Golmaal Govindam (గోల్‌మాల్ గోవిందం)

GOLMAAL GOVINDAM

GUNDAMMA COLONY.

Wait, im filling my vessel.

Today is a lucky day for Gurunath Rao.

Everyone listen carefully!

Propreitor of Gundamma colony Mrs. Jandapaddula Gundamma is here.

Everyone come and pay your rents.

By 1st of every month Gundamma arrives with her husband for rent.

What kind of a husband is he? He is there only to serve her.

At home he even massages her feet, without any one noticing.

Namasthe madam, namsthe madam.

-Now let's start, what do you say? -Oh sure!

-Kuppilibilla Appuswamy, quickly. -Im here madam.

-Adduteegala Anjaneyulu. -Take madam.

Huh? Hey wait!

What's this? You're trying to escape by paying this month's rent

But you are still to pay Rs. 25 from last month's rent. What about that?

This month I can't madam, next month i will.

When was it possible for you? Simhadri, throw his belongings out.

What ever you say is my word too, throw his belongings out.

-Madam don't, I will pay the due. -Now where did you get the money from?

-Here is the rent madam. -Wow! Only you pay without being asked.

We are paying promptly, but you dont care about maintenance.

We are unable to bear the flies and mosquitoes

What did you say?

You are a nurse aren't you? You'd keep saying health tips.

This Gundamma colony will be like this, if you wish to stay you can or leave.

-What do you say? -What ever you say is my word too.

-Read now. -Ok...

Pentakuppala Simhachalam!

-Did everyone pay? -There's only one person left.

-Who is he? -That fellow Govindam.

-Simhadri... -Yes ma'am

Put a notice on his door stating him to meet me.

This man's name is Govindam, he is a con man.

He can fell a tree without axing, and can get things done without spending a penny.

For example he want's a ride home.

But not a single penny in his pocket, still he manages.

Want to know how? See it yourself.

Damn, these buses wont come on time.

Yes im waiting since half an hour.

-Where are you going? -Gajuwaka.

Strange! Im going to Gajuwaka as well.

Let's do something...

let's share a ride, we can save time and money, what do you say?

Good idea! Wonderful idea!

Isnt it? I see no auto-rickshaws here, I'll go to the next street and get one.

-What's your name? -Venkat Rao.

Stay here Venkat Rao.

Auto! auto, stop! stop, stop man.

-Will you come to Gajuwaka? -No sir.

-Gajuwaka... -No

I will pay you two rupees more.

-Hello are you going to Gajuwaka too? -Yes sir.

If you dont mind let's do something.

-Let's take one auto and split charges. -Let's do it.

You be here and I'll get the auto.

Auto stop stop, stop I say.

-Will you come to Gajuwaka? -I wont sir.

Why? Why wont you come? The SI of this area is my brother.

Master get in.

-Sir, can i take a friend of mine along? -Ok.

Let's go.

Venkat Rao, come what are you looking at?

My friend is innocent, let's go to Gajuwaka.

Driver stop here.I will get down here.

-Where is your house? -In the next lane, I will walk.

-Thank you. -See you.

-Would you also walk home? -Oh ok, my house is also close by.

Driver take me to Gundamma colony.

Stop!stop..

-How much? -Fifteen rupees sir.

Free ride and five rupees profit.

Hello!

Hello sister, how do you do?

What do you mean by sister, you can call me Vijaya darling.

Wait what ever your name might be, I should call you sister in this dress.

If that's the case, I will take off my dress.

Stop, if take off your dress, I don't have a saree for you to change.

I don't need a saree.

Would you remain in your birthday suit?

No matter, how I be you won't feel a thing.

Even now I wont feel a thing.

Because I'm thinking, how to pay Gundamma's rent.

What happened?

You think this is thermometre? Leave it.

Marry me, you need not burn your hands anymore.

If I marry that my hand's are burning, we should starve for rest of our life's.

Why would we starve? My earnings would be sufficient for both.

It would be sufficient, but I dont want to be a burden on you.

Look something is getting spoiled.

-What? -Your uniform.

I will get it pressed don't worry.

Uncle, uncle.

Uncle, uncle. Are you botrh playing mom and dad game?

No, we are playing a new game called kaaka kusthi.

Look my team is here I'm very busy now, you go and take care of patient's.

-Come come choclate choclate. -Uncle uncle for me.

I just came back from village today, and learnt you lost your dad.

Mr.Pitaambaram and me are good friend's.

