Taxi Hunter (Di shi pan guan / 計程車屠夫)

Hey, level with me. Are you sure your informer's reliable?

Some of his information is, some isn't.

If we got it right every time, you would've been promoted.

- You don't have to stick with me! - You stink!

Have a spray!

Let's go.

- Stop eating. - Let me finish!

$24. Thank you.

I wouldn't go over there no matter what.

Undercover for 20 days for nothing. I want to throw up every time I'm here.

Hey, it's an ambush, how can you expect to get results the first time?

Yeah?

Is that your pager? Don't mess around. It's mine.

The boss wants me to go and report in.

Hey, take a taxi.

Move!

- Hey, where to? - North Point.

No... I'm off duty.

Just go! Police! Drive! Hurry up!

Fucker!

Freeze!

- Hey! Go! Hurry! - Come over here!

Hold it!

Get in!

Blacky!

That dork's really fierce.

- Call the hearse. - Hearse? What about me?!

Then call the ambulance, too!

Stop the car!

Damn fucker!

Fucker. Gave me more work?!

Good morning, colleagues.

I called this meeting because I have exciting news for you.

Our group is responsible for 25% of the total sales volume.

I'm very satisfied with your performance, especially Kin.

You should all learn from him.

His sales are three times as much as yours.

And he's handled the project with the Bank of America very well.

Therefore,

I've decided to let him handle the project with ABN AMRO next month as well.

Any questions?

We will try to work hard and assist Kin like we did last month.

Remember, our clients buy insurance to bet against their lives.

We bet that they stay alive.

So let's bless our clients now. To good health.

Meeting adjourned.

Hey, Kin.

Keep working hard. You've got a bright future and lots of money.

I'm going to promote you to senior next month.

You should only say that if you mean it, boss.

I won't mess with you. Let's go to lunch.

Hey, Kin.

Hey, the boss has big expectations of you, and that's not good.

If you can't achieve the same quota as this month,

you'll be fucked.

Fatty... you're really fat.

- Hey, lunchtime. - Let me tidy this up first.

- Hello? 8888 reply call. - Pager station.

Your wife wants you to come home for dinner early.

Thank you.

Come in.

Boss! Good health, good health forever!

You found nothing in an ambush, walked clumsily and stumbled into folk,

ran into the thief on the street and couldn't catch him as per.

Bear with me!

Right, Ming's now injured. You've been assigned a new partner.

- May I ask who? - The one who saved you.

No way, boss! The entire department knows he's crazy.

He'll do anything to catch a criminal. His partner ends up dead or handicapped.

Or their parents don't get shit. Or they end up impotent.

Come in.

Sgt. Yu Kai-Chung reporting for duty.

Sergeant Yu, this is your new partner.

Hi! My idol! You're the idol of all the police!

All the gangs in Hong Kong are fearful upon hearing your name.

Sergeant Yu? Congratulations!

I've fallen in love with you. You're my idol! Let me kiss you later.

- Sergeant Yu, you-- - That's fine. Let me handle it.

I'll take care of Sergeant Yu.

Sergeant Yu, c'mon, I'll show you around. C'mon!

Good... bye!

Sergeant Yu, c'mon, I'll show you the briefing room first.

- Goh, good morning. - Good morning!

- Hey, don't be so formal. Call me Chung. - Goh, good morning.

Good morning!

- Hey, bro. - Good morning.

I guess you did rather well; Even the senior calls you 'bro'.

No, I haven't closed a case for a really long time.

I forgot to tell you, my name's Mak. Call me Sai-Goh .

They're calling me Goh. They can't call Sai, right?

- So I'll call you Goh, too. - Great. Good boy!

- Blind Fai. - Receiving.

- I'm on Harbour Road, you? - I'm nearby.

Someone just rear-ended me. Come and help me rip off this guy.

You fucker! Can you drive?

Bro, you cut in front of me and stopped. There was nothing I could do.

Are you for real?! I was stopped for a while, and you just smashed into me!

Your bumper's just dented a little, but my headlights are all broken.

A little? You gonna compensate me?

How much do you want, then?

$5,000.

What?! A little dent's worth $5,000?

I don't have enough cash. What about $1,000?

Not enough cash? What about that?

