,
you’re all right.
From now on,
I’ll listen to you.
OK?
Mr. Hao? Mr. Hao?
Yes, I do.
Applause, please.
And congratulations to the lovely couple.
Dad, you take mom home first.
I’ll stay a little longer and catch up with them.
See you at home.
See you, uncle!
Dad, mom.
See you.
Oh, my god.
It feels so bad to be old.
I ache all over in the chair.
We should’ve
coped with Huigui like that earlier.
Then I might have been
a grandma to a teenage boy now.
Three Months Ago
Try to outwit me?
A 37-old man, unmarried,
fights with his mom all day long?
See what I’ve got for you.
Liu Jianguo.
Are you ready?
Yes, all good.
The ambulance is all set.
Then I’ll lie down now.
Don’t be too emotional.
In case the drama becomes true.
You’re not in a good shape.
All right, got it. You’re so verbose.
This is my mom,
who always plays tricks to make me oblige.
When I graduated from college,
she forced me to work as a college teacher.
Now she makes me get married.
I thought I finally outwitted her this time.
However,
I lost again.
Her cerebral hemorrhage is severe.
She can’t take any excitement ever.
I…
Look,
my mom really got talent in acting.
I still have regrets.
Of course,
I didn’t know
until the fact unfolds itself.
Mom,
you’re all right.
From now on,
I’ll listen to you.
OK?
I need a toast with
Director Chen,
the youngest deputy director in Xiangnan City.
You have to bring your mates up on the ladder.
Come on.
It’s a wedding party.
Let’s forget about business.
All right. Cheers, everyone.
Come on, cheers.
I need a toast with Xiaowu.
He owns the largest farm market
of Xiangnan City.
All right.
If you bottom up,
I’ll give you 1% share of my next program.
Twenty glasses for 20% shares.
I’ll drink 50 glasses today.
Bottom up!
It’s Huigui’s wedding party.
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