Sorry I dont know any of my dad's friends.

I came and took over the shop after my college.

Don't be sad Akamabaram, things will be okay in time. Give me a kilo tamarind.

Hey pack a kilo tamarind.

Akambaram s/o late Pitambaram, I will con him.

Can you call Mr.Pitambaram?

Mr.Pitambaram is no more, he passed away six days ago.

Is it! Did god take away such a great person so early?

So sad! So sad!

Did you know my father sir?

What should I say? Like father and son, like teacher and pupil we used to be.

Don't disturb me for a moment.

-Take these three rupees. -Why sir?

Last month I took provisions worth 400, then I fell short of three rupees.

He told I could pay him later,

when I'm back to pay he is no more.

Ah!

You are here to pay back a man who is dead! You are not a normal human.

You are a god!

What god? Now I my connection with this shop is no more

Wait sir, I'm here in place of my father. You must take provisions from here only.

-No brother. -Swear on me if you don't buy from here.

You are making me hesitant, ok write down.

One surf packet, one sanolop bottle, one horlicks bottle... the big one.

and two packets of chocolates.

Bill is 360 rupees sir.

Ah! Where did I keep my purse?

Yeah! Its' in my other shirt pocket!

Brother Akambaram, keep the items here... I will get the money.

Oh come on sir! Who else would I trust? You can pay later, take the provisions.

Brother Akambaram you are generous than your father, see you.

Such a nice person!

Lakshmi check the curry on stove I will go get some oil.

-Are you looking for oil aunty? -Yes my boy.

-Take. -Where did you get it from?

Don't ask where it is from. I take care of everyone's necessities.

-Seventy two rupees. -But it cost's only seventy rupees!

Two rupees extra for door delivery. Cash please. I will take two rupees later.

Rajamma aunty, washing clothes with just hands?

What to do? The soap's worn out. I will go get it in the evening.

Why? I got it for you! Here...

Oh my boy! You made it easy for me, take the money.

There is one rupee extra in this, it's mine, for door delivery.

-Uncle -Oh! Govindam come.

Last week I borrowed 20 rupees from you.

Keep this toothpaste instead, now you owe me two rupees.

I will read it and give.

Where is the old due? Check properly.

Brinjal, ridgegourd, ladysfinger, beans...

curryleaf, coriander, tomates...

Give me one kilo Brinjal, one kilo ridge gourd, one kilo tomato.

Give me half kilo ladysfinger and one rupee ginger.

Driver! are you driving with eyes closed?

I will smash your nose with this pumpkin.

What nonsense are you talking?

You stopped your cart on mid road and is speaking as you like.

Who is it? Gundamma is that you?

Our Gundamma is here, our Gundamma is here.

Shutup! Who do you think I'm now? Corporator Gundamma, what do you say?

Driver lets go.

Oh my god, this is how people behave, when they get rich mid way.

What? Do you know Gundamma?

What? You are asking me if I knew her.

We both used to sell vegetables, on these cart's two years ago.

-Brinjal -Ridge gourd, Beans,

Bananas, Amaranth, coriander, curry leaf...

Fresh fish, dry fish, prawns, crabs.

Gundamma, how are you?

I'm fine, how are you?

I'm fine too, do you have amaranthus?

Why not dear, I have all leafy vegetables down here, take.

Dont know why Gundamma, we won't purchase else where than from you.

You keep fish on top which is non-veg...

And veggies beneath.

How come people like me take from you?

What can I do dear?

You are a vegetarian, this side all are non-vegetarian.

But I need you all.

For dialogues sake, she wants sorrel leaves and prawns.

She can't go to multiple places for both.

With me she can get both what do you say?

Gundamma how much for this fish?

Take it for 25 rupees Lalithamma.

Gundamma if make a curry of it and have with a bottle of brandy..

It will take me to heaven.

Hmm! Pay me 25 rupees and go to heaven.

Hey! How dare you ask me money?

This Ganjipeta rowdy's name gives chills to Police.

If you ask for money again I will rip you, take care.

What the hell did you just say?

How dare you disrespect me! I will rip you.

Who the hell would you rip?

Rip me! rip me! rip me...

"He says he'll rip me!"

Rip me!

Rip rip rip...

"My God I'm dead"

Will you rip me? Look who is ripped now. He calls himself Ganjipeta rowdy!

Stop, you think I'm a piece of paper to rip.

She used to roam shamelessly like a rowdy ripping people.