- Hey, are you done yet? - He only wants to pay me $1,000.

Oi! Don't bullshit me.

- How much do you want? - $5,000.

- Bro, don't lean on me. - You damaged his car, yet accuse him?!

- Pay $5,000, and save yourself a beating. - Pay up!

- I'll pay. - Hurry!

Hurry up!

I'll pay.

- Go! - What are you looking at?

What a bunch of bullies.

Honey.

How are you?

Has the baby kicked you today?

Darling, you promised you would get home by half six.

What time is it now?

Right, I had a car accident.

- Are you okay? - I'm okay.

- What about the car? - The car's, of course, damaged.

- What'll we do? - It's alright, don't ask any more.

You went out on your own again?

And bought so much as well?

Hey, I put $10,000 on your credit card. Would that be a problem?

- No. - That's a bargain! This was only $8,800.

- Does it do a date stamp? - Think there's a button on the side.

We need the date stamp to know what the baby looks like in what date.

Hey, I've bought some baby clothes.

It's beautiful.

- Isn't it cute? - Yeah.

Oh no, I'm worried.

If it's a boy and not a girl, how can he wear it?

- Then we'll have a girl next year. - Who wants to have a girl with you?

Isn't Chung coming for dinner? Where is he? It's late.

Yeah. He's always late. Maybe he's out chasing a criminal.

Let's clear this stuff and not embarrass ourselves in front of our guest.

I'll help you.

Hey, get that bag as well.

Darling, I'll put the baby cot back in our room today.

Forget it, you're pregnant. You shouldn't push a cot around.

When the baby gets older, we'll need a bigger room anyway.

If the baby sleeps with us, he'll be closer to us in the future.

No.

You scream so loudly during lovemaking. It would scare our baby.

Get the door.

Hey, always late!

- What time is it? - King of being late. Sister-in-law.

- Hurt your head again? - I bumped my head whilst chasing a crook.

- Are you alright? - Are you hungry?

Of course I'm hungry!

I knew she was going to cook me dinner. I didn't even have lunch. I'm starving!

You sweet-talker. Don't teach my husband that.

- I'm going to cook. You have a chat. - Thanks, sister-in-law!

Hey, your belly's getting bigger.

What belly?

This's a sign of success.

I guess that means I haven't started yet.

- You're doomed to be doing tough work. - What do you mean?

If I weren't a cop, I could be a low-wage coolie.

As for you... if anything happened, you'd starve to death.

I'm not afraid, because you'll feed me.

- Want a drink? - Same as usual.

Hey! You've bought a lot of stuff.

You should get married quickly.

Hey, isn't it a bit early to buy baby stuff?

It's not early. When the baby's born, we'll have no time to shop.

Hey! Have some soup first.

- There's soup! - She's such a great wife.

Okay, let me help you, sister-in-law.

We bought all the girls' clothes. Now the doctor said it's a boy.

How could I know?

It's still too early to call. How about what happened with Herman?

The doctor said it was a boy; Ended up being a girl.

Herman has the look of a father-in-law.

I'll get you home first.

No, many are waiting for a taxi at this hour. Look! Lots of people.

Hey!

- Are you for real?! - We were first!

Hey. You have a client appointment, don't you? You can go, I'm fine.

Don't worry, I still have time, I'll get you home first.

Wait here for me, I'll get the taxi over there.

Don't let anybody push you, okay?

Sorry, I'm pregnant-- No, my wife's pregnant.

Darling... come here.

- Sorry, bro. - Excuse us.

It's fun to see you guys fighting for a taxi.

Bro, if you don't have passengers like us, you'd be poor.

Don't preach to me in my car. If you're not happy, you can get out.

Brother Keung, sorry I'm late. I couldn't get a taxi.

Say no more, sit down.

- What do you want to drink? - Nothing.

- Let me show you the insurance agreement. - It's okay.

What is there that a gang boss like me hasn't seen? It's minor stuff, no need.

No, Brother Keung, I must explain the details to you.

Right, don't waste time on nonsense.

Everybody in the underworld knows me, Muscle Keung.

From Portland Street to Tsim Sha Tsui, everybody calls me Brother Keung.

If I want a car or some thugs, I'll have them.