Salaam Bombay!

Hey, Moti, get ready! We need to leave.

Krishna.

Hey, Krishna, the boss is coming.

Who the hell's going to work, your father?

Run to town.

Buy three large tins of Ganesh paan masala.

Make damn sure it's Ganesh. None of your tricks.

Here it is. Demand is high these days.

Give me a ticket to the nearest big city.

Pay up.

Which city?

Bombay. Come back a movie star!

Where are you going?

Where is my queen? Move on!

My queens, where are you off to? Salaam, king of Bombay fuckers.

Move, move!

Come on!

Move aside!

Move, move! Move fast. Move!

Move on!

Move fast!

Move!

- Give me my paan masala! - What? It's all duplicate stuff!

Will you give it to me?

Om, peace, peace, Om

Hurry, let's go. A policeman is coming.

My paan masala! Hey!

Hey, Chaipau!

Tea!

Yes, yes. More to the left.

I said to the left!

- Baba, tea. - Where's Chillum?

I don't know.

Find him. Send him here.

Chillum!

Chillum!

Salim, you owe me money for yesterday's tea.

Bumpkin, look down, the sack shouldn't fall.

Hey, Salim!

- At least let me have my tea. - Pay me for the tea.

- Stop it! - Get off! As if I'll pay.

Where is 109?

No! No!

Take it easy. Let's go inside.

Come!

Move it!

Here's your money.

Where d'you come from? Don't speak Hindi?

Don't worry. You'll soon learn it all.

Isn't she lovely? So fair?

She's new.

Why are all of you here? Isn't there any work in the house?

Out, all of you! Out!

Go!

Here.

Here, drink some.

Tea's gone. Glass gone, too.

VIBHAGEEYA TEA SHOP

There's a glass missing.

- It broke, Chacha. - Why are you staring?

I told you, if anything gets broken, you've got to pay.

Chacha, how much have I saved up?

Look.

Wasting your life on the streets. You should be studying!

You've saved five rupees a day. That makes 150.

Minus ten for the teas your pals drink.

Minus two for the glass you broke.

So, 12 rupees cut.

- How long will it take to save 500? - What?

Saving up for your wedding?

It'll take a long time. Now go!

Chaipau, there's too much water in the tea.

What can I do? There's water everywhere.

See, she was coming with the child

and a man comes from here, steals something and runs.

Look, Ma.

He's running, and then...

People gather there.

Then...

Oh, you are on time. Put the tea here.

Sit.

Sit in the chair.

Take your shirt off.

Manju, pass me the towel.

Take that shirt off.

Why are you feeling shy? I've seen many. Take it off.

Manoranjan, request is from...

Ma, look. That's my song!

My name is chin chin choo

In the moonlight and you Hello, mister, how do you do?

Hi, my Sridevi!

Princess of my dreams!

I knew it. You'd never let me down.

Hey, Koyla. You know what Chungal said?

There's a new girl in 109. A sexy, very fair number.

Sexy. So what? Wait a bit.

You'll see. Like Mandakini, she'll also say,

"Come boys, push it in harder."

Come boys, push it in harder

Come boys, push it in the car

Move it, boys, push it in far

Come on, my friend Come on, my elephant!

Know what this Bumpkin said?

"Here, have some." "Have some."

- Have some. - I'm not playing.

Hey, one day, I'll take you with me.

I'll show you how to keep the girls happy.

What's up?

Hey, Insect! Shut up!

- Got money? I'm feeling lucky today. - No.

Saving it up? You're rich. Can't you give me a loan?

Me? Rich? I need to save 500 rupees.

Chacha cut twelve rupees.

The new girl broke a glass.

New girl? Oh!

So, you've lost your heart?

No, man.

How old is she? Fifteen?

Thirteen?

Fourteen?

- Sixteen? - Sixteen.

Sweet Sixteen, slick name! Out with the money!

Give me the money! Let me see how much you have.

What's this?

You already owe me. Give it back.

Champ, for this fiver, I'll show you the Taj Mahal. Come!

Tell anyone, and I'll slit your throat.

State Bank, Chillum Branch.

The bank's empty, but not for long.

You, Bumpkin, you be the manager. Keep your money here.

Safer here than with that crook Chacha. Full-time safe!

Thank you, boss.

O whore of my dreams! When will you come to me?

I'm waiting so long! When will you come?

Rafique Bhai said you had work.

Rafique Bhai? Come in.

Clean the place. You'll get three rupees each.

Who is she?

- Sweet Sixteen. - What a stupid name!

I'm the queen of butterflies, here I come

I'm the queen of butterflies, here I come

I flit! I flee! I fly!

- I flit! I flee! I fly! - I flit! I flee! I fly!

Shut up, runt!

Why are you hollering? We've paid, just like you.

We'll do as we please. Shut up!

I'm the queen of butterflies, here I come

I'm the queen of butterflies, here I come

- I flit! I flee! I fly! - I flit! I flee! I fly!

Australia? England? Which land?

America.

- Coke, coke? - No coke.

Where is your mom-dad?

New York.

One puff taking, flying Air India.

- How much? - Only 250.

- Oh, 250? - Last price.

- No. Too much. - Too much? No, man!

Two hundred fifty.

- Not 250. - Okay. For you, big dog,

special price.

- Only 150. - Why not?

- Give some to your brother, okay? - Thank you.

Life is a drag!

- Greetings, Hashim Bhai. - Oh, kid!

A man who doesn't smoke hash is like a man without balls.

- Isn't that right? - Yeah.

Not so hard the first time, big boy.

I ripped off a white boy. So I said, "Let's celebrate."

Thought I'd show Bumpkin the real stuff.

Pure. Not Baba's trash.

Chillum! Chillum!

Chillum!

You scared?

Why did you do that? I want to go back. Come on.

We've come so far, and you want to go back?

Give me your hand.

Pistol-packing mama

Lay your pistol down

Pistol-packing mama

Lay your pistol down

Pistol-packing mama

Lay your pistol down

Hey, Chillum, the sky's spinning.

Let the fucker spin. You come here.

Pistol-packing mama

Lay your pistol down

This is the father of all poisons.

Sometimes my heart tells me...

I should swallow rat poison...

and sleep for the last time.

All the end.

Why don't you give it up?

You won't understand.

Once it gets you, it won't let go

Not until you die

Not until you're dead

That fat foreigner!

You were just as green when you first got here.

Do you remember the day at VT Station?