Cow and Chicken

Mom and Dad said I could pick out a pet of my very own!

I'll thrilled for youse.

Cow?

Chicken?

Come on, kids!

Hello?

I'm not decent!

So, you'd like to see some of my creatures, hmm?

Oh, yes! Please?

All our animals are given special love and care.

How about some fish?

Or, perhaps, a "Sail Kitten", or two.

Beavers are on sale today!

'Cause they're used. Only once, though.

I have something I know you're going to love.

The Bucket O'Mammals!

Hey, you? I'm Cow!

Which one of you wants to belong to me?

Hey, check this out!

Yes. Our piranha fish.

Hey, panty waist!

We have all sorts of vermin.

Now, I have something very special to show you.

Oh yeah? What's that?

Snakes!

Cool!

Hey, Cow! I found your new pet.

"Anaconda. Twelve feet long.

Nocturnal. Feeds on..."

"Feeds on" what, Big Brother?

Cookies?

Wiennies?

"Chicken"?

You got it.

A talking snake!

Cow, get me out of here!

Right away, Mr. Snake!

Oh, I'd love to have a talking snake for a pet!

Mom? Dad?

I think I have found the pet of my dreams!

You want a snake for a pet?

Oh, yes! It's a talking snake!

And it sounds just like Chicken!

Help!

You know, that snake does sound just like Chicken.

Oh, you are going to be my best-est friend.

And I'm going to call you Fluffy!

Look, Mom and Dad!

Fluffy loves her already.

We'll... take the snake!

An excellent choice.

Paper or plastic?

Oh, no! Fluffy's got a lump!

Yes! Not to worry.

Oh, Chicken!