Supernatural

- It's Halloween, man. - For us, every day is Halloween.

Sam: Samhain is the damn origin of Halloween.

Celts believed that October 31st was the one night of the year

when the veil was thinnest between the living and the dead.

- We should have one this year. - Have one what?

A Christmas!

We'll get a tree, a little Boston Market.

Just like when we were little.

It's Valentine's day, your favorite holiday, remember?

I mean, what do you always call it?

"Unattached Drifter Christmas"?

Your people called him Cupid.

He's actually a lower order of angel.

Technically, it's a cherub, third class.

Yes, yes, yes!

Is this a fight? Are we in a fight?

This is their handshake.

- What was that? - The future.

Amara: We're bonded. You're the one who set me free.

No, that was an accident.

You and I will be together.

No, that's -- that's not gonna happen.

We will become one.

Why wouldn't you want that?

Here, honey. Let me.

Thanks, babe.

As handsome as the day I met you.

Doesn't Staci know to knock?

She'll wake Teagan!

Sorry.

I remembered after I rang.

So, where's Melissa?

She's getting ready.

Eww, I can taste her mom lipstick.

You're telling her tonight, right?

It's Valentine's day.

So?

So, that's heartless.

Can't we talk about this later?

I'm tired of waiting.

I-I told you it's not that simple.

Mel and I, we've been together since we were your age.

We -- we have a house, a baby.

We have a whole life together.

Dan, don't you get it?

That's what I want.

Either tell her tonight, or --

or what?

Melissa, you look so pretty!

I love your lipstick.

Thanks. You ready?

Mm-hmm.

Man #1: True love, all right?

So everyone just, uh, go back to your sloppy tots.

Man #2: Is he gone? Like, gone, gone?

Man #3: True love can get us out of here?

Yeah.

H-hey, listen.

Yeah, I've been in love a million times. Listen.

Man #4: Oh, it's beautiful, Mike. It really --

boom, boom!

This bramble Grey tea is simply divine, Cindy.

Um...

I would like to apologize for being so insensitive

to your grieving emotional state.

Beautiful artwork, by the way.

Rick: You say it is is how it is,

but I think a blind man could see

that Beth is looking for the door.

I barely have a reason to care and even I noticed.

Morty: Come on, Rick! Don't talk about my parents like that!

Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you,

but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction

that compels animals to breed.

It hits hard, Morty, then it slow fades,

leaving you stranded in a failing marriage.

I did it. Your parents are gonna do it.

Break the cycle, Morty.

You scared the hell out of me!

What are you doing here?

Jerry: Check on your mom.

Morty, hand me that screwdriver, huh?

Mm. That feels good.

I'm almost finished mang my ionic defibulizer, Morty.

It's gonna be great.

Hey, listen, Rick. You know...

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- Morning. - Mm.

Is that a hickey?

And?

It was Valentine's day.

Wow.

Can't help it if I'm a hopeless romantic.

You got half of that right.

- Just doing my civic duty. -

Helping all the single ladies.

You know the best thing about February 14th?

You don't have to be Mr. Right --

just Mr. Right Now.

That's classy.

Yeah? What'd you do, judgy?

Curl up in your snuggie?

Watch "50 Shades" on cable? Yeah.

No.

Check this out.

Staci Altman, 19-year-old babysitter

from Hudson, Ohio, was murdered last night.

Well, that blows.

But if her name's not Amara, how is that us?

Because her heart was ripped out.

- On Valentine's day? - Yeah.

Mm.

Was it, like, an ironic werewolf?

All right, we'll check it out.

But, first, I need bacon.

No, first, you need a shower.

- Is it -- - Yeah.

You're not wrong.

Dan: It's like we told the cops.

Staci came over around 6:00.

We went to dinner, and by the time we got home...

We, uh -- we found Staci in the living room

in a pool blood and Teagan, in her crib, hysterical.

It was awful.

Can you think of any reason

why somebody would want to hurt Staci?

No.

Staci was super-sweet and popular and pretty.

Anyone who met her fell in love with her.

Well, maybe it was a crime of passion.

Uh, did Staci have any crazy ex-boyfriends?

No. N-not that I know of.

Honey?

W-why would I have any idea?

Was anything stolen?

Any chance this may have been a robbery gone wrong?

I don't think so.

I mean, nothing was missing

except for the nanny cam in the living room.

Thank you for your time.

Give us a call if something comes up.

Melissa: Okay, thank you.

Is it just me, or is that guy acting a bit hinky?

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

Let's split up.

You drop me at the morgue,

and you can hit Dan at the office.

Yeah, and maybe he'll be a little bit

more open without wifey around.

Yeah.

Based on the autopsy,

the Vic was conscious when her heart was ripped out.

Wouldn't want a front-row seat to that show.

Any ideas what could have done this?

Typically? I'd assume animal attack.

- In a house? - Exactly.

Plus, no claw marks.

I'll be honest with you, Agent.

Been doing this for some 20-odd years,

and I'm stumped.

All right.

Thanks.

Someone's here to see you, Mr. Harper.

FBI -- an Agent Weller?

Send him in, please.

Please. Have a seat, agent.

What can I help you with?

I need you be straight with me, Dan.

I'm not sure what you mean, Agent.

Oh, I think you do.

I think you're hiding something.

And you didn't want to talk about it in front of your wife.

You're schtupping the babysitter.

Excuse me?

Oh, don't act all fake offended.

I'm actually trying to help you out here, okay?

Now, personally, I don't a give rat's ass who you screw.

But I would just hate for your, uh, extracurricular activities

to get you involved in a federal murder investigation.

Or I could just go talk to your wife.

[ Telephone ringing in distance ]

I want to be straight with you, Agent.

I really do, but I can't.

Sure you can.

No, really, I mean, this is just too damn weird.

You -- you'd never believe me.

Try me.

Let me guess -- the missing nanny cam?

I was having an affair with Staci.

I only took the nanny cam

because she kissed me in front of